reading these feels like getting high while having a stroke during a fever dream
at some point when reading these, you will blink and wonder if you are entirely lucid. that is the point. it is excellent.
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only four awards away from EGOT status by arctiinae
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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Dykstra and Holmberg's completely accurate reenactment of Hollanov's love story
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Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.
Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.
Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-
[Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]
Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!
(the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)
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- Part 18 of ways they didn't find out
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Harry Potter-Evans is abandoned by his famous parents, Lily and James Potter, after Lord Voldemort is defeated.
He is raised by his muggle aunt and uncle, if not lovingly, then at least with care.
Thrust into the magical world as he starts his journey at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself sidelined, overshadowed by his celebrated twin brother, Charlie Potter, the Boy Who Lived.
This Harry knows his worth. This Harry will ensure anyone who hurt him equal payback.
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felix ratvinstill, the patron saint of rodents by TumblingBackpacks
Fandoms: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
17 Aug 2024
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Dill is 80% sure that her mentor is insane. She does her best to ignore the rats resting on his shoulders, and circling around his feet, and peeking out of the pockets of his bright-red uniform, and—
“You really think so, Max?” asks Felix, glancing up at the squeaking rat atop his head.
Dill is 200% sure that her mentor is insane.
In which Felix Ravinstill and his thirty-six pet rats end the Hunger Games.
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- Part 29 of various ‘verses
- Part 1 of tales from the academy (aka why we can’t have nice things)
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Aegon found out his name was on the lease of the Red Keep so he decided to paint it gold.
A short story about how Viserys makes stupid choices that benefit Team Green and how they proceed to take advantage of it in the funniest way possible.
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"Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”
"I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.
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05 May 2026
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Night is Young and the Music's High by opalish
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Where’s a Jabbernut When You Need It? by Kastaborous
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
09 Oct 2022
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“¡Manos fuera! ¡Prenderás fuego al bosque!”
Link groaned as the irritated voice grated against his ears, the words utterly unintelligible. It had been three days since he’d been dropped in a field together with eight others, and in the most marvelous twist of divine comedy, none of them spoke the same language.
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Or, Language Barriers, but it's on hard mode.
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- Part 5 of Changes Through Time
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28 Jan 2026
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Where’s a Jabbernut When You Need It? by Kastaborous
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felix ratvinstill, the patron saint of rodents by TumblingBackpacks
Fandoms: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
17 Aug 2024
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Dill is 80% sure that her mentor is insane. She does her best to ignore the rats resting on his shoulders, and circling around his feet, and peeking out of the pockets of his bright-red uniform, and—
“You really think so, Max?” asks Felix, glancing up at the squeaking rat atop his head.
Dill is 200% sure that her mentor is insane.
In which Felix Ravinstill and his thirty-six pet rats end the Hunger Games.
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- Part 29 of various ‘verses
- Part 1 of tales from the academy (aka why we can’t have nice things)
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27 Jan 2026
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felix ratvinstill, the patron saint of rodents by TumblingBackpacks
Fandoms:The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media TypesXD WTF
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Dumbass crew newbie hides in the vents and makes a friend. In unrelated news, local impostor is having a really weird day.
"You've got something there," Green motions to Black's chest, which has a splat of dark liquid across it.
"It's… oil. From the, you know. The rear axial. Distributor." He waves at a panel on the wall, a panel which Green thought was an extra trash chute, but evidently not.
"Thanks," Green says, and means it. "Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who actually cares about getting us all out of here alive, you know?"
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impostor syndrome by arahir
Fandoms:Among Us (Video Game) -
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Mydei and Phainon had been together for more years than they are apart. Phainon was certain he knew everything there was to know about Mydeimos, until the day Mydei’s father delivered a piece of news that made him realize he might never have truly known his best friend at all.
The news being Eurypon’s plan for his son’s engagement with another man—and his future child.
But Mydei had other plans.