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    Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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    24 May 2026

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    Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.

    Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.

    But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.

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    A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.

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    23 May 2026

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    Holy shit.

    That was Shane Hollander. His heart plummeted straight to his feet.

    Troy had never been thrilled to see Shane on the ice against him, but this was decidedly worse as the man threw a towel over his shoulder, dark eyes studying him intently.

    “Fuck me,” Troy whispered as he looked at Ilya, who gave a not-so-apologetic shrug. Asshole.

    Hollander clicked his tongue. “Seems like the world thinks my fiancé is doing that,” he said flatly.

    “They are calling us Rozarrett,” Ilya said unhelpfully. “Or Baranov. I’m not sure which.”

    Troy wanted to scream at him, but he had other problems at the moment. “Did you say fiancé?”

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    In which Troy doesn’t immediately post Harris on his socials after coming out, and Ilya is inspired to come out shortly after. The result? An unfortunate misunderstanding, which leaves everyone thinking Baranov is the cutest couple in hockey.

    Everyone other than Shane and Harris that is.

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    22 May 2026

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    a different take on the plane situation, in which it lands a little more roughly, ilya gets injured, and shane drives 13 hours to get to his man.

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    “Shane? Sweetie, are you okay? We saw the news,” his mother says immediately upon answering the phone. She sounds like she’s been crying.

    “No,” he answers, too raw to even think about lying. “I’m—I’m on my way to Tampa.” There’s no point in lying about that, either—they’ll find out one way or another.

    “You what?” He can hear the panic in his mother’s voice.

    “Hayden helped me get a rental car,” he grits out, taking a steadying breath. “I-I have to get to him.”

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    21 May 2026

  5. Rec 10

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    Mid-ish-2014; Sochi was a disaster, but Boston had won the cup, so it wasn’t all bad. Ilya was basically a shoe in for MVP award in Las Vegas next week. What was all bad, was him agreeing to go on some show called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’. At the time, it’d sounded cool, and it was in Vegas anyway, so it wasn’t like he would have to travel much. He, along with one other surprise guest judge, would choose menu items to be served to their teams as a challenge for the competing chefs. A classic remix of the 2010 winter-Olympians judgements.

    This was part of the ‘not all bad’.

    The problem was the other team.

    Hollander just had to say yes too, didn’t he?

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    POV OUTSIDER

    Or, Hollanov meet early. Things change.

    Told in a POV outsider episode view, with cuts to Shane/Ilya POV. Probably will do a double (another fic where its just ilya/shane pov for the whole fic) depends.

    NOT AN AU, just canon divergence.

    You do NOT need to watch hell’s kitchen to understand this, but if you want you can.

    For me - bc I deserve a treat <3

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    20 May 2026