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    Longest series name ever. This is an AU where Kid Jason and Kid Tim join the Batfam early and cause adorable but badass havoc everywhere they go.

    Each story is a standalone but connected.

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    07 May 2026

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    In which Dick Grayson and Tim Drake tag team to make both Bruce and some very unfortunate kidnappers regret all their life decisions. Jason Todd is definitely not the only theatre kid in the family...

    Dick really doesn't like putting on the Batsuit, thank you very much. So when he has to, he is at least owed some fun in it...

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    07 May 2026

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    "I'm Timothy Drake, I'm a dragon and I'm starting a hoard. I'm hoarding you." He said to Dick. His eyes went to Jason. "And you. Welcome to my hoard."

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    A baby dragon decides to take initiative and adopt the Wayne's.

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    04 May 2026

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    Tim is an unwanted android, a Robo-Child. After being sent back by his parents, his last and only hope rests in the hands of a man still grieving the loss of his own son.

    “I didn’t ask for a replacement,” Bruce barked. “I don’t want a replacement! You can go back and tell the RCO I don’t need a replacement.”

    Bruce Wayne didn’t want him. If Bruce Wayne didn’t want him, he’d be sent back and dismantled.

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    03 May 2026

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    A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.

    Oh shit.

    “Wing, what does that wrapper say?”

    “Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.

    “Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.

    “Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
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    In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.

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    01 May 2026