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Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes.
Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new.Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change.
This largely follows canon in many respects, but a lot of the more dangerous events aren't as dangerous as they are in canon. Instead Harry has a comparatively normal seven years at Hogwarts, getting a mostly-uninterrupted magical education, which if you think about it is quite an impressive feat for an intelligent dragon.
This fic features a broadly dotty but pleasant Dumbledore, Dean Thomas elevated to a coequal status of main character with Ron, Hermione and Neville, House Rivalries treated as a school in-joke, and a cast of many people who are not human.
It also features Dumbledore teaching classes, though only once he remembers to tell people about the class.
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- English
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- 716,433
- Chapters:
- 102/102
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- 11
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- 2,131
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18 Jul 2026
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,696
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 139
- Comments:
- 2,660
- Kudos:
- 39,098
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- 11,885
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- 381,907
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14 Jul 2026
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A Letter from “Crawly” to Azirapil by mostlydeadlanguages
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Mesopotamian RPF
08 Jul 2019
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This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.
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08 Jul 2026
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Once upon a time there was a Line...
Lines and Shapes might be hereditary enemies, but under just the right conditions they might come to an Arrangement.
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09 Jun 2026
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Yes and Please and Thank You by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Aug 2023
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"Go to alpha centauri, for all I care! Go now, this very instant, and never return, do you hear me, Crowley? Never!"
Due to Crowley's firm conviction that "he need never know", Aziraphale has, for all the time they've known each other, been blissfully unaware of the obedience curse Crowley's been looping holes around since 4004 BC.
You can't really blame him, is the point. Aziraphale had no idea what his unthinking words might do, and is already planning to apologise profusely at dinner...
...which might get a little tricky, seeing as Crowley has just been sighted in the vicinity of Pluto, and has concrete orders to never show his face on earth.
Ever.
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- English
- Words:
- 52,384
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 836
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- 1,962
- Bookmarks:
- 413
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05 Jun 2026
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Demon Resources by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Apr 2020
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It may be surprising to note that if you were to compare the Demonic-Resources Department with it’s angelic counterpart you'd find that DR is both more efficiently run, and brutally effective.
Currently, Crowley is in a meeting with their case manager.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,689
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 70
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- 367
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04 Jun 2026
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”First formulated in 1997, [32] questions to fall in love is a study by psychologist Dr. Arthur Aron which took place at Stony Brook University, New York. The aim? Speeding up the creation of intimacy between two strangers.”
The CosmopolitanOkay, fine.
Crowley was 32-Questions-That-Lead-To-Love-ing Aziraphale. Sue him.
He had no expectations, all right? Just, an innocent curiosity.
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- English
- Words:
- 32,823
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 260
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02 Jun 2026
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Blessed Beginnings by Ghostinthehouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2023
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In 1666, an angel blessed the rats whose flight had given him enough warning to save his books from the Great Fire of London.
In 1793, a demon blessed the rats (descendents of the earlier, angel-blessed ones) who led him to the angel's cell in time to save him from the French Revolution.From then on, the rats became unstoppable.
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- Part 83 of Ficlet Omens
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 355
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 21
- Kudos:
- 188
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- 11
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30 May 2026
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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
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- 133,200
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- 200
- Bookmarks:
- 2,511
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27 May 2026
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Snakes don’t have eyelids.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 24
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- 148
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25 May 2026
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The robed human next to the circle was gesticulating wildly, wafting the smoke from the cheap candles in Crowley’s direction. “I beseech thee, creature of abyssal flame..."
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When you're an aspiring alchemist, summoning a demon to gain more knowledge, make sure you get quality candles first.- Language:
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- Words:
- 500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 32
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- 77
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- 285
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20 May 2026
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The Doctor notices a time anomaly in a park, centred around a man dressed in black who appears to be feeding ducks.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 501
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 22
- Kudos:
- 56
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- 257
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19 May 2026
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Errata Needed by Luinlothana
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2025
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It started with a simple temptation. A demon couldn’t be expected to abandon all his well-ingrained habits just like that, especially not after a pint.
Or: This is where misprinted Bibles sometimes come from.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 19
- Kudos:
- 31
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- 1
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- 136
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19 May 2026
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Crowley was always a demon of new things. So when Heaven took Aziraphale away, he used the only tools left to him: human ambition, technology, and a truly demonic End-User License Agreement.
Good Omens meets Black Mirror
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19 May 2026
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the misadventures of dick and slade as they explore the wonderful world of knifeplay and bloodkink and anti-meta-healing weaponry
(series; complete)
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- 11,004
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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29 Apr 2026
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As of some one gently tonking, tonking at my bookshop door by Katiefrog217, QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
29 Oct 2024
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In Crowley’s opinion, demonic summonings are a necessary evil. The Satanic nuns can’t exactly ring down to Hell’s call routing office when they need to get in touch, so an occasional bit of summoning is the best compromise for both sides.
Of course, Crowley finds he has significantly less patience for the practice when the person doing the summoning isn’t actually a Satanic nun and doesn’t actually know how to end the blasted summoning afterwards. No demon would ever have signed off on the practice if it didn’t have an end, which very much ought to include getting to switch out of his demonic shape and go back to having hands. He liked having hands.
A story in which Aziraphale’s already unappealing bookshop becomes even more unappealing with the addition of a cranky snake. Banter ensues.
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- English
- Words:
- 6,666
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 40
- Kudos:
- 104
- Bookmarks:
- 20
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- 650
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12 Apr 2026
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Lambert runs afoul of a mage, and ends up a horse. No one is happy about this.
But it might end up being useful all the same.
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- Part 1 of Cursed Witchers Learn To Be Loved
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,386
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 194
- Kudos:
- 3,156
- Bookmarks:
- 511
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- 19,121
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09 Apr 2026
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of truth, of light, of good by sideraclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Dec 2023
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Crowley will save Earth alone if he has to.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,179
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 604
- Kudos:
- 846
- Bookmarks:
- 198
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- 19,754
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25 Jan 2026
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After seventy-odd years at St Luke's University, the Doctor has gotten quite good at getting out of department meetings.
Until one day his luck runs out.
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23 Jan 2026
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Incubus of Soho (Sequel to Seamstress of Soho) Illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for starryfull13
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Oct 2023
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Set after season 2 ends, fix-it fic. Angst, comfort, healing, reconciliation, resolution, smut, fluff, & comedy.
After Aziraphale leaves, Rosemary Sandwich notices that Crowley is going off the rails, and resolves to step in to protect him from himself - after all, he’s protected her and her unconventional little “family” enough. Things may be rocky at times, but Rosie and her household do their best to keep Crowley from too many bad decisions as best they can, until eventually hope appears. But can Crowley and Aziraphale together fight back against the Metatron and prevent Armageddon 2?
Sequel to Seamstress of Soho a mature/teen & up rated, but far more safe for work comedy/fluff fic, which explored how Crowley knew Mrs. Sandwich before season 2. This fic will make more sense if you read that first (8,586 words, 3 chapters.)
This fic does include one fairly heavy chapter which will be appropriately tagged and entirely skippable without affecting the plot if it’s not something you’d like to read. It is all consensual, but it may be a bit much for some people.
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- Part 2 of Sex work in Soho
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,406
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,299
- Kudos:
- 860
- Bookmarks:
- 147
- Hits:
- 12,943
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15 Jan 2026