Goonion tales
A collection about goons? why no one thought about it?
May contain: Pandaredd's Bill, a goon named Jeff, Max and friends. A kid/boss/crime lord with Crimson Fever might be here too (it's Red, Jeff!)Any story that includes goons or The Goonion. Mostly batfan and crossovers (bc Red Hood and his Adopted Goons).
You're welcome to add! Let me know if you find more (Tumblr and Discord, same username).
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Five times Jason Todd quoted Shakespeare + One time he gave a fact instead by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
18 Aug 2022
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Jason Todd is a Shakespeare nerd. You know this, I know this, everyone knows this.
It is, in fact, so obvious because he will not stop quoting the man. Always, no matter the situation, he has a quote ready.
At the very least, everyone can tell what mood he's in depending on what play he's quoting. They call it the Jason Todd Shakespeare Scale.
AKA
"Bruce, go get your fucking theatre kid before he does something stupid." - Dick Grayson, 2022
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- Part 28 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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Bill didn't ask for a lot from life.
A roof over his head and a job to the pay the rent.
He spent a lot of his adult life being the punching bag of a bunch of furries and has had every single bone in his leg removed on more than one occasion. That being said he wasn't a dumbass. He knew how to read a room and was smart enough to Know when the odds had changed.
It's this reason that Bill has found himself in the possession of one tiny Meta in the city known for a strict rule against them.
God, Bill should've never left the Goonion.Series
- Part 1 of A Mob can be a Village
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A Vigilante, a Different Vigilante’s Sister and a Villain Walk Into a Bar by AgentIanLegend for Weshney
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics)
06 Oct 2023
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"I enjoy the classics. Especially moody or creepy ones. Eyre, Poe, sometimes Dickens."
Jazz nodded approvingly. "I lean towards nonfiction, mostly, but I enjoy a good ghost story."
A smile teased the corner of Jason's mouth. "Poor little Casper doesn't scare you?"
"Psh, please, growing up my house was basically haunted," Jazz dismissed. "Though you might think I'm crazy if you don't give any stock to the existence of ghosts. Do you believe in life after death?"
Jason was visibly suppressing a smirk. "You'd be surprised."
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"Why do you have a gun?!"
"It's fuckin' Gotham. And I saw that silver piece peeking out of your purse," Jason indignantly replied. "Don't act like you're not packin'."
"That's different. It's a peeler; it's not for humans."
The local whirled around to gawk at her. "The fuck is it for, then?!"
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Jason and Jazz surprise each other when their date takes a turn for the dangerous. But, hey, rogues need therapy too, right?
A bit of gratuitously bad flirting that somehow still works, with a dash of badassery on the side.
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from fedora to red hood by impravidus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
22 Apr 2021
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"Hey fellas,” Neal greets, voice low and gruff.
The scrawny one by the wall freezes. “Oh shit.”
Neal’s head snaps up to face him. “DiMarco?” His eyes go wide. “Shit.”
“B-boss. I, I, I didn’t know you were in New York,” DiMarco stammers.
“And I thought I gave you an out so you could spend more time with your kids.”
Jason!Neal goes undercover and runs into one of his old Red Hood lackies.
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- Part 18 of White Collar/DC Fics
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Just A Kid by sardonic_sprite
Fandoms: Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
02 Jun 2023
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"I don't believe it."
"I almost shot--"
"A child."
"I am not a child!"
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“Is this a good idea? Raising a kid in Gotham?” asks Willis. His hand twitches, just out of her reach.
It’s their first night with him, and the shock at suddenly being parents hasn’t worn off yet. Cathy doesn’t think it ever will. Her heart feels like it’s been broken from how full it is.
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The Great Bat-Divorce of 2021 by benniejnfletchley
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series
16 Oct 2021
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Batman crossed his arms and leveled his harshest Batglare to date at the villain. "It's 'Two-Face' when I'm mad at you."
"Oh shit," Red Robin mumbled over the comms. "The dads are fighting."
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Trophy by Trishata96
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
29 Mar 2022
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In which The Arkham Knight decides to be petty since Batman is hiding.
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Hood Assistant by Nelkhael
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
27 Mar 2023
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Contrary to popular belief, Red Hood wasn't actually a bad boss, Danny could attest to that. After all, thanks to a guy named Bill, he had gotten a job with him, and although he initially feared being assigned to kill or do "shady" activities, his boss actually reassigned him to his assistant.
So yes, Danny now worked directly under Hood's personal assistant, a very attractive man by the name of Jason, but the other goons warned him that it was very likely that he was dating Hood with the amount of time they spent together so he didn't have to much hope with his crush, even if it looked like Jason was flirting with him.
On the other hand, Red Hood started flirting with him too and it's getting incredibly frustrating how unfaithful this couple is.
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It's just like Tim to give a poor college student a start in the business world. Kid's a bleeding heart, and usually, that's the sort of thing Jason avoids at all costs. He prefers his bleeding hearts on the literal side, and despite Bruce's best efforts, he's never had a head for business.
Unfortunately, though, this time the business is ninjas, and that's the sort of thing that makes Jason take notice. Because Bruce is useless, and someone's gotta make sure Tim's new internship program doesn't take down all of Gotham.
That's Jason's job, after all.
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- Part 1 of Ninja Worrier