17 Works in Dick Grayson Can't Cook
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A Long Way From Home (And No Way Back) by Vivia_wants_boba
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Jan 2026
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“Oh,” the kid says, head turning to look back at the bathroom. “It’s fine. I’ve got it figured out.”
Dick’s face pulls to a pinched expression, shaking his head slowly. “As much as I’d love to believe you, I can’t. That stuff can’t just be emptied down the drain.”
The kid’s own face scrunches this time. “Why not?”
Jason has a feeling this kid doesn’t remember quite as much of his experience in the pit as Jason did himself. With a sudden jolt, Jason realizes this kid might not know he’s dead.
Great.
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- Part 1 of A Zombie Problem
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Wayne Bloodlines: The Hidden Heirs by Daydreaming217
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU, nickelodeon - Fandom, Original Work
03 Mar 2025
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When Damian thought he'd finally unraveled all of his mother's enigmas, Talia al Ghul pulled yet another fast one on the unsuspecting Wayne scion. Not only did Bruce Wayne have another progeny, but a daughter and another son emerged from the shadows! As if that weren't mind-boggling enough, the revelation of the century unfolded: their "adoptive" parents were civilian confidants of Talia's, privy to the true lineage of both siblings from the get-go! Meanwhile, Dick finds himself in a quandary as his once-youngest protégé is dethroned. What's a Bat family to do but delve deeper into this captivating saga? Keep turning the pages to uncover more surprises!
I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING OTHER THAN MY CHARACTERS AND IDEAS FYI!!! Also pic not mine, pretty sure artist name is on the corner.......
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Red X take 3 (draft) by livelaughlovenightwing
Fandoms: DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
13 Feb 2025
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This is another Peter Parker in Gotham fic if you couldn’t tell
But twist deathstroke finds Peter first 😮
Will Peter stay with slade or will he go to Batman stay tuned to find out!!!NOTICE: THIS WORK HAS BEEN REWRITTEN ITS PUT AS PART 2 OF THIS ONE
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- Part 1 of Red X
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Fair? Fair Isn't a Word From Where I Come From by cocoisunhinged
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
17 Mar 2024
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Peter Parker is stuck in the DC universe where he meets a lot of new friends. Will he accept their help? No, but when has he ever. He's also a little unhinged but he'll be fine, i think-
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The Wayne House (ft: felicia hardy) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Black Cat (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Aug 2023
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It's been a few months since chapter 4 of new kitty in Gotham (although reading that fic isn’t necessary to understand this, you should still check it out) and Felicia is still Bruce's assistant at WE and has become a good family friend of the Waynes.
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EXCLUSIVE: Waynes Go Bread-To-Bread In Baking Contest by wildbookcat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug, Maribat - Fandom
01 May 2023
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What’s the only thing Gotham loves more than the Waynes? Food. But what’s even better than that? Both of them, together! Alya Cesaire reports as the Wayne family faces off in the first-ever Wayne Baking Contest. Read on for a peek at how the richest family in Gotham lives (or rather, bakes), the truth about the girl who seems on track to becoming the newest Wayne, and a glance at the elusive, recently-returned-from-the-dead Jason Todd.
Well. Read on if they ever let Alya post this, that is.
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Five times Dick tries to make an impression on Jason Todd and fails... and the one where he doesn't.
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- Part 5 of JayDick '23
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Birthdays & Blackmail by Lakespider for RandomReader13
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
28 Feb 2023
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On one side of the story, Dick Grayson spends time with his family, all of whom are in the midst of planning to tamper with his anklet so he can spend his birthday back home in Gotham.
On the other side of the story, Special Agent Peter Burke investigates Neal's suspicious behavior and worries about the mysterious blackmailer who seems to be threatening his CI back into the criminal world.
Not a single person actually knows what's happening. Misunderstandings and shenanigans ensue.
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Terrible Cooks & Domestic Love by AllusiveX5 (Noa_NovaLight)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types
13 Feb 2023
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“Dick John Grayson Wayne,” Wally said, giving him a very serious look, as serious as a look that Wally West could give outside the costume.
“Yes?” Amusement leaking from the word.
“I love you from the bottom of my heart-,” Wally paused looking directly into Dick’s eyes, blue eyes meeting green.
Was he about to propose?
“-But I don’t trust your cooking. Get out of my kitchen,” he finished with a deadpan voice and an expression to match, accentuating it even more by pointing to the doorway out of the kitchen. Dick’s mouth fell open, his blue eyes going wide at the words.
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Two men and a cute date night.
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“Dick, are you okay?” Rachel questioned.
Fuck no.
He finally nodded his head in response, “Yeah. I, uh…” He huffed a laugh and pulled out the tray of ruined cookies and placed them on top of the stove.
“I guess no more baking plant-based sugar cookies for me,” Everyone in the room except for Kory let out a groan, quickly getting irritated with his dessert choice.
“Yup. That’s the Grayson we know and despise,” Gar joked.
“Don’t you mean know and love?” Tim queried.
Gar quickly shook his head, still joking, “No. No, I don’t.”
Dick managed to laugh, “Alright, alright. Fun's over. You guys can go back to doing whatever it was that you were doing before. I’m fine.”
“Just one more thing, let’s not mention this to Kory,” He pleaded.
Gar looked at Kory who had been near the table with her arms folded, “Uh, Dick.”
“Too late,” She cleared her throat which caused him to turn around swiftly.
The Titans attempt to have a family holiday cooking contest.
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- Part 2 of Naughty or Nice '22
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Bats love Speedsters by Roshana for AstridEstelle
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Jan 2021
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One Manor, No adults, 4 bat kids. In other words, Dick needs help baby sitting his crazy siblings and calls the one person he knows he can always rely on - Wally West. Things don't really go the way Dick was expecting when his siblings start liking Wally waaayyy more than They’re supposed to, and now he has to deal with them crushing on his best friend and all of them fighting for Wally's attention.
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Dick sings in the shower after a mission and the team overhears.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Requests
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Dick gets shot, and somehow love comes tumbling.
A JayDick romantic comedy ficlet.
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5 times Jason surprised the Titans and 1 time they surprised him. by ZayRay030
Fandoms: Titans (TV 2018), Batman (Comics)
16 Aug 2020
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Like the title say ladies, gentlemen and the non-specified. This could be seen as Jason Todd birthday week but I'm doing my own shit.
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Baking is the Best Stress Relief by ZayRay030
Fandoms: Titans (TV 2018), Batman (Comics)
10 Aug 2020
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Jason just wants people to leave him alone. He just wants him mom back. He wants Bruce back. He just wants to lose himself in the world of sweet treats and baked goods.
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The titans are dicks to Jason and go out to eat without him. He uses that to his advantage and starts baking. He just didn't count on the titans coming back early this time.
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I'm just saying it's fine by me
If you never leave
And we can live like this forever
It's fine by meI was listening to Fine By Me by Andy Grammer and got this idea. Its cute fluff, and Dick can't cook.
It's not a songfic, it's more just an inspiration really. -
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Damian tries to sneak a drink. It goes poorly.
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- Part 13 of Drawlloween 2019