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    Three short fanfics written by request from Con O'Neill for his event Izzy Into Me? with Momentus, benefiting the World Central Kitchen. This event was held on February 9, 2025, and involved Con singing, telling stories, reading an original poem, and surprise appearances by Kristian Nairn, Samba Schutte, and Vico Ortiz to read these stories with Con. All readers received their works ahead of time and were eagerly consenting to read them live at the event. Viewers of the event received many content warnings via email and when they purchased tickets about the adult and risque nature of the the event.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Set in a bio!BDSM AU, Shane is the team submissive for the Montreal Metros. Ilya Rozanov is the dominant captain of the Boston Raiders. Unbeknownst to Shane's team of dominants, Ilya regularly hooks up with their submissive, including nights where he still carries the evidence of team discipline.

    (Basically, porn without plot set in a universe where D/S dynamics are biologically determined! Shane and Ilya hook up in secret.)

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    17 Apr 2026

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    The sound Shane makes now is not a whine or a whimper. It’s the sound of an omega. It’s the sound of an omega in distress.

    “Did he just—” someone says from behind him.

    “Shit, Marleau, did you just bitch Shane Hollander?”

    --OR--

    Shane gets hit hard enough to trigger a traumatic omegatisation, which sends an entire stadium of alphas into frenzy. Ilya needs to get him off the ice, away from the danger, and onto his knot.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    NSFW fanart

    They are totally so casual about each other. Nothing serious. Totally. Seriously. It’s only sex.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.

    “Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.

    And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.

    Just once. Just a single nod.

    Why did he have to nod?

    “Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”

    “Of course.”

    Of course.

    “Was it better?”

    “Yes.”

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    Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

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    09 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    In 1850s Montreal, Shane Hollander serves as a clerk in a general store frequented by one Mr. Ilya Rozanov--a vampire who passes as a human. However, when Ilya comes across Shane bleeding out from a brutal attack, Ilya turns him into a vampire in order to save him.

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    03 Mar 2026