C00lB3an
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- Forsaken (Roblox) (4)
- Cookie Run (Video Game) (2)
- Original Work (1)
- Vocaloid (1)
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Life in hell is weird. Time bends at it's own will, things seem to just appear, but the torture? That's the worst, especially when people you know are doing it. What could be even worse, your reputation?
Oh.
007n7's reputation is... well people avoided him, and it made sense. No hard feelings...
That was until a solider came up and talked to him one night.
Romance? In hell? With someone that's out of your league by a longshot?! What's 007n7 getting himself into?!
Heads pound, guns blow up alongside bombs, hallucinations kill, spikes and swords pierce, bones are broken, secrets are told, people grieve and forget, whatever is keeping them there is trying to make everyone turn on the other, and 007n7 has to balance all of this along with his own issues he doesn't even want to bother with.
How does one even get into this mess?!
Giving romance another try wouldn't hurt, right?
...Right?
OR: Guest 1337 and 007n7 get feelings for each other but have trouble coming to terms. Chaos ensues in their new life.
smut is in chapters 39 and 40 for you gooners
*I CANNOT GARUNTEE AN UPDATE SCHEDUELE AS OF JAN 1ST, WILL BE SLOW TO UPDATE*
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uuuuh mainly a refrence book for yours truly! you can look if you want
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- English
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- Chapters:
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C00lB3an's (f)art book or some shit IDK 🗣️ 🔥 by C00lB3an
Fandoms: Original Work, Forsaken (Roblox), Vocaloid, Cookie Run (Video Game)
12 Jan 2026
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haha work on the THREE FICS I HAVE STARTED OR MAKE A FUCKASS ART BOOK? I CHOOSE MAKE A FUCKASS ART BOOK BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT!!!
just marked as original work for now so i can actually post this
updates will NOT be consitent sorry
uuuh no tags yet, i gotta figure out WHAT i wanna post first but uuuh i'll figure it out dw! -
No use crying over spoiled milk! by C00lB3an
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
17 Oct 2025
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Now that the news of the beasts being defeated, and their souls and most of their powers were sent back to the tree, the guild (...plus Dark choco cookie... Purple yam was not pleased to hear he was getting dragged along...) thought this would be one of the best times to go on an adventure to beast yeast. They had enough supplies to last six weeks at most, and everything was going well!
Well... at least it started off well...
The first thing that felt off was the sudden feeling of being watched. Milk cookie asked the others about it but they all said they weren't under the pressure of something... someone watching them.
...Maybe they should have waited a little longer before they set off on their next adventure
As time goes on, everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. Even things that no one really thought would happen in the first place! This leaves everyone fighting for their lives, and on their wits end.
OR: The guild + dark choco cookie go to beast yeast, and shadow milk toys with milk cookie for funsies
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Bad habits are a normal part of life. They may not be the... best part of life, but overall normal. But Chance collects bad habits and certain addictions like a kid on a egg hunt.
Coping with a recent loss is hard, but with the way Chance goes about it, it does more harm than help. Rabbit holes can only go so deep, and Chance thought they hit rock bottom
until someone reached out
someone... someone unexpected.
someone... warm.
(AU: post forsaken!)
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The forsaken realm has many surprises. One of the most crucial ones being seasonal changes.
With limited food and the fire going out the crew is getting desperate, will someone dare do something about it?
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007n7 is trying to show himself to others as someone worthy and pays heavily for it, while Guest starts to untangle some of his own pent up emotions. Along the way helping the former hacker get back on his feet. Both are ultimately idiots in love, every sharp edge and imperfection included.
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- English
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- 19/?
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Bookmarked by C00lB3an
11 Aug 2025
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lowkey i think i might actually be feining for this fic i cannot get enough of it bro
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Mike has always been afraid of losing Will.
Vecna doesn’t have to take Will to win, he just has to make Mike the reason Will gets hurt.
Bookmarked by C00lB3an
08 Jan 2026
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Pure Vanilla overworks himself and uses too much of his magic. This ends up backfiring on him, causing him to become extremely sick. Luckily, his friends and partner are here to care for him! But will they be able to figure out what's wrong?
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16 Oct 2025
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im eating this up like a bag of chips I LOVE IT RAAAAAH
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Dark Choco is going on a mission to Beast-Yeast. Which meant that he needed to go alone.
So, he does just that. Leaving a letter for each of his friends before vanishing. Asking if they both, Milk Cookie and Purple Yam Cookie, could distribute the letters for those who are south. King Dark Cacao Cookie, Caramel Arrow Cookie, and Crunchy Chip Cookie.
The two accept.
But only one letter contains the specifics of this mission, for a special man's birthday who was coming around soon… The name written in the most perfect cursive the prince could muster.
“Father”.
However, (by accident), this mission was not a gift.
It was a nightmare far beyond what anyone would expect.
Series
- Part 1 of Similar Wounds, Different Worlds
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,669
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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Bookmarked by C00lB3an
14 Oct 2025
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raaaahuhhuifsfhu man idk this looks interesting but im tireddddd
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Guest1337 hesitated in the doorway of the engineering bay, the weight of his gear bag biting into his shoulder.
The space was cramped and filled with the mechanical hum of machinery and the sharp, acrid stench of burnt circuits mixed with the ever-present tang of grease.
He stepped inside cautiously, scanning for an open space to drop his gear, someplace out of the way.
He didn't find one.
Instead, as he moved toward an empty-looking workbench near the back.
“Hey! Move your pack. That’s my station.”
Series
- Part 3 of me when i punch a burger
- Part 2 of punchbugoer military au
Bookmarked by C00lB3an
02 Oct 2025
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I WAS RIGHT THIS IS TASTY BUT UUUGUGUUUH I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER
IT WILL BE WORTH IT THOUGHT I GUESS I CAN WAIT