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Conquering the Emperor by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Aug 2020
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Yours, Lan Zhan
That is how he has signed the letter, instead of the customary your faithful servant and Lan Wangji from all their prior correspondence. The small changes make a world of difference, sending Wei Wuxian's mind into a frenzy and making him warm and fuzzy and confused.
“Mine,” he murmurs wistfully to the wind, “Lan Zhan.”
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After six long years, General Lan Wangji returns from war with one goal in mind.
(Hint: It involves a certain Emperor.)
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16 May 2026
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please accept the terms and conditions by katraa
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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In which Kaveh and Alhaitham break up and are forced to stay roommates given a series of unfortunate circumstances. In an effort to go on the rebound, Kaveh downloads an app to meet hot young singles in his area. Apparently, his area means his apartment. But Kaveh doesn't know that, and neither does Alhaitham.
Or, they break up and start sexting each other on an app without knowing it.
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- Part 1 of you've got mail
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15 May 2026
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Work-Life Balance is Not A Thing by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2020
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“Is it the salary,” Lan Zhan asks, head tilting in a question.
He looks gorgeous and Wei Ying hates him for it.
“No, the compensation is very generous.”
“The hours,” Lan Zhan guesses, and that gives Wei Ying an idea.
“Yeah, the hours are too much,” he says, putting on his whiny voice, “I’m still in my twenties, you know? I want to go out and eat with my friends, and, and maybe find a boyfriend and get married, have a few kids, adopt some cats.”
Lan Zhan looks at him as if he has gone insane.
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Wei Ying resigns from his post as Lan Zhan's executive assistant.
Lan Zhan goes to great lengths to keep him.
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15 May 2026
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I’m not afraid of a little disaster by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Aug 2020
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“Lan Zhan,” when Wei Ying raises his head, his face is all red. Lan Zhan cannot stop staring at his lips, and that little beauty mark at the lower right corner.
“Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying sounds breathless as Lan Zhan feels, “Are you hard?”
Blood freezing in his veins, Lan Zhan looks down in horror and yes, that is an unmistakable tent in his trousers. Inexperienced as he is, Lan Zhan knows it is bizarre to be getting hard from a hug.
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Wei Ying is putting himself through uni with an unusual side-hustle. In unrelated news, he has a gigantic crush on his best friend.
Lan Zhan discovers these two little secrets, one at a time.
(OR: The BJ Alex AU literally one person asked for.)
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14 May 2026
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The Emperor's Portrait by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2020
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Wei WuXian looks up to see a beautiful man in flowing white robes, his hair half down and cascading over his shoulders. He dearly wishes to paint this man.
He stares for perhaps too long. The man's expression shifts minutely, and Wei WuXian senses danger. He is definitely not supposed to be here.
“Ah, Gege!” He calls, panicking, trying to squirm out of the man's grasp to no avail. He's going to revisit this casual display of strength later tonight, in his bed, and maybe fantasize about being thrown around a little. For now, he needs to get out of here in one piece.
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Wei WuXian has a bone to pick with the Emperor, and somehow ends up his portrait painter instead.
Oh, and he sells erotic art on the side.
It turns out as well as anyone can expect.
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