holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***i (didn't) know you'd catch me by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
01 Apr 2025
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“Timothy,” Damian barks, yanking the cowl from his head like they aren’t on some random rooftop, where anyone could stumble upon them. “What the hell were you thinking? Were you trying to get yourself killed?”Series
- Part 36 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 1 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***Last Request by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
31 Mar 2025
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"Any last words, Replacement?" Red Hood casually crouches down in front of him. "Or how about a last request? I'm feeling generous. I'll do you one last favor before I clip those little wings. Whatever you want. Sky's the limit."There's only one thing he's ever really wanted from Jason Todd.
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- Part 35 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 2 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***dry your smoke-stung eyes by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
31 Mar 2025
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"If you knew I was coming, you must know it ain't for a tea party," Jason growls through his helmet, scrambling to get his plans back together. "What, B so eager to get rid of you that he sent you here without any armor?"The kid quirks a smile that makes something churn in Jason's gut. "Something like that."
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- Part 34 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 3 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***On Running by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
31 Mar 2025
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Six months after Tim Drake frees Batman from the timestream, he runs. Struggling to put himself back together after everything he'd lost, Tim slots himself into the role of Neal Caffrey — the last possible place the Bats would look for him. It's a shame the Red Hood finds him anyway.Series
- Part 33 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 4 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***kingmaker by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
31 Mar 2025
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When there's a knock on the door of Jason's safehouse, he figures Black Mask managed to track him down and thinks he's clever. Instead of opening the door to a loaded automatic weapon, Jason finds a teenage boy he's never actually met but can still recognize despite one crucial detail:He's covered in blood.
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- Part 32 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 5 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***Under(under)cover by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), Red Robin (Comics)
30 Mar 2025
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It would work brilliantly, was the annoying thing. Simultaneously get his FBI friends off his back and separate Neal’s family from the Waynes so thoroughly that not even Ra’s would think to double check. Hell, it even gave Neal a valid excuse to change his name at eighteen.But did Jason have to go and bring the Malones into it?
July 13th: Malones
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- Part 31 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 6 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***Banshee In A Well by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), DCU, Batman (Comics)
04 Apr 2026
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Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.
But most of all, Tim is alone.
(If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)
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- Part 2 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 7 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Feb 2025
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Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.
A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.
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- Part 30 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 8 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long,) by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Feb 2025
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The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.
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- Part 25 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 9 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***This Is Why Sex Ed Is Important by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Now, his parents hadn't exactly been around to give Tim any "talk" that you usually gave your pubery-ridden tween/ early teens when hormones start acting up, and his school didn't actually offer sex ed, so Tim made do with what he had.The internet.
OR: Tim Drake is inexperienced with affection and relationships, and upon becoming nauseas one morning, naturally assumed he could only possibly be pregnant, naturally! His hypothesis also seems to be the cure for the Lazarus Pit, coincidentally
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- Part 29 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 10 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***strange fear i ain’t felt for years by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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“Can’t believe a pretty thing like you has to come begging to the Red Hood,” he says against Tim’s neck. “Thought they’d be lining up down the block for you. Thought Daddy would need to get the shotgun.”“You’re the one with the shotgun,” Tim points out.
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Tim’s benched with a broken arm and starts playing Jason’s personal Oracle. Things escalate.
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- Part 24 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 11 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***if you like your coffee hot, let me be your coffee pot by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Apr 2025
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Tim notices all of these things. But much more importantly, he notices what Jason’s holding.
It’s a paper coffee cup, like the kind you might get at a gas station.
Jason shoves it in Tim’s general direction, and Tim reaches out to grab it like it’s an actual lifeline.
“Here,” Jason snaps. “Hurry the fuck up, replacement, we haven’t got all day.”Or- this started out as "five times Jason brought Tim coffee," and slowly morphed into "eight times that acts of service was Jason and Tim's love language"
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- Part 37 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 12 of holy bedtime story batman!
