Clamor



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    “You are a unique case,” Lan Wangji said. “I am not sure I will be able to help you. Even the methods of investigation will need to be experimental.”

    “Does that mean you won’t help?” Jiang Yanli asked.

    “No,” Lan Wangji answered slowly. He looked at Wei Wuxian. “But you must understand that the process would not always be... comfortable. And that, despite the possible discomfort, there are no guarantees that anything I learn will lead to a solution.”

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    Wei Wuxian goes to renowned scholar Lan Wangji for help with his core injury. In a twist that neither of them were expecting, it turns out that the solution to all his problems is a whole lot of magical, kinky sex.

    Like... a whole lot. But it's all for very important Reasons, they swear!

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    27 Oct 2024

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    dick jokes
    [screenshot of a text from Peerless Cucumber that reads “Do you still take commissions?”]

    passionate ranting
    no fucking way
    he’s still alive???

    binghe obsession
    of course this is how we find out

    homoerotic undertones
    maybe he really was dead and he just rose from the grave to commission art of lbh one last time
    in a totally hetero way ofc

    binghe obsession
    ofc

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    22 Oct 2024

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    Stiles gets hit by a truth spell that makes him want to spill all his darkest, deepest secrets. Derek, knowing how dangerous this can be, hides him away in the loft while he goes to ask Deaton for help.

    Which is when Peter Hale finds him.

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    “You don’t want to be here when Deaton arrives,” Peter said. “He’ll use you.”

     Stiles rolled his eyes. “And you won’t?” he asked.

     Peter smirked. “Who would you rather have using you, sweetheart?”

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    14 Oct 2024

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    “You’re not supposed to be here,” Stiles blurts out. Which yeah, okay, that probably isn't the right thing to say when he’s actively trying to not seem like the enemy. To the eruption of growls, Stiles throws his hands in front of him. “I’m not a hunter! I’m from the future and Derek’s supposed to be at a basketball game. Calm down.”

    “Calm down?!”

    “Right, can we just ignore foot-in-mouth disease? And focus on what I'm doing—saving your lives.”

    “Wait," one of the wolfed-out Hales slurs between their fangs, "aren’t you Hot Babysitter?”

    Stiles focuses on breaking the mountain ash line. He can despair about his Beacon Hills nickname when he's not in a burning house with semi-feral werewolves.

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    11 Oct 2024

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    Tony always knew that Queens was a bit of an unhinged neighborhood. So of course it was going to be during a visit to Queens that he once again fell victim to a robot attack. The ‘robot’ being an overexcited roomba that responded to voice commands awfully well.
    Whoever made this roomba was clearly operating on that fine line between genius and insanity.
    Which meant Tony needed to meet him.

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    11 Oct 2024