Autophobia_Star
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Murder Drones but MURDEROUSLY bad! by Autophobia_Star, vysti_hq
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
17 Aug 2026
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Me and my friend’s HORRIBLE no good very bad crackfic… we r really good at writing those tho trust!
Also I know many wattpad users are migrating here and might not really know how things work on AO3/nm but if you don’t enjoy this please just click off!
Anyways.
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PHM but it’s written by ONE unfunny teenager with minor contributions from THREE slightly funnier teenagers. Also my English teacher is literally Grace but not blonde, a middle school teacher, or in space so some of this dialogue is quotes from him #myepicteacher
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“ She picked Grace because she was reading one of his old essays, one about why we need to make all men pregnant. At his old school, where he published the essay, they all booed loudly and threw rocks and wet fish at him. That's why his life went so downhill and he had to be a middle school teacher. The last choice of job for anybody on earth. Many such cases”
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Hey vsmp fandom. This is my first work for this smp and I don’t take anything seriously ever so I hope you enjoy my nonsense fics
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When she looked inside, she saw Avid reading yuri!!! She was enraged, as all vampire hunters are required to be homophobic and Avid was breaking this rule. She pulled a rocket launcher out of her pocket (she still loves to conceal carry weapons) Fortunately, she kept missing due to being under the influence of the 999 Mental Illnesses bazooka, and Avid had no choice but to project his period cramps onto her (don’t worry about it. It doesn't need to make sense).” -
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, there was an evil lesbian named Esther. She was evil, and also a lesbian. She was evil because she hated puppies and loved burning down orphanages for fun, as well as biting people. She was lesbian because she hated men and loved women. Being a lesbian is when a woman is attracted to women and not men.
Crane Wives crackfic😛
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From Pranks To Contracts by 3nn_nn4, Autophobia_Star, ZappyHyperfixates
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Aug 2025
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“Can you jump off ceilings?” Scar asked him. Staring down at the bottom of the ground as he did so.
“Well,” Looking down it would be quite a fall, Grian had done stunts like this before to get away from moments like these, but jumping off the roof? Perhaps only once or twice, and he didn’t consider himself the best to do so. “I could be better.”
“Take my hand then.” Scar offered it once again, his smile emitting comfort. There wasn't much time to think as the knights were right behind them. So Grian trusted blindly and took it without worrying too much about it.
Or: Grian, a thief who’s just trying to live in peace, encounters some issues after he tries to steal a cake. It all escalates from there, and the new guy he met is not helping.
Series
- Part 1 of Go Rogue
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Go Rogue by 3nn_nn4, Autophobia_Star, ZappyHyperfixates
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Aug 2025
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Rose Beds We Lay Upon (Blooming Beneath My Ribcage) by DragonairIce
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
17 Feb 2026
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"Thanks for doing this" Avid said softly, smiling that smile again. The one that made something in Scott's chest clench. He was beautiful.
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11 Apr 2026
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Ze catches a cold.
Regect tries not to panic as the ever-growing sickness hangs over them like a guillotine. The two grow closer than either are comfortable with, and in Regect’s desperation to not lose another ‘friend’, he resorts to drastic measures…
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Bookmarked by Autophobia_Star
05 Apr 2026
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Avid M.C is a freelancer in the Journalism field. Writing articles in hopes that he gets picked up by a publisher, he's written everything from sports articles to racing, cars, horses, and feel good stories. All well and good but his passion truly shone through on two topics. The Supernatural (he had a blog where he had spent many an hour talking about the various differences between supernaturals and the lore behind each one.) and The Blood Bank Killer. While he hated the name, he had been swept up in the rush of writing about them. Agreeing after some back and forth that it was possible the killer behind it all was a Vampire. Why else would the victims be drained of blood?
Posting his theories in a semi-public patreon may have not been his smartest choice for who knows what charming and handsome Vampire crush of his that might be eagerly awaiting his every theory~
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- Part 1 of Oh To Be Yours~ Avott AU
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19 Mar 2026
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!! I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF AVID !!
this was written and posted before the public was made aware of what happened. as of my own personal decision, i have decided to keep my works up, but i will NOT be updating any of it ever again. please, educate yourself on the topic of what has happened if you are not aware.
stay safe, everyone. thank you.
(previous summary below)
What if Scott stayed with Avid after he died the first time? Would things have gone differently?
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Scott and Avid snuggle instead of going to the beacons.
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- Part 2 of j4de's aviscott/vampcrier fics !
Bookmarked by Autophobia_Star
11 Feb 2026
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“Thanks for the idea,” he chuckles. “I could get one, honestly — but there is no need for that as long as you behave. You should be thankful, really — if I was anyone else, they wouldn't be as nice.”
“Behave?!” Avid shouts, voice shaky. Don't think about the implications, don't think about the implications... “I’m not going to behave, I’m not a some kind of animal, you idiot! You fool! You stupid idiot fool!”
Scott raises an eyebrow, “I’d recommend watching your mouth. I'm not going to tolerate it next time, and I’m already giving you more freedom than you deserve, simply because I’m not a cruel man. You sneaked into my house, like a dirty little rat, and literally tried to kill me. How aren’t you one?”
“You kill people!”
Avid is rookie vigilante. Scott is a notorious supervillain. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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06 Feb 2026