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    [What does hand flex mean, question?] Rocky asks from where we're huddled together on the floor, watching the 2005 adaption of Pride & Prejudice.

    "It's uh—" I hit pause, search for the right word. "Have we had yearning in the vocab yet?"

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    or: two years and seventeen days after reaching Erid's orbit, the climate control in the biodome breaks

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”

    “I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”

    “Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”

    “Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.

    “♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.

    “What?”

    “Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”

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    20 Apr 2026

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    In this Autobot-Decepticon war, you've lost count on how many times you've failed to save your friends; the many times you've died. Loop after loop, you slowly forget to fear death, to feel the hollowness of grief, to truly live, but not love. You never forget to love. Maybe that's what got you damned in the first place.

    As if to damn you further, the circumstances of your most recent death dragged the Decepticons' best soldier with you in this time loop.

    It doesn't matter what he does; you can always try again.

    (Or, Soundwave severely underestimated human willpower.)

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Getting increasingly frustrated with how jaded his audience is becoming, Tenna turns to some bad habits to cope. Battat is there to work him through it, as is in the job description of being "Mike," but maybe "Mike" isn't enough for this task. After all, if he's such a big deal, why isn't he here to do his damn job?! Just who is Mike, huh?! And why does hearing Tenna say his name make Battat's heart pound and body sweat bullets until his Mike costume is soaked to the bone???

    It's a mystery.

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    Aka origins for how Battat went from obsessing over the identity of Mike, to slowly starting to want to be Mike.

    Aka "antenna massage" is absolutely just a handjob

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    25 Sep 2025

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    L knows that Light Yagami is guilty. And he is forced to accept that he will never be able to prove it.

    So, just this once, he decides to break his principles and go above the law. He kidnaps Light and takes him to Wammy's house.

    He's sure that having the kids interact with a real-life mass murderer will be a very educational experience indeed.

    Or: Light is Kira, L is sick of how easily manipulated the police are, and he secretly wants to see what will happen if he forces Light into a domestic situation with children just as intelligent as he is.

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    14 Jun 2025