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It takes two days before he’s called from his cell, but when he is, Neal thinks it’s the first time his body has begun to settle since Kate’s departure. Peter greets him with a nod. He’s cuffed to the metal table, and he doesn’t care. He doesn’t try to pick it. As soon as the door is shut: “Talk to me.”
“I want to escape.”
Peter cocks his head, and something undeniably afraid creeps into his furrowed brow. “You have three months, Neal, this isn’t worth it.”
“I know.” It’s quiet, breathy, it’s barely his at all. “I know. That’s why I called you.”
"Tell me."
“Kate, she… she left.”
Neal calls for help when Kate leaves him, and Peter finds ways to let him serve out his sentence. It still isn't quite enough.
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At Least One of Us Ended Up the Hero in the Story by Kingdom_Nerds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
07 Jan 2026
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Lying came easily for Neal. After all, his whole life had been built upon a lie. It was the reason he ran from home when he was younger. He just didn't think the biggest lie he's ever been told would turn out to be an even bigger lie.
Or, AU where Neal Caffrey is Tim Drake's estranged older brother
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Man's Best Friend by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
25 Nov 2025
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Neal tries to con Satchmo- unsuccessfully.
Day 25: Satchmo vs Neal's stubbornness
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- Part 25 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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- Chapters:
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Neal has an issue with using the bathroom. Peter is curious.
day 23: BONUS conversation about pee quirks
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- Part 23 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
- Part 3 of Neal's Bathroom Issues
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Wiggling, not Willing by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
22 Nov 2025
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Neal has to pee, but DOES NOT want to use the bathroom. Enter Clinton Jones the kindergarten teacher.
day 22: potty dance
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- Part 22 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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Reese looks after his people. All of them.
Day 21: caught by surprise mid-accident
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- Part 21 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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Young and Restless by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Nov 2025
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Neal has a problem at the Bachelor's auction that hits a little too close to home...
Day 17: formal situation
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- Part 17 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
- Part 2 of Neal's Bathroom Issues
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Old Habits Die Hard by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
15 Nov 2025
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Neal has a thing about carpets.
Day 15: in an elevator
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- Part 15 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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Neal looks for the bathroom. Peter looks deeper.
Day 4: can't find the bathroom
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- Part 4 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
- Part 1 of Neal's Bathroom Issues
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Potty trained? not so much. by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
01 Nov 2025
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when you have to go potty, stop, and go right away... aka the one with the Mortensen real estate scandal XD
day 1: too busy to take a break
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- Part 1 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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Kinda At Fault by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Aug 2025
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Peter learns about his CI’s insecurities about the bathroom after the Howser clinic incident leads to an accident...
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“Sorry I’m in a bad mood, Neal. Baby Neal kept me and El up all night.” Peter rubbed a hand down his face and looked over at Neal. He was surprised to see his partner looking worse for the wear. “You okay?”
Neal glanced over at Peter and nodded. “What’s the matter with my mini-me?”
“He’s getting sick, I think. Just wouldn’t stay in bed and was fussing all night no matter where we put him or what we did.” Peter eyed Neal as he reached into the backseat for his briefcase. “You sure you’re okay?”
Neal gave a noncommittal shrug before getting out of the car to avoid the conversation he knew Peter wanted to have. He shivered in the cold air outside the car and headed towards the elevators, ignoring Peter as the older man jogged to catch up to Neal.
“Don’t tell me you’re getting sick, too,” Peter said as he pushed the call button. It sure looked like Neal was getting sick. The consultant didn’t get sick very often, but he had been around Baby Neal a lot lately and he really wasn’t looking too hot.
In which both Neal Caffrey and Neal Burke catch the same bug and end up spending a sick day with Peter and Elizabeth looking out for them.
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don't make me do something I'll regret by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
22 Mar 2025
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“Don’t make me do something I’ll regret!”
Neal stared down the barrel of a gun. A gun in his fathers hands.
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Neal had played those moments over and over in his mind, desperate to find a scenario that didn’t end with him alone, screaming for someone who was no longer around.
Neal struggles when he sees the plane. -
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“You embarrassed me in front of the FBI, and the Marshals,” Haskley said, taking a step forward. Neal tried not to grimace—he knew Haskley wouldn’t take the escape well, especially not with Neal using his wife’s credit card, but the guy was a dick and he made it far too easy.
There are consequences to Neal’s escape attempt. Even after he’s released into Peter’s custody, he can’t quite let go of them.BTHB: black eye
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- Part 17 of bad things happen bingo
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Neal is more than a little scared when Pierce pulls a damsel in distress..it triggers shame long since forgotten.
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Clearing his throat softly, Neal Caffrey straightened the pile of papers on the conference table in front of him. The tickle in his throat returned almost immediately, causing Neal to clear his throat again. He tried swallowing the tickle down but all that did was make his eyes water. Clearing his throat for the third time earned him a glare from Peter, so Neal quietly stood and slipped out of the conference room to get a drink. Once he was out of ear shot of the meeting, Neal let himself cough into his elbow—a short, painful, barking cough that caught him off guard.
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The Hands That Guide Us by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
13 Jul 2023
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Neal falls asleep at the office. Bad idea. Horrible.
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now I understand / what you tried to say to me / and how you suffered for your sanity by Ace_0f_Shoto (UTMVNightLight)
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), White Collar (TV 2009)
01 Jun 2023
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Neal had a secret.
A huge fucking secret.
Once upon a time, he was otherworldly. Inhuman. An angel. An archangel.
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Neal gets overwelmed while getting ready to work and has a sensory overload
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- Part 2 of Pawtners In Crime <3