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    Scenes from two lives well-lived - not always easy but irrevocably entwined, together forever.

    A modern AU FengQing series told with love.

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    “There’s a few questions we can go through to see how serious this is.”

    “I really don’t think that’s -“

    “Question one,” Ilya interrupts, peering at Shane from the corner of his eye before glancing back at his phone. He looks suspiciously smug. Shane is instantly wary. “Is there any chance you are pregnant?”

    Shane rolls his eyes, smacking Ilya’s thigh with the back of his hand. “Oh, fuck off.”

    Ilya snickers before making a poor attempt at schooling his face back into neutrality. He gestures with his phone. “This is yes or no question, Hollander.”

    “No, Ilya, there is no chance I’m pregnant, seeing as you fuck me in the ass, and also, I’m your gay male husband.”

    “Hm. Okay, so despite my best efforts, not pregnant yet, probably, although we cannot be sure.”

    OR: Shane Hollander gets appendicitis. Featuring anxious Ilya, (medically) high Shane, and two idiots who can't be serious if their lives depended on it.

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    30 Sep 2026

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    When Ilya's phone buzzed the second time in a row, Jane lighting up his home screen, Ilya got annoyed. He turned it off and shoved it back into his pocket. Whatever Hollander wanted, he could bring it up to Ilya after he'd gotten laid. Really, Ilya failed to see how it was necessary for them to talk at all. They'd only ever spoken about one thing, and Hollander was getting plenty of it from Rose Landry.

    A few weeks after Shane Hollander begins his relationship with Rose Landry, the Montreal Voyageurs' plane nearly falls out of the sky on its way from Raleigh to Ottawa. Shane, believing he's going to die, leaves a three-minute voicemail on Ilya Rozanov's phone. The plane doesn't crash, but Shane suffers a severe concussion. When he wakes, he can't remember anything about that day—the game he'd played that afternoon, the terrifying incident on the plane that evening, or the declaration of love he'd left in Ilya's inbox.

    Which is unfortunate, seeing as Ilya drove five hours just to see him.

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    30 Sep 2026

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    "Shane," Ilya says slowly. "Are you aware you are holding a cat?"

    Shane has the decency to look slightly sheepish, as Ilya steps forward, the kitten peering at him with large green eyes while he reaches out a hesitant hand to lightly brush his finger against the cat's nose.

    "Um, so a funny thing happened," Shane begins, and Ilya knows he's about to launch into a lengthy explanation. "We were out for our jog, and this kitten started running with us, so Anya just gently picked it up by the scruff of its neck and started carrying it, and I couldn't just leave it, you know? And when I took it from Anya it just curled up in my jacket like it knew it was safe, and I know this is kind of impulsive and our lives are crazy, but…" he finally stops and takes a deep breath, his gaze locking with Ilya's. "I think I want to keep this cat."

    Anya wags her tail and barks, and Ilya looks from Shane's endless dark brown eyes down to the striking green ones that close as the kitten yawns so widely Ilya can see all of its tiny baby teeth. It's too cute. He's a goner. 'Fuck', he thinks, 'I'm totally screwed' and then promptly sneezes.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-

    “Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.

    “Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”

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    When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.

    Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: [image attached - button up silk shirt laid out on a bed]
    Ilya: ???!!!!

    Jane: Why did you send me a picture of your shirt?

    Ilya: [image attached - Ilya’s torso with the shirt on, which is very obviously too small. The buttons will not close and the sleeves are squeezing Ilya’s arms]
    Ilya: why is it fucking ant sized?!?!

    Jane: Oh my god
    Jane: I’m sorry that is hilarious. What happened to your shirt?

    Ilya: you tell me!!!!

    Jane: I mean, it was in your laundry pile, so I probably washed it with the rest of the clothes.

    Ilya: …
    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: please tell me you did not put all my laundry through the machine at home

    OR: Shane and Ilya finally live together after over a decade apart. Turns out living with the love of your life is a lot harder than the movies make it seem.

    (OR: 5 times Shane and Ilya bicker over household things that you never know can piss you off until you are living with someone who does them.)

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