starlitenite



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    The ongoing adventures of Scott and Ilya, the Fairy Gay Mothers of the MLH

    Words:
    27,930
    Works:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    780

    11 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,285
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    967
    Kudos:
    4,332
    Bookmarks:
    1,151
    Hits:
    58,178

    10 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
    Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
    Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
    Jane: No
    I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
    Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???

    alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,499
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    459
    Kudos:
    3,150
    Bookmarks:
    740
    Hits:
    36,319

    10 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Jane" gets added to the Centaures WAGs chat shortly after Ilya moves to Ottawa. Maybe a group of girl friends is exactly what Shane needs in the face of hardship

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,108
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    5,178
    Bookmarks:
    834
    Hits:
    31,093

    08 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    centaurs ✅

    [picture] The middle of the Ottawa-Buffalo game. In front of a net, Ilya Rozanov is on one knee on the ice, flanked by two Buffalo players, stick outstretched toward Shane Hollander who has the puck on his stick.

    CENS WIN

    OTT 5 FINAL 1 BUF

    [video, 15 seconds]

    The post-game press line, Ilya Rozanov sweaty and shirtless, a mic held in front of his face.

    ESPN reporter: Ilya, what an amazing assist in the second period power play. You were literally swiveling on one knee avoiding two defensemen, and sliding the puck to Hollander to score.

    Rozanov (grinning): Well, sometimes you have to go down on one knee for your man, you know.

    [Caption] Married life #Cens style: scoring goals with your husband!

     

    Or: During Shane's first season in Ottawa, Ilya keeps breaking the internet with his interviews and shenanigans. The internet, predictably, keeps losing its shit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,302
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    893
    Kudos:
    4,829
    Bookmarks:
    782
    Hits:
    93,468

    08 May 2026