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“So, what’s it like being a male Omega? Is it really true you have a cunt underneath your cock?” Eltarin blurts out, leaning with his cheek pillowed on his fist. Jude immediately flushes, Ser Warren sitting up in his seat at the disrespect.
“Eltarin!” Ragnar shouts, Erling abruptly reaching over and taking his knife, stabbing the space right between Eltarin’s pointer finger and thumb, eerie calmness on his face. It almost slices his finger in two. Liv screams, eyes blazing at Erling while Eirene is silent, clutching her toy dragon to her chest.
”How dare you—“ Liv starts, but Erling turns and looks at her as if she’s dirt beneath his boot.
“It would do you well to respect my betrothed. We are a great house; you need to speak as if that’s the case. Asking about that at the dinner table is inappropriate, you fucking cretin,” Erling barks, voice strong and angry.
[or: prince jude bellingham and heir to the throne erling haaland are paired in a political match that should bear good fruit for the realm, as long as a babe is born between them.]
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- Part 4 of larper’s country
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“You may stay here.” It’s only four words, but they rock his world. His eyes snap back up to Haaland, gratitude on the tip of his tongue.
“I have one condition, though,” Erling says, Jude nodding his head.
“Whatever it takes.”
”Be my mate. Your son will be my heir.” The floor falls from underneath Jude’s feet. It feels like he’s spiraling, like he can barely breathe.
“Excuse me?” Jude yells, his son opening his eyes.
[or: in an effort to escape an awful situation, jude bellingham finds himself begging for asylum on erling haaland’s shores. he gets more than he bargained for.]
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- Part 1 of larper’s country
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don’t cut my wings (the greatest fall) by koesnims (uzimaki)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
01 Aug 2026
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”I can smell it on you,” Erling mumbles, leaning down and nosing at his cheek. Jude trembles in his arms, senses in overdrive. Erling’s eyes have the same look they did when they first met, the contact branding his skin. He tries to move, but Erling’s grip is firm. “Your denial. It’s…delicious, really.”
”What the—“
“Don’t curse unless I’m inside of you. That’s not like you.” Jude’s eyes bulge out of his head, lips open in a gasp.
[or: jude has a…problem. erling happens to be the solution.]
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- Part 3 of larper’s country
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They almost didn’t go on this trip. But Jude insisted, because the beach sounds nice! Traveling is fun! (It’s fucking fun, Erling, stop worrying, please!!!) So, Jude bullied his boyfriend on the plane, and here they are. Sure, he’s been throwing up every morning, but when that’s over with, he’s pretty much good to go.
And he knows, okay! He’s watched safe sex adverts, and he’s had that talk with his Mom that was embarrassing as all hell, and he knows the Alpha’s supposed to wrap it up before the knot forms—but have any of them been dicked down by Erling Haaland?
[or: jude takes a pregnancy test…or three.]
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- Part 2 of larper’s country
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you’ll feel my weight (ilya’s interlude) by uzimaki
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Dune - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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She bends in front of him, hand reaching out to touch him, but Ilya flinches, moving back a bit more. Reverend Mother smiles.
"You do not trust easily. That's good. You won't dream much, either..."
Quicker than he can comprehend, her thumb touches the center of his forehead, and Ilya swears he can feel some part of his mind opening. He doesn't understand it, but the feeling is there, and his eyes widen at the old woman.
"But you'll dream enough to be useful," Reverend Mother finishes, stepping back and folding her hands in front of her.
[or: ilya rozanov lives a life full of pain and regret, but one thing is promised to him: shane hollander, omega prince of caladan. he will have his omega through hell or high water. nothing will get in the way of that. not even himself.]
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- Part 2 of the players in the dunes
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aka all my haalingham fics i decide to spontaneously write (and perhaps other football ships…i’m just getting into this, hence the series name 😭)
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The Magnum Opus. The Masterlist.
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- 40,899
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the sammick dumping grounds. (the masterlist.)
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- 100,585
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hollanovcore by uzimaki
Fandom Dune - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Jan 2026
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every hollanov story i write will be dumped here. enjoyyyyy y’all <333
(if a fic i posted “disappears,” i moved it to a private collection. [im sorry!!! 😭] i’ll repost things as i start to feel them again/work on them more.)
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- 79,001
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- 3
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the players in the dunes by uzimaki
Fandom Dune - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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all the stories from my heated rivalry x dune crossover!
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- 67,818
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one gentle hour by Ginny_Potter
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
03 Aug 2026
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The message arrived when the vanguard of the northern host was three days from the capital.
The usurper is dead, it said. King Jacaerys Targaryen sits the Iron Throne.
Or, Jacaerys ascends the Iron Throne, the North finally reaches the capital, and Cregan has to face the man he once swore himself to.
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They were in the shower, Jude guided under the spray by a pair of heavy, rough hands, no threat within them. Jude liked that Erling was so large with no urge ever to harm him. He was a wall Jude could put his whole back against. He was a man rarely quick to anger, but when anger finally reached him, he was beautiful there too - sharpened by it, bright-edged, bared teeth.
And besides, any harm to befall Jude would be self-harm. His love for Erling was a cult, a sword he was cursed to draw out of his own back.
But you loved someone, so you never spoke about it.
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snowed in after a tournament, grounded by a blizzard that's swallowed their flight home, jude and erling are forced to call a spade a spade.
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Jude uses their loss to get close to Djed. ✶
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"Jude," Erling says, tone contemplative.
"No," Jude replies preemptively, even as his cock jerks between them.
Erling laughs, his eyes crinkling with it, and fucks into him once, harder, making Jude gasp and grab at the sheets. "You don't even know what I was going to say."
"Yes I do." Jude's voice comes out wrecked, and they've barely started. Embarrassing. "You're gonna make me say things."
or: a series of lessons in intimate communication
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Two days before England face Norway in the World Cup quarter-final, Jude Bellingham is the only one who can't seem to keep it together in training, so when a careless plan to use his own scent against Erling Haaland backfires halfway through the match, it drags an old, unfinished thing between them right back to the surface.
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- Part 1 of After the final whistle