10 Bookmarks by oneofthemtheys
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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07 Aug 2026
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If he focuses on the things being said about Seokjin, it’s always a simple no-mix ‘handsome,’ which Seokjin is. He’s very handsome. So, Yoongi doesn’t know exactly what it is that’s bothering Seokjin all that much. Yoongi has apparently been declared ‘cute’ unanimously, which he’s pretending not to be annoyed by. But maybe he’s not pretending well enough, because he notices Seokjin looking at him.
Translations: Russian, Turkish, Italian, and Portoguese on wattpad and on ao3 <3
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- Part 8 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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06 Jul 2026
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“You’re exclusive,” Hoseok says. He looks at Yoongi expectantly, and Yoongi nods. “You’ve been seeing each other for eight months.” Another nod from Yoongi. “You spend all your fucking time together. So you’re in love with him, right?”
Yoongi screws up his face into something disgusted. “What the fuck? No. It’s a casual thing.”
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Yoongi and Seokjin have been dating for a while now, and they've never been anything serious. Except, Yoongi's having trouble figuring out what exactly that means.
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05 Jul 2026
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Namjoon thinks he was doing them both a favor by finally asking them to join their book club. Seokjin needed a distraction, Yoongi needed a social life.
And what better way to form a friendship than by doing so while contemplating humanity’s other greatest strength? Words. Beautiful words, thought-provoking words, challenging words. Words and words and words of wonder and kinship to be found.
Their first meeting was a big delusion on everything Namjoon knew about his friends, book club and, more sadly, friendship in general.Or Namjoon asks Seokjin and Yoongi to join his book club and has many, many regrets.
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01 Jul 2026
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“I’m the future king and I’m gay. I can’t afford dating or romance,” Seokjin says, calm and far more collected than the situation should call for. “I can afford convenience, though, and someone for whom a purely physical arrangement is mutually beneficial. What I have with Yoongi is good. Convenient.”
“Can’t you just say ‘fuck buddy’ like the rest of us?” Taehyung groans, somehow both frustrated and still deeply amused. At Seokjin’s pointed glare, he grins, wide and saccharine, and adds, “Your Royal Highness,” with a derisive bow.or Prince Seokjin lives in a world of lies and gold; things start to change when on a stormy night he meets Min Yoongi, who makes him reevaluate the truth's worth.
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20 Jun 2026
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The Five-Step Plan to Breaking the Soulbond, by Kim Seokjin and Min Yoongi
*This document is confidential. Should any of the information below get leaked, legal action will be taken against the offending party.
This Five-Step Plan will be carried out by Kim Seokjin and Min Yoongi. The witnesses, Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung, are hereby tasked to help enforce the plan.
The five-step plan is as follows:
1. Get to know each other
2. Identify incompatibility and get into fights about it
3. Develop conflict into hate
4. Stay away from each other
5. Break the soulbondShould this document be signed, all parties agree to the task assigned to them and will carry it out to the best of their ability. Failure to do so will result in legal action.
(Or: AU where Kim Seokjin and Min Yoongi are the sons of two rival chaebol families, and occasionally, the universe makes stupid decisions that deserve to be challenged.)
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14 Jun 2026
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A thousand miles away, Ryan Evans might be the best friend Chad's got.
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Chad is straight. No, really. Ryan is not straight, and this doesn’t bother Chad at all. No, really.
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What if Sokka and Zuko were able to know each other as more than enemies? What if they became confidants and friends through letters without ever realizing who was on the other side? How would that spark of a connection change the course of their lives?
A spark is a little thing, yet it may kindle the world.
-Martin Furquhar Tupper- Words:
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16 Apr 2023
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Modern Setting Reincarnation AU: With the server reset impending, Tubbo made a Deal With The Drista. Now, Tubbo is the only one in the new world who remembers their past life and the events of the Dream SMP, and he's on a mission to reunite with all the people who don't remember him. This time, he will protect them.
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Bookmarked by oneofthemtheys
09 Apr 2022