sootsprites



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 11

    Tags
    Summary

    Zoro walks into an unusual scene in the galley with Sanji...and then some

    xxxx

    Sanzo Deaddove week day 2: Cannibalism

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    992

    11 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
    “You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
    Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
    Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
    “Bet?”

    Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,817
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    1,513
    Bookmarks:
    409
    Hits:
    22,599

    11 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The very first time Sanji gets well and truly drunk while travelling with the crew is years into their journey, and somehow, it's Zoro's job to herd him home. He might be in love, and he also might have to kill him. And then feed him and rub his back.

    ...

    Sanji stared at him for a second, recalibrating. He moved further away, staggering with his typical serious look. Squaring up.

    Before Zoro could realize what was happening, the cook turned on a dime, and started tearing ass away from him in a dead sprint, still dangerously tilted to one side and threatening to plow face-first into the sand again.

    "Why?!" he demanded of the empty-ass air where the cook had been, taking off after him with a curse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,291
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    572
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    4,578

    07 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

    Tags
    Summary

    Sanji feeds Zoro in more ways than one.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    571

    23 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 29

    Tags
    Summary

    Eleven times the crew (and a few others) showed their love and appreciation for Zoro. Follow up to Blunt Force Comfort.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,446
    Chapters:
    4/11
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,651

    22 Dec 2025