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Since You Have Asked Such Things of Me by punks_dont_get_old
Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Arthurian Mythology
26 Jun 2026
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In a land of myth and a time of magic, magic is outlawed. Is it a craft to be learned, or a nature one is born into? The law calls it a crime, but if one can be made criminal by birth alone, can the law be just? And when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes inevitable — if one can find whom to trust.
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What if Merlin BBC ran on real-life logic instead of family show logic?
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Bugs in Amber by punks_dont_get_old
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jun 2026
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Steve should probably get a life. That's what everyone thinks. Natasha is trying to set him up with people. But to get a life, you need to actually want to get a life. And what if Steve already has everything he needs?
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A short vignette/character study set during the beginning of Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
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Some time after T2, Simon and Renton have gone full domestic. Simon's fresh out of rehab and buzzing to celebrate his freedom from legal restraints — only to discover a taste for a different kind of restraints.
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"How do cock cages work?" mumbled Simon all of a sudden.
Renton could have explained that. "Do ye want me tae show ye?" he said instead.
Simon fell quiet, his pupils blown wide in the dim light.
"Rents, just tell me," Simon said, his voice a bit hoarse. "Whit exactly do ye want tae do tae me?"
Renton leaned in until their foreheads touched, their faces so close his lips brushed against Simon's.
"Everything," he breathed out.
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Suddenly, Simon felt a pang of inexplicable annoyance. The toothbrush holder looked ridiculously stupid, and the brushes just stood there in an absolutely offensive manner! Without thinking, Simon batted it off the counter, feeling unexpected satisfaction as it clattered to the floor.
Inspired, Simon aimed at the shaving cream next when he was unceremoniously lifted from the sink. "Oi! No need tae go mental oan the bathroom, ye wee shite," Renton said in his ear.
Unhand me, peasant! Simon protested.
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What if Simon were a cat and Renton his human? (Things might change less than you'd expect)
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- Part 13 of Transgressive Bonding
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This is the continuation of that scene from Chapter 7 (the first movie timeline). Sick Boy pushes boundaries, Renton resists — until he doesn't. Physical desire overrides emotional detachment; nobody wins.
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Sick Boy lifts his head. With his hair tousled, cheeks wet, lips glistening with saliva and precum, he looks absolutely ethereal.
"Eager noo, are we?" Sick Boy draws back, peeling off his shirt and arching his back in a slow stretch. He casually grabs the lube and drops it on the mattress next to them, and then his eyes lock on Renton hungrily. "Oan aw fours," he commands.
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- Part 8 of Transgressive Bonding
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A profound love between two people involves, after all, the power and chance of doing profound hurt.
—Ursula Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Darkness"
An exploration of the loving, highly toxic, and co-dependent relationship between Simon and Renton over the years and across different drugs. Old patterns might need to break before any growth can happen.
transgressive (adjective): going beyond acceptable boundaries of expectation, convention, or the law.
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Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.
"Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."
In which an American icon is mourned. But probably not the one you're thinking of.
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Bookmarked by punks_dont_get_old
04 Jul 2026
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All of my Obikin art sfw and nsfw in one place in order of creation
will update as I finish new artBookmarked by punks_dont_get_old
18 Jun 2026
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Joseph cannot believe how huge and gorgeously muscular Tom's gotten for his role as Bane... and then on top of that, he gets to work with Christian Bale and wow, does the man ever fill out that Batman suit.
(An old piece, written at the dawn of my career in smut-peddling and kink-meme-haunting. I remember this being very fun to write.)
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Not Easily Conquered by dropdeaddream, WhatAreFears
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Jul 2015
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.