DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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DJ's Star Wars Ficlets, Thots, and Headcanons by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games), Star Wars Legends: Republic Commando (Video Games), Star Wars: Maul Shadow Lord
10 Apr 2026
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A repository of short works written in response to Tumblr prompts and asks. Ratings will vary, and smut will be present, though not in every chapter/entry. Smut chapters will be marked with an asterisk in the title.
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Smut and spice chapters:
2. Fenn Rau
3. Multiple clones
5. Cody & Wolffe
10. Jesse (this is the super soft smut)
13. Hunter (rough)
14. O'Niner
18. Cody
25. Wolffe (this is probably the one you're looking for)
29. Crosshair
30. Fox
35. Mayday
37. Fennec Shand
40. Wrecker
41. Davits DravenSeries
- Part 1 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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No Sleep Till Coruscant by dystopicjumpsuit for Kimiheartblade
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Nov 2023
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You can’t sleep. You ask Rex to help you relax.
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Rex drew in a quiet breath and stepped closer to you. “How often is it like this for you? How often do you lie awake, tossing and turning?”
“Every night,” you confessed.
“And what do you usually do when you can't sleep?” Something shifted in his tone, his words coming out low and husky.
Your tongue darted out to moisten your dry lips, and this time, there was no mistaking the way his eyes dropped to your mouth.
“I—I'm not sure I should say,” you rasped.
He dragged his gaze away from your lips at last, looking up into your eyes. “You can trust me.”
“I know.”
“Then… Will you tell me?” he asked.
“Sometimes, I take matters into my own hands.”Series
- Part 2 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Turn It Up When You're Gone by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic Commando (Video Games)
23 Aug 2023
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You are a GAR analyst, and your job is to process clone trooper helmet feeds. Being surrounded by incredibly handsome, competent troopers makes it hard to keep a professional distance, but you've managed. Until now.
AKA, you have a voice kink, and Sev has a present for you. You're about to discover that commandos do it better.
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"The first time you hear Sev’s voice, you gasp, and prickles run down your neck. He sounds different from the other clones: deep, gravelly, menacing. Incredibly sexy. You often find yourself replaying snippets of his comm feed, just so you can hear him speak. Whether he is making a dark joke, tallying his kills, or snarling at an enemy, his voice never fails to make you breathe a little faster."
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- Part 2 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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A Match for Mayday by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
14 Sep 2023
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Welcome to the Right to Love Matchmaking AU. Palpatine is dead, the war is won, the clones have legal rights, and the Right to Love Matchmaking Service helps clones find their dream partners.
Your quiet life as a flower farmer on a tranquil agricultural planet is disrupted when you meet the intriguing clone Commander Mayday, who is best man to your younger sister's fiancé, Hexx. Mayday has been through hell itself, and now, with Chancellor Palpatine dead and the Clone Wars ended at last, he is faced with the daunting challenge of finding a life outside the battlefield.
Can Mayday finally find peace and build a future in the honeyed sunshine of your idyllic flower farm?
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The sun has fully set now, and his dark eyes reflect the pale light of the moons. He examines the blossom closely, taking in the graceful curves of the petals, the striations and speckles at the center, the delicate filaments of the stamens. His eyes rise to your face, and his hands follow nearly unconsciously. His knuckles brush subtly against your cheek as he tucks the flower into your hair. Your mouth suddenly feels very dry, and you swallow without meaning to.
“Beautiful,” he repeats.
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- Part 3 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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The Sixth Language by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Aug 2023
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Fluff, fluff, and more fluff! Nothing but happy vibes and lots of food descriptions (and a little smut, as a treat).
Palpatine is dead, the war is won, and the Right to Love Matchmaking Service helps clones find their dream partners.
Your best friend convinces you to give RTL Matchmaking a chance, even though you and your daughter are perfectly fine just the way you are, thankyouVERYmuch. But when you're matched with the gorgeous, sweet, and incredibly kind Lieutenant Waxer, you question whether you really want things to be just fine when they could be wonderful.
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Waxer, the softest girl-dad in the GAR, gets an instant family.
Title refers to the idea that food is the sixth love language.
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- Part 4 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Do It Again by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Jul 2023
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On a night out at 79's clone bar and nightclub, you spot a trooper with the most gorgeous long hair. It makes you want to pull it while he eats you out. So you do.
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“Again,” he begs, nearly choking on the word.
So you give him what he wants, digging both of your hands into his hair, scraping your nails across his scalp, and pulling his hair hard enough to control the movement of his head. He kneels before you like a supplicant before his goddess, and when he opens his eyes to gaze up at you as he feasts on your cunt, you see a tear roll from the corner of his eye.
“Do you want me to stop?” you ask. “Am I being too rough?”
He shakes his head as much as he is able within your grasp. “No, please keep going.”This fic shares continuity with Martyrs and Kings, Stars Beyond Number, and "Double, Double Boil and Trouble," but they can all be read as stand-alone stories.
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- Part 1 of The Dystopic Jumpsuit Fanfic Universe (DJFU)
- Part 5 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Everybody Hates Neyo/Nobody Loves Bacara by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Jan 2025
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Commander Neyo: you really, really hate that asshole. So there's really only one obvious choice to get him out of your system.
