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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Ilya Rozanov has photographic evidence that could destroy Shane Hollander's reputation. At least, that's what the internet thinks. Briefly.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Roz: marly, wtf??
    didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?

    Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
    and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
    Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripper

    Hammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
    got in trouble with management for it
    they thought it was for harassment

    Connors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
    said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwich

    Carmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy

    Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!

    Roz: fucking stop it! all of you

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    Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!

    A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    finn @jjsvoyagos
    I was scrolling on the tl and apparently some hockey romance novel is getting adapted?? And the streets are saying that the main character is sort of like shane hollander?

    > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    please don’t mention riding the edge on voystwt, it’s a triggering subject for us all 😭

    > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    ?? i’m new here, pls explain the lore

    > > > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    it’s a really weird smutty book that inadvertently sexualizes shane. the main guy is literally shane hollander with a different name. elite player, youngest captain in montreal franchise history, golden boy, half-japanese half-canadian, same exact personality and looks… idk even if the character is somehow not inspired by shane hollander, then it’s kind of suspicious how similar they are…

    > > > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    Oh… that is weird as fuck

    or: a straight hockey romance becomes the biggest show on the planet. The internet is convinced (correctly) that the male lead is 100% based on Shane Hollander. Too bad almost no one knows Shane Hollander is gay.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    19 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    “There’s a new bombshell,” Jackie squeals, “Oh my god! Oh my god!”

    On screen, the host smirks at the camera, “It wouldn’t be Love Island without something spicy to shake things up. Please welcome…Ilya!”

    Oh. Oh no no no no. Oh no.

    For a moment, Shane prays to every God, Goddess, deity, what-fucking-ever, that the Ilya that’s about to come on screen is not Ilya Rozanov, the same Ilya who’s actively blocked on Shane’s phone.

    The camera pans; Ilya’s stupid smirk greets him, except this time it’s not aimed at him. He’s shirtless, because of course he is, and somehow looks even better than the last time he’d seen him.

    “Hi, I’m Ilya. I’m 25, and I live in Montreal.”

    Shane thinks he might faint.

     

    or: Ilya is the new bombshell on Love Island USA and Shane, newly inducted fan of the show, has about the reaction you'd expect

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