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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    The Force decides that instead of Shmi Skywalker, a seventeen-year-old Obi-Wan Kenobi will be blessed to bring its child into the world. However, a senior padawan being inexplicably pregnant is not something that the Jedi Counsel can ignore. The fallout changes the course of the Galaxy forever.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    A Sith opens a Door and keeps it open. Something else slithers through, and it likes the Coruscant Guard. The Coruscant Guard likes it too.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi's name means Nobody of No Clan. This comes in handy when he accidentally becomes Mand'Alor.

    Darth Sidious has no idea his whole day is about to be ruined (Nobody trolls the Sith and gets away with it!)

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Torrent Company takes care of a sick Dogma :)

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.

     

    “Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
    “Is she…?”
    “...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
    “Could she be lying?”
    “Sure, but what could we do about it?”
    “I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
    Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
    Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
    Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
    Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
    “YOU DID WHAT?”

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    28 May 2026