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QUACKITY AND RANBOO DUO CLIKCBAIT GUYS PSS PSS ITS BELOVEDDUO PSS PSS
ok sorry here's the actual summary, just had to get that click through rate; yk how it is
Ranboo thought he could pull off the very sneaky crime of stealing some M&M's from the gas station, but is stopped by the infamous #1 and #3 hero's Blood God and Phantom.
Jesus, he really needs Quackity to show up soon or he is fuckedoh by the way! I never decided on a design for any of their costumes besides a little bit of Quackity's, so imagine whatever you want :)
(yes yes I know very original hero names everybody clap for me)
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Wilbur has always had trouble sleeping, and after the new medication has an unexpected affect of bird brain, Quackity has to deal with it :)
+ bonus stories!!very self indulgent, might I add
*also slight projecting* WHAT WHO SAID THATrequests are VERY welcome! I am so willing to write more for this little AU :) any sort of idea is welcome :D
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me and my wife being sidetracked :D by BOX_HEAD13, N1X3L_1Official
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
06 Feb 2026
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supposed to be doing a science project.
did not do that.
we are really good at getting things done :D
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Suicide implied/referenced
Hormonal teenagers who need help
Mental Health implied/mentioned
Swearing (sorry not sorry bro bros)
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Problems arise when villain Ranboo makes friends with fellow villain Siren.
All Ranboo wanted was to cause some chaos and burn things
or, Villain Ranboo teams up with Villain Wilbur and gains adoption + villainy
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Wilbur lives a shitty life.
He drinks to cope.
APPARENTLY THAT AIN'T ACCEPTABLE IN SOCIETY???
...Damn.
Anyway, this bartender is real nosy.or, When a certain piglin comes into Wilbur's life as he drinks his woes away, he can't help but be a little wary. Did I mention he's drunk for like 72% of all of this?
title from "Dear Theodosia" from Hamilton
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- Part 2 of A Play-Through Of Demise
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I low-key just wanted to write drunk!Wilbur, then I wanted to write possesive SBI, then I had a school assignment and wrote out a divorce between Wilbur, Sally, and Fundy as their son
Do I regret it?
No. No I do not.Read in this order for chronological sense:
The Gloves Are Torn Off
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Willow Tree by VoydArchives
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jun 2025
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Recently, an major-scale assassinations on over half of London's active police personnel, and now, Detective Soot, along with his apprentice, Detective-in-Training Tommy, to investigate the scene.
However, after things go oddly silent, without even a peep from his usually loud apprentice, Wilbur's gut says that something is wrong, but he ignores it and continues his investigation.
After a while, Wilbur hears something—the noticeable sound of metal scraping against the floor in the distance, in another room, not made by either he nor Tommy—and cautiously goes to investigate further, ordering Tommy to remain put.
When he goes to investigate, despite his gut telling him that he needed to get out of there—he needs to make a good example for his student—he rounds a corner, in what would usually be the interrogation room, out of sight to anyone. Albeit, what was just simple stress soon cascades into outright panic once he feels a cloth over his face, and in the blink of an eye, everything goes dark.
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Or that fic that Wilbur and Tommy are detectives, the syndicate is well, the syndicate, and Wilbur gets kidnapped. That's it. That's the plot.
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Bookmarked by BOX_HEAD13
02 Apr 2026
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“We can strike a deal.” Dream offers. “You can spare the town.” It’s almost a plea, in the way he says it.
“I could.” The pirate says, Dream staring straight ahead with clenched fists. “I could leave the rest alive. I could go back on my ship, return to my captain, and leave you as you are.”
Wilbur leans closer to the ledge of the window, straining his ears to catch their voices, trying to see every single detail, since he might be the only one left in this building to witness it.
“But.” The Blood God stops in his pacing, a wide grin on his face. “You have something he wants.”
He then lifts his chin up, looking straight at Wilbur.
“Or someone.”
Wilbur freezes, the air in his lungs feeling stuck as he sees red.
(Or, Wilbur was stolen from his family as a baby to be used as a threat so that The Angel of Death, the world's most infamous pirate, could be kept at bay. But Phil's learnt how to gather together loyal crew, and now they've finally come to get back what belongs to him.)
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tell me we're not born to be mules in this (hiatus) by TheJam
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Apr 2026
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Midst the instability and tension post-war, Ranboo and their teammates just want a sense of normalcy.
It's a shame that fate has other plans.
or, or, ranboo-centric vigilante au, with a healthy serving of trauma and mental illness.
DISCLAIMER: probably discontinued :(
Bookmarked by BOX_HEAD13
21 Mar 2026
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written well and story could really go anywhere :)
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And it's that word, Wilbur's last name, Schlatt's word – the one that he says all soft and gentle and careful and affectionate, twisted into something that cuts– that clues him in to who's speaking. Jared. Jared was speaking and he had Wilbur's phone, and he –
or, ask a question about the ice universe in the comments and get a drabble as an answer :)
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latest update:
"Q," Sapnap murmurs. "Lean this way."
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- Part 11 of from ice to water

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