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    Life, recently, has been good. Gabriel owns a yoga mat now, and a smartphone with one of those apps that track your blood pressure, and he's working his way through The Exorcist. Who knew that living as a human could be so-

    The doorbell is ringing. Gabriel thinks that it kind of sounds like a nightingale being slowly tortured to death. Wary, he opens the door. Standing on his doorstep with a suitcase and a plant is a rather familiar demon.

    "You have a guest room, right?" Crowley asks.

    Gabriel closes the door in his face.

    Or: Feeling miserable after Aziraphale returned to Heaven, Crowley decides to make his bad mood somebody else's problem. Moving in with Gabriel and Beelzebub is the only logical conclusion.

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    Muriel is doing a fantastic job! Muriel is having a wonderful time! Muriel is hard at work running A.Z. Fell and Co and will maybe get a commendation for doing such a good job! But it would be easier if Crowley would stop coming round and knocking things over.

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    Martin Blackwood has worked at Magnus Coffee and Sundries for nearly eight years now. He likes his job. He likes his new manager even more. Even if Jon is a bit of a jerk. And also in a relationship. And would never give him the time of day even if he weren't.

    Or that's what Martin thinks anyway.

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    Okay. So Crowley might have invented pet names as a way to work around a speech impediment. No big deal, right?

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    Statement of...Warlock Dowling...regarding his childhood caretakers. Original statement given May 31st, 2011. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

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