reallyneedsalife
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- James Bond (Craig Movies) (14)
- MacGyver (TV 2016) (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- Star Trek (2)
- Merlin (TV) (2)
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Grian stared down at the baking tray forlornly as Pearl peered over his shoulder and dissolved into giggles. At least she made an attempt at hiding them.
"Griba, how did you even manage to do that to them?" Pearl managed between her badly hidden laughs, and Grain couldn't help but smile.
"Well, it took a lot of effort and trial and error and skill involved, but mostly it involved the void eating my cookies again."
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It's New Years Eve, Boatem congregates to celebrate.
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oh star boy, there's danger in your eyes by reallyneedsalife
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
04 Oct 2023
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Jim was dead, and now he's not, but it's a close written thing, and the man who killed him was still alive. Simon makes sure he isn't for much longer.
An eye for an eye, after all.
Whumptober 2023 Day 4: "I see the danger, it's written there in your eyes."
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dimensional delirium by reallyneedsalife for I_need_some_coffee
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
02 Oct 2023
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Pete Mitchell was having a perfectly ordinary day, until everything went wrong.
His friend was dead, he was sticking to things all over the place, and a very hot very confused man was spat through a whirlwind at his feet. Literally.Whumptober 2023 Day 2: Delirium
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a pause is just a plaster by reallyneedsalife
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek
02 Oct 2023
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Ortegas isn't magically fixed once the Enterprise moves out of the nebula, and she successfully gives the Bridge Crew a heart attack.
Whumptober 2023 Day 1: "How many fingers am I holding up?"
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Everyone keeps telling Mac he has a crush on Frankie, so it must be true, right?
Series
- Part 1 of don't call it love
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call it dumb,
call it luck,
just whatever you do,
don't call it lovea series of works that basically consist of me firing the aromantic and / or asexual beam at characters
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my 00Q Wingfic AU all in one place
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Fics completed for 007 Fest or with Fest prompts, primarily the former
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Mutantkind by TheSovereigntyofReality
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
01 Jan 2018
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Logan is present in Siberia when the fight breaks out. He sees everything and has one thought.
This dickhead needs his ass kicked.
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21 Aug 2026
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like one of yours, ye multitudinous ocean by light_loves_the_dark
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
29 Feb 2024
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Athena’s eyes flash and glow, and she raises her hands. Annabeth closes her eyes, and everything in the air sizzles to a stop. There is a faint sea breeze, and then a familiar presence at her side.
“It would be unwise of you to hurt her.”
She opens her eyes to her boyfriend’s dad standing behind her, his eyes intent on her mother, who looks like she’s about to blow her top. Annabeth doesn’t breathe, doesn’t look away from Athena, but she takes several quick steps back to stand at Poseidon’s side. It’s not conscious; it’s a move based purely on self-preservation. Still, Annabeth is aware that every step she takes into the sea increases her mother’s ire and decreases the likelihood that Annabeth will ever be forgiven.
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aka: Poseidon wants Percy to ascend. He'd like it even better if Percy chose to ascend. And if the best reason to become a god is for love, it doesn't take Poseidon long to realize that he doesn't have to look any further than Annabeth Chase. Meanwhile, while Annabeth is balancing PTSD, protecting Percy, and being a good daughter of a goddess who doesn't seem to care, she now has to figure out why she is on Poseidon's radar.
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16 Aug 2026
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Sand Dollar Child by withay for 60sec400
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
16 Sep 2022
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There's far too much divinity in Percy Jackson. It oozes from him, to the point where he's sometimes mistaken for Poseidon. Percy doesn't know this yet. All he knows is that this nereid is asking to borrow five drachmas.
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16 Aug 2026
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Phoenix makes a terrible mistake on their Buddies' Night Out with Larry: he forgets to leave his magatama at home. Just how many lies can Larry tell over the course of an evening, how many psyche-locks can Phoenix break before he goes insane, and how is Miles the least sympathetic boyfriend in the world, even though this is entirely his fault to begin with? As always: when something smells...
Bookmarked by reallyneedsalife
14 Aug 2026
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of ghosts and rings by williamandrewsolace
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
15 May 2022
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Phoenix sits down on the floor mat. He is no stranger to spirit channeling, but he’s never been a formal client like this. It’s almost eerie.
Maya sits in front of him, on her knees, breathing deeply. After what feels like ages, she speaks.
“Be careful, he might be a bit jumpy considering his last channeling was a failure.”
(aka Phoenix asks Gregory for his blessing, then asks Miles for his hand in marriage)
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Bookmarked by reallyneedsalife
12 Aug 2026