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Three times Avid meets Owen and gets threatened with fangs against his skin.
And the one time Avid lets those threats become a savior, a promise, a future.
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Hermit meetups have grown to include far more people over the years and at one particular get together, a little teasing sets the stage for the reveal of a longtime secret.
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Bdubs gets on the Hermitcraft discord, only to find that one of the channels is being used for something that very much is NOT work.
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The Wedding of a Dwarf and a Dungeon Master by CaptainAlien for Sharo
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Jun 2025
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Being taken prisoner following the tides turning in the war was the last thing Impulse wanted.
However, as soon as he arrived at the Deep Frost Citadel, his expectations were completely subverted by what began to unfold.
Who would have bet on marriage?
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Office Meetings Never Felt So Sexy by CaptainAlien for abyssal stars (Neko_ryn)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Jun 2025
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Bdubs reached out to his ex-wife and good friend Cleo with a request: help his husband Etho explore his desire to be fucked by a variety of shapes and sizes of cocks, specifically by the extensive collection of dildos Cleo owns.
Bdubs will watch, of course.
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Jimmy's vampire boyfriend, Tango, has been a bit irritable lately. Thankfully, there's a very enjoyable way to fix this.
After all, Jimmy enjoys getting bit and has been hoping for more.
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Passion comes in many forms, anger and desire being two of them. As it turns out, the Codfather and Count Fwhip seem to feel both of those things for each other quite often, though it's begun to shift in recent months.
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Following the battle to free Xornoth and Scott from the clutches of the prophecy that hung over them, a festival and series of masquerade balls are held as a celebration and encouragement of international cooperation and friendship.
Count Fwhip, nervous to attend the gatherings in Rivendell, finds the courage to attend the masquerades anonymously, hiding his identity from even Gem. Along the way, he meets a mysterious gentleman who wants to court him.
With the courtship well on its way, the festival and masquerades end and identities are revealed, leading to Fwhip getting swept into a deeper and more expansive relationship.
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When Jimmy is burned as he tries to stop Tango from going after Scar when the Ranch was burning, he suffered enough injuries that it became a difficult choice between dealing with the injuries or forcing a respawn. Tango then reveals that his saliva is able to cure burns as a result of his blazeborn heritage. Only problem? Jimmy's burns cover a lot of his body.
Things are about to get intimate for the Ranchers.
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Scar knew he baked too many cookies. He knew it.
So he'd love to share them with a friend, spend some time together!
It just so happens, Scarland's very own Cleaning Lady Pearl is nearby.
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Scott's advisors have always been very adamant that he marry some "nice noblewoman" and have an heir. Since his sibling had gotten married and been formally removed from the right of succession, the insistence had gotten even greater. Unfortunately for Scott, the advisors managed to find an old law requiring him to be at least engaged by a certain age, one that was coming up quicker than the young king liked.
Scott needs to come up with a plan and quickly, so he reaches out to his support systems: his sibling, his friends who work in the castle, and the other rulers.
The plan? Send a candidate of their own who is on Scott's side. The candidate? The Codfather himself.
Scott never thought he'd fall in love. Neither did Jimmy.
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The Joke Starts with Two Immortals by CaptainAlien
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Oct 2023
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"Shit shit shit!" Missa slaps Philza out of his trance, who rolls over in protest. "Get up, old man!" A bucket of water dumps over his head. And then lava, which tickles. "We forgot Chayanne's birthday!"
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A vampire and an immortal wizard walk into a bar. Some point along the way, they become an extremely normal family.
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Black Wax Candles Light the Way by CaptainAlien
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Oct 2023
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Scott gets invited to Hermitcraft in order to receive a tour of Decked Out by the Dungeon Master himself.
Turns out Tango had a little more in mind than just a tour.
Scott certainly doesn't mind the new ideas that Tango has.
[[Kinktober Day 3: Wax Play]]
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- Part 3 of Captain's Kinktober 2023
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A server-wide sleepover becomes far more interesting when Gem brings out a Truth or Dare card game. Which of course means that things get spicy very quickly and no one on Hermitcraft, especially not Scar, backs down from a good dare.
Especially when it means getting Doc's dick in his mouth.
[[Kinktober Day 2: Audience]]
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- Part 2 of Captain's Kinktober 2023
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When Keralis organized sex parties on the Hermitcraft server, it was very uncommon for him to entertain a partner that night.
He changed his mind after hearing Impulse's interests for the evening. Impulse wanted someone to control him and feed his drink to him? Keralis found himself too intrigued to stay away.
[[Kinktober Day 1: Swallowing]]
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- Part 1 of Captain's Kinktober 2023
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Now that Double Life was over, Scott knew he had to face the truth. He still had Jimmy's feather. But with the avian giving away a romantically intended feather to Tango during the games, Scott's thoughts had begun to spiral further and further.
Thankfully, Pearl has some really good ideas, even if it means Scott needs to talk to his ex-husband and the man's soulmate.
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- Part 4 of Leather and Feather Claims
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Quackity’s forehead furrows with confusion. “Did you just say date?”
Wilbur’s eyes widens at the slip of his tongue. “Or whatever you want it to be.” He blunders helplessly as his throat closes with a jolt of panic.
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A reunion, followed by some revelations.
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Legend Reborn by CaptainAlien
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Sep 2023
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Technoblade is a legend on the QSMP. His deeds are ballads sung in the festive streets of the favela, chronicles of dedication inspiring the monumental stretch of potatoes growing on the wall, and tales of hard-won battles uplifting the fight against the worst government known yet.
Sometimes, an unusually large Cucurucho can be found at the shrine dedicated to his memory, fingering a singular emerald earring.
The crown before him gleamed with familiar, unfulfilled purpose.
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To combat the ever growing number of suitors out for his hand, Scott Smajor had given a task for any hopeful husband: retrieve the key that he had given his cat.
Impulse never intended to run into the cat, but when he continued to cross paths with the small creature, it was inevitable that he would share his thoughts with the animal. He had watched Skizz fall in love with Scott over the years and, honestly, he could see why. Skizz had always refused to chase after the cat like the rest of the suitors, Impulse agreeing with his position completely.
So why did the cat keep coming back?
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When Cub visits Scar's base for the season, he learns about a little discovery that his fellow Vex had made.
A little ritual to connect their magics more permanently. Something like a Vex equivalent to marriage.