BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (50)
- Hermitcraft SMP (19)
- Empires SMP (12)
- SOS SMP (3)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
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Swingin' Soulmates by BlocksRuinedMe for hundredsofsmallbirds
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP
16 May 2026
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When Jimmy and Tango (and every other soulmate pair) find out they share more than just pain, Jimmy has some ideas about how they could have some casual fun with this unexpected connection for the short amount of time they're all on the server together. He did not expect to get so emotionally entangled with Joel, or so caught up in Joel and Etho's relationship, or have sex with nearly as many people...
Series
- Part 4 of ~Canon Traffic Life
- Part 1 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 9 of Events!
- Part 1 of Swingin' Soulmates: The Series
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Five Times Etho Held Back with Joel and One Time He Didn't by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Double Life SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Apr 2026
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"It was exceptionally hard to not twist Joel just enough to kiss him. To pull his hair and start showing Joel what his sadism could give him. To bite his neck, make him gasp, and put Joel’s hand on his aching cock, then whisper filthy ideas to him about all the ways Etho could use and hurt him right now…"
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5 Times Etho forced himself to wait with Joel, to hold back, to not give in to what they both wanted.
And 1 time he didn't.
A sequel/alternate pov for "The Key to His Problem". Context in the author's note if you don't want to read the original!
Series
- Part 2 of Locks and Keys
- Part 20 of ~Canon Traffic Life
- Part 15 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 3 of Driving After Dark 2023 prompts (plus sequels!)
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He's Him by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Past Life SMP - Fandom, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Aug 2025
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Jimmy is "him", he's the "King" and no one is more excited about his kills than Joel. While Jimmy would be more than happy with their normal celebrations, Joel is insistent that his King get not just everything he wants but everything he needs.
Joel is going to stay by Jimmy’s side and protect him no matter what it takes. He doesn’t care what anyone thinks about how he gets there, as long as he can get Jimmy to want it too.
Series
- Part 12 of Events!
- Part 1 of The Weird Ones
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After Double Life, Tango wakes up alone.
[with embedded podfic]
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- Part 8 of 3 digit wc: Vee's Short Fics
- Part 4 of Vee's Podfics!
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Yours for the Asking by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Wild Life SMP - Fandom, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 Dec 2024
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Etho doesn't know why he acts the way he does. Etho doesn't know why he's so afraid to ask for what really matters. When he's lucky, he gets it anyway, from people who give him far more patience than he knows he deserves.
After weeks of Etho messing around with what felt like every team on the server, Gem and Joel have run out of patience for Etho.
[Set after week 7 of Wild Life]
Series
- Part 19 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 1 of ~Canon Traffic Life
Recent series
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The Weird Ones by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Limited Life SMP, Past Life SMP - Fandom
29 Aug 2025
- Words:
- 32,283
- Works:
- 4
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~Canon Traffic Life by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft SMP Season 10, Limited Life SMP, Secret Life SMP - Fandom, Wild Life SMP - Fandom
16 May 2026
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It's Traffic Life, but not wildly AU.
- Words:
- 258,665
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Vee's Podfics! by BlocksRuinedMe, BlocksRuinedMeOnTheSide (BlocksRuinedMe), cricket_toast
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Feb 2025
- Words:
- 885
- Works:
- 3
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Events! by BlocksRuinedMe, BlocksRuinedMeOnTheSide (BlocksRuinedMe)
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Empires Season 2 - Fandom, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Limited Life SMP, Past Life SMP - Fandom
16 May 2026
- Words:
- 180,913
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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3 digit wc: Vee's Short Fics by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft SMP Season 10, Secret Life SMP - Fandom
23 Feb 2025
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101-999 word fics!
- Words:
- 6,720
- Works:
- 8
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Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.
"I need a favor," he says at last.
"With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"
(High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)
Series
- Part 1 of World Ain't Ready-verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 185,795
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 2,808
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Bookmarked by BlocksRuinedMe
05 Jun 2026
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They Write Books About This Sort of Thing by samyazaz
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
12 Feb 2014
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"Why are you calling me?" Éponine demands as soon as she answers Grantaire's call, her voice short and clipped. There's genuine concern lurking beneath the tone, though. "What happened? Your plane didn't explode, did it?"
"Unfortunately not." He's standing in the aisle, crushed between the over-cologned businessman in front of him and the man with shoulders like a linebacker behind as they all file forward, making glacial progress toward the front of the plane and freedom. "At this rate, I should be at baggage claim in twenty. Where's the nearest liquor store?"
She gives a laugh that's short and sharp and means she's more irritated than amused. "How the hell should I know? I'm your agent not your personal assistant, and I've never been to Boston before. Isn't that what your fancy smartphone's for?"
"My fancy smartphone is for being able to answer your emails while I'm in the air, or at line for Starbucks, or whizzing through the city in the back of a cab. Also for Candy Crush."
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secret agent man by goshemily for barricadeur
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
10 Aug 2014
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“We need you to be married,” Lamarque says.
“Pretend to be married,” Fantine clarifies. “Or pretend to be boyfriends, that’s fine too.”
“It’s the living together that’s important.”
Grantaire swallows. “I beg your pardon?”
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Or: the one where Enjolras and Grantaire are spies sent to a small village in the south of France to be undercover boyfriends.
Series
- Part 1 of secret agent man
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Silence Is the Speech of Love by lady_ragnell for samyazaz
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
24 Jan 2014
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Grantaire's life has a pattern: he pays his respects to Aphrodite, he goes to work, he loves Enjolras and provokes him because he can't bring himself to do otherwise. That seems unlikely to change, at least until Enjolras speaks out against the gods and ends up cursed. Grantaire does his best to help him, but it turns out it's just as hard to love Enjolras up close as it is from afar.
Series
- Part 1 of The Speech of Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,104
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 314
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by BlocksRuinedMe
23 May 2026
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For most of college, Grantaire was hopeless over Enjolras, and everyone but Enjolras knew it. Now he’s worked to get over his crush, and for the most part, he's fine. When Combeferre asks him to choreograph and dance in the Midsummer Night’s Dream-inspired opera he composed as his senior thesis, Grantaire says yes, even though he’s cast opposite Enjolras, as Puck to his Oberon. The chance to dance is worth the potential problems, and he'll have his friends as a buffer.
He doesn't count on long hours of practicing and choreographing and talking together, while they try to figure each other and their futures out. As much as he tries to avoid it, it seems inevitable that he falls for Enjolras again, and this time it isn't a crush.
Series
- Part 1 of You Dance