Cretviones

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  1. Unhinged Re:Zero Collab by , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga)

    12 Aug 2026

    Summary

    What if the craziest writers of the fandom (31 to be exact) united to write something... majestically weird?

    Yeah, you heard that correct. Crazy people like us, together, cooking left and right, burning the kitchen (or downright exploding it)...

    Anyways, this is the first in the line. Either this will be peak or trash. Or something in between. I'll add more collabs in futute.

    -McPhoenixDavid

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    A Happy Ending is Possible If Everyone Contributes by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)  

    17 Aug 2026

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    My take on a more canon compliant and by extension wholesome version of re:forgotten.

    The story takes place after the end of the selection and shows the past in flashbacks.

    Hope you enjoy it.

    Language:
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    20 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Author that is glazed a lot does something that deserves even more glaze. I absolutely love this fic, and I'll miss it now that it had ended.

  2. Public Bookmark 7

    Those Left In His Wake by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)  

    17 Jul 2026

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    Otto Suwen, the Merchant of Death. He had long since thrown away his humanity, sold to Russel Fellow to pay of his debt.

    But Fate had other plans. Sold again to the Archbishop of Pride, his life turned from political and mercantile machinations to the insane ramblings of a love-struck psycho.

    Even worse, this bloodthirsty assassin just won't leave him alone!

    Watch a tale of a merchant finding his own reason for living, from the most unlikely of women.

    Pride IF Otto x Elsa Toxic Romance

    Language:
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    1/1
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    28 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rare Pair Dare Contest Submission, I absolutely loved it.

  3. Public Bookmark 13

    Heaven is a place with you and me by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)  

    10 Aug 2026

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    Three meetings turn into four, then five, then six, and before Elsa knows it, it has become a routine of theirs.

    She understands why Reinhard keeps on chasing her, but what she doesn’t understand is why she hasn't already stopped seeing him yet. Reinhard is interesting, but shouldn’t she be over her infatuation with him by now? He isn’t willing to fight her, not with the intent to draw blood, anyways. It would be infuriating if she isn’t so-

    So-

    Hmm?

    Her heart’s beating erratically, and a sudden heat surges and spreads throughout her. She knows she’ll feel satisfied after facing a worthy opponent, but this is… more than that.

    She likes him because he’s strong, she has known that since they first met. She hates him as well, that is certain. Someone who views her as nothing but an annoyance in a fight is someone that she cannot stand.

    But she also wants him.

    Maybe she wants him to hate her as much as she hates him. Maybe she wants him to want her as well.

    She grins and tastes iron on her tongue. Everything about this is wrong, she knows this, but-

    She has never felt so alive before.

    (TLDR: Elsa is a royal candidate. It changes things)

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    05 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rare Pair Dare entry, one of my more favourite oness.

  4. Public Bookmark 4

    Read my Heart, Hear my Soul by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)  

    26 May 2026

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    “This is Otto, my companion," Frufoo said. "He can understand us. It's really not a difficult concept-”

    Shaknar blinked, filtering out whatever else she was saying. Companion? Understanding...?

    “I'm borrowing him,” he said, and abruptly grabbed the man by his coat before taking off towards Julius.

    Or: Shaknar has always wanted to have an open, honest conversation with his rider and companion, Julius. Luckily, it seems he found a translator!

    ...and maybe, for his rider, something beyond that, too.

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    1/1
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    26 May 2026

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    RPD Submission :D

  5. Public Bookmark 2

    crucify my cravings (director's cut) by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)  

    08 May 2026

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    Fear takes many different shapes, it is easy to mistake such for a far more noble concept.

    Frederica Baumann learns to tell the difference between care and control as she runs out of excuses to look the other way, while Ram patiently waits for her to run out of them.

    Done for Cretviones' Rarepair Dare. Kudos to ya.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    07 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    RPD Contest Submission!