thesmileyfries
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- The Queen's Gambit (TV) (1)
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You open the door and hear fast footsteps. Then you see her.
Amanda.
“You killed him.”
You huff. “Yeah, I did.”Basically you get isekai’d into the Saw universe and save most people from dying
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Aside from Beth Harmon, you’re one of the only other well known female chess players. During the U.S. Championship, you meet Benny Watts, one of the most attractive chess players you’ve ever met.
Will you become friends with him, will you two just hook up, or will your competitiveness get the best of you entirely?
Be prepared for very slow updates because I suck at writing sometimes
Title from You’re The One by The Vogues
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What happens when Mark Hoffman and Peter Strahm, two inseparable childhood best friends, both lose the most important person to them, Angelina? What happens when they are both tested by the infamous Jigsaw killer? Will they form an even stronger bond, or will they be drawn apart?
Title from The Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives
Not being updated anymore!
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Mark and Peter go to a Christmas dinner with Angelina. They get engaged. That’s about it.
I rushed to get this out before Christmas Day so it might be bad but hey, here’s some Christmas coffinshipping
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whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am home again. by thesmileyfries
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
23 Dec 2023
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“He then puts on the sweater and pants that Ma- Hoffman gave to him.
He looks at himself in the mirror. The shirt and pants are both big on him. He feels like a girl borrowing her boyfriend’s clothes after a long night.
Ew, gross. Hoffman isn’t his boyfriend.”
This originally was gonna be a multiple chapter fic but whatever its a one shot now
(title from lovesong by the cure)
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When your no-strings-attached agreement to lose your virginity to the perfectly agreeable Theodore Nott falls through, you're in need of a substitute. And for some reason, your academic rival, long-time nemesis, and perpetual thorn in your side, Draco Malfoy, thinks he's the perfect one.
You're determined not to fall for whatever tricks he has up his sleeve, but as you start trading kisses like curses and sex wagers like blood oaths, things get...complicated.
And you're not sure how many more bets you can make with him before you lose much more than you bargained for.
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11 Mar 2026
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Dr. Spencer Reid wins every game he plays. Chess, poker, Monopoly—if there was strategy involved, he’d come out on top.
Well, until Little Miss Perfect joined the BAU. After a string of bad first impressions, she hates Spencer. And since she thinks the rules don’t apply to her, Spencer hates her too.
Seven months into her time at Quantico, they’re entangled in a dangerous tit-for-tat game. And willing to do anything to win, both experiment with the benefits of… playing dirty.
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- Part 1 of The Games We Play
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22 Nov 2025
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While Aaron Hotchner trains for his upcoming triathlon, fate intervenes and instead of meeting Beth, he runs into Spencer.
A brief, and entirely unexpected spark ignites between them.
However, there’s little time to dwell on it. Both men are abruptly called into work, where Erin Strauss hands them a case unlike any other. For two years, queer couples who've attended an exclusive “Retreat and Therapy Centre” have turned up dead in their homes, one by one, after their stay.
Now Hotch and Reid must go undercover as a couple inside Daniel Bartlett’s secluded program, posing as partners in need of “treatment.” Their mission: uncover who is targeting the attendees before another pair ends up dead.
The closer they get to the truth, and to each other, the more dangerous the unusual assignment becomes.
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18 Sep 2025
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At a party with a shit ton of spliff and alcohol, Anwar and Maxxie get totally plastered and end up shagging.
Anwar would love to tell himself that he thought Maxxie was some lass.
But isn’t it a sin to lie?
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15 Sep 2025
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The team has been chasing a trafficking ring for months when Hotch realizes their best bet is to send in an undercover agent. He sends you. The catch? It's a strip club and you have to become a stripper. What happens when Hotch gets intel that is vital to the case but your next check in isn't for another week? He has to go into the club himself to talk to you in person. The only problem? He has to pay for a private dance from you to be able to talk to you in private without blowing your cover.
What could possibly go wrong?
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09 Sep 2025