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***PODFIC***Just Say No by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
08 Apr 2025
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It starts with the coffee.Tim has been awake for nearly 48 hours while he struggles to solve Scarecrow's plot before he can unleash fear gas on an entire neighborhood. "Thank you, Alfred," he says when the butler brings him coffee in his favorite mug, and drinks it gratefully, positive that it will give him the last jolt he needs to stop Crane.
He wakes up hours later in his bedroom at the Manor, feeling sluggish and disoriented with no idea how he got there.
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- Part 13 of holy bedtime story batman!
- Part 38 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
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Tim sucks at ice skating. He hates it – it’s boring, inconvenient, and statistically, an unnecessary risk. Jason drags him out onto the ice, anyway. But between banter, shared warmth, and the steady press of Jason’s hand in his, Tim starts to realize that falling isn’t so bad when he knows Jason is there to catch him.Series
- Part 14 of holy bedtime story batman!
- Part 43 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
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***PODFIC***Oh Baby I am a Wreck When I'm Without You by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Apr 2025
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Jason is surprisingly whipped for a drunk Tim. And he's also still surprisingly whipped when he's sober.I feel I should say this was inspired by a certain MDZS bathtub scene. Enjoy!
*Title is from "Line Without a Hook" by Ricky Montgomery
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- Part 15 of holy bedtime story batman!
- Part 44 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
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***PODFIC***The poisoned apple (far from the tree) by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Addams Family - All Media Types
05 Jul 2025
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"I mean, your first mother wasn’t...fuck, how do I say this?” Tim pauses to breathe. “You’ve never met your mother, Jason. Her name was Ophelia Frump.”Where Jason has blood family after all, but they're a little, well...weird.
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- Part 46 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 16 of holy bedtime story batman!
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It was easy to figure out that Jason Todd was the Red Hood and even easier to figure out what came next.Jason wasn’t really doing much to hide his plans—Tim could see how he hated the Bats and could hear every comment he made about the newest Robin and it was obvious he was planning something.
The guns on his hips didn’t leave him much doubt as to what those plans were.
The hard part was coming to terms with it.
The hard part was looking himself in the mirror and knowing he was living on borrowed time. It was going out each night looking for a red helmet, only ever seeing it hidden in shadows behind him—always watching, always waiting. It was staring at his laundry basket and wondering if he should take care of that or if he’d have a bullet in his skull before he could move it to the dryer.
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Tim figures out that Jason is going to kill him so he can take back his rightful place and join the family again.
He decides to do the only reasonable thing and minimize the fallout of his death before it occurs.
According to Jason, this is the wrong thing to do.
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- Part 17 of holy bedtime story batman!
- Part 47 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
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“Ok, so, first off. I am an asshole. I’ve always been one, it's a part of my charm.”Tim scoffs, but, you know what? Fair. The second Robin may not have been as agile and quippy as the first, but he did make up for it with sass and a mean left hook. Really, it shouldn’t have been a surprise that he just got worse with death and rebirth. He can give him that.
He gestures for Jason to continue.
“Secondly, rude. I didn’t kill that guy you needed last week. Remember that? Very mindful, very merciful, very demure.”
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- Part 18 of holy bedtime story batman!
- Part 48 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
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Tim never stops taking pictures of Jason.He really can't help himself, even when Jason wants to kill him. Actually, Tim thinks that Jason wanting him dead only exacerbates the whole issue, but no one asks about it (because no one knows), so he never tells (and he never will).
This, at least. Tim always thinks. Let me have this, if nothing else.
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- Part 49 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 19 of holy bedtime story batman!
- Part 1 of my hero.
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***PODFIC***spent my evenings pullin' stars out of the sky by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 May 2026
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Jason sighs. "You really can't keep doing this, Tim. It's fu- fudging dangerous." He's not sure how old Timmy is, but he definitely can't be over ten. Alfie would charge Jason triple for the swear jar.Tim shrugs. "I mean, what have I got to lose?"
Beyond exasperated, Jason tosses his hands in the air. "I don't know, kid, your life?"
The kid scoffs out loud. "Oh yeah, because that's worth so much."
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- Part 20 of holy bedtime story batman!
- Part 65 of Moth's Bed Time Stories