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“Do us all a favor and get fucked, Neyo.” Your voice is laced with venom.
His gaze drops to your lips, and you read his intention before he makes a move. Oh, shit. His eyes snap back up to yours, blazing with amber wrath. Fierfek, you decide, flinging caution to the wind. You grab him by the belt and yank him toward you, just as his hand flies up to grip your hair. Your lips crash together painfully, and he tastes better than he has any Force-forsaken right to.
Asshole.Series
- Part 5 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Promises and Pastry by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Jun 2023
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On your way to work, you stumble upon an adorable two-year-old Boba Fett, who wandered away from the bounty hunter Jango entrusted with his care. Wholesome, tooth-rotting fluff ensues.
Feat. Jango Fett being a sexy single dad.
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“Mado, wake up, it’s time to go.”There is no sound from the Rodian. With an exasperated sigh, Jango hits the control panel, and the door slides open. The bunk is empty. Jango stares at it for a moment, then whirls to check his own bunk. It is also empty. Cursing, he runs through the ship, checking every cubby and nook large enough to hold a toddler.
“Boba! Boba, where are you?” he calls, his voice ragged and urgent.
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- Part 6 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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A Question of Seman-dicks by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Aug 2023
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You've had the worst workweek of your life. Luckily, your best friend Hardcase is here to distract you with tomfoolery, roguery, and even shenanigans.
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“You know, a C-U-Next-Taungsday?”“I don’t get it,” he said.
Even though nobody was around, you leaned in and whispered the explanation in his ear. He reared back in surprise.
“I don’t think you’re supposed to say that word,” he said.
“What word would you prefer?” you asked, amused at his reaction, but still too upset to laugh.
“Lady garden,” he replied.
You snorted. “Seriously?”
“It’s more respectful,” he said with dignity.
“I don’t want to be respectful!” you complained. “I want to call her a cu—”
“Love tunnel!” he exclaimed, interrupting you before you could get the word out.
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- Part 7 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Who's the Alpha Now? by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Nov 2023
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Alpha-17 learns that good boys get rewarded, and bad boys get punished.
AKA, somebody challenged me to step on Alpha-17, and I decided to make it everyone's problem.
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“Good boys get presents,” you said with a flirtatious little smile that had his gaze riveted to your mouth. He reached for the bag, and you pulled it back slightly, causing him to narrow his eyes at you. “Have you been a good boy?”
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- Part 9 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Watch and Learn, City Boy by dystopicjumpsuit
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Sep 2024
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Your plans for a romantic weekend getaway with ARF Trooper Sergeant Hound hit a snag, but luckily, you're resourceful. Hound isn't so sure about this whole "camping" thing, but you know the best way to get him on board.
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“These are incredible,” he mumbles around a bite. “Messy, though.”
“I can help with that,” you offer, licking the melted chocolate and marshmallow goo off his fingers. “After all, we both know you don’t like to get your hands dirty.”
His eyes widen, and for a moment, he forgets how to breathe. He swallows audibly. “You know, I take it back. Maybe camping isn’t so bad after all.”Series
- Part 11 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Double, Double Boil and Trouble by dystopicjumpsuit for goblininawig
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
09 Apr 2024
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Still grieving from the loss of his brother Waxer at Umbara, Boil visits a fortune teller's shop during a night out on Coruscant. He never expected it to change everything.
Gender-neutral Reader.
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“I don’t need to be psychic to see that you don’t want to be here,” you replied.
He laughed shortly. “No offense, but I don’t believe in any of this.”
“No offense taken. Perhaps you'd like to join me for a cup of tea while you wait for your brothers. When they're finished, you can pretend I read your tea leaves. No charge, of course.” You gave him a cheeky grin. “I won't tell if you don't.”---
This story shares continuity with Martyrs and Kings, Stars Beyond Number, and "Do It Again," but they can all be read as stand-alone stories.
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- Part 2 of The Dystopic Jumpsuit Fanfic Universe (DJFU)
- Part 12 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics
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Dark Things are to be Loved by dystopicjumpsuit for CloneThirstingIsReal
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
30 Jun 2025
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After months of serving as bodyguard to his brother's mistress, Savage Opress is at his breaking point.
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Please note: This fic deals with darker subject matter, including implied physical and sexual abuse, implied/discussed violence and violent ideation, and mention of suicide. Maul and Savage are Sith, and they act like it. Reader entered into a relationship with Maul consensually and is implied to have done Bad Things in service of the Shadow Collective. Tags will be updated as new chapters are posted.
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Maul’s collar.
Savage hated it.
He’d seen the marks it left on your skin: indentations deep enough to remind you of its existence even when you took it off. The first time he’d seen them, he’d nearly lost control and touched you. His fingers ached to brush across your neck; to soothe your angry, irritated skin; to feel your softness and warmth. Your neck was made to be kissed, not collared like a fucking pet.
But you belonged to his brother, and Savage had no right to touch you.Series
- Part 13 of DJ's Star Wars One-Shots and Short Fics