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Unsolicited trip down memory lane by Hydre for Stepmicrowave
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 May 2026
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Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.
So that was a fucking lie.
He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.
Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.
“I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.
“Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.
Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
He ends up taking care of Sasuke.Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.
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- Part 2 of Naruto extravaganza
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Summer, 1943.
Tom Riddle leaves the orphanage and finds his way home.
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01 May 2026
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Every man and his owl are in agreement: the Department of Mysteries contains twelve doors. It is an objective fact, boring and undeniable.
So when a thirteenth door appears, out of nowhere, on a Monday afternoon, is is also an objective fact that something is afoot and worth investigating. And who better to take charge of the mystery than the department's dullest Unspeakable? The only man in the Ministry of Magic to whom nothing exciting ever happens.
I do hope nothing goes wrong...
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01 May 2026
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To sisterhood there is a season.
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01 May 2026
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Sirius Black does not die. But this does not mean that it is easy for him to live.
Or: a butterfly flaps its wings and Sirius does not go to the Department of Mysteries. What follows from that twist of fate is a story about the long, destructive shadow of a schoolboy rivalry; a story about surviving, and how surviving is sometimes more difficult than dying; a story about the fragility of beauty, the gentleness of hope, and the value of choice.
It is also a love story.
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30 Apr 2026