CryptidClamapperantly
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The Marauders and Death’s Gift by CryptidClamapperantly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2026
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James Potter wanted what any father wanted: For his son to live a long, happy life.
He wanted his family together and happy.
Death loves the Potters. He can only do so much, but he will do what he can.
Look out Voldemort, you got a big storm coming.
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I’m Not too Little (I’m Not! I’m Not!) by CryptidClamapperantly
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
16 Feb 2026
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An unexpected turn of events leads to the possibility of things turning out a bit more alright.
Unfortunately these boys aren’t alright.
Fortunately they have each other and their family to help them, even if they have no clue what’s really going on.
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Michael is a good older brother. He tries to be, at least. He is an all powerful Archangel, and just about to begin the Apocalypse, the war that will reunite Father with his children. He loves his siblings, does his best to do right by them, even as their commander.
Michael is...beginning to have some doubts.
He is growing concerned.
He needs to do something about it, something possibly drastic.
But it will pay off.
And everything will be Perfect.
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Reid has four kids.
How does this affect his relationship with Dilaudid?
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- Part 2 of Parenting on Top of it All
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- English
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- 1,479
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John Winchester wasn't a perfect parent. He knew that. His sons had grown up hurt, and hungry, and scared. He loved them, but it still wasn't perfect.
He thought there was nothing he could do to change that.
He learned he was wrong, and decided to take action.
They were his sons. He loved them.
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Couple of Hometown Heroes by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.
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Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.
Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
05 May 2026
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The Hail Mary has spent the last four years on its return journey to Earth; its Taumoeba safely secure and its astronauts excited to finally return home.
But Earth was never expecting their return, or the knowledge they bring with them.
or; local earthlings startled to find out crew they sacrificed 26 years ago alive and well. also aliens exist.
Series
- Part 2 of retrograde spin (amnesia ver.)
Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
03 May 2026
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Return To Me by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Apr 2026
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It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?
But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.
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Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.
Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.
Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.
Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
18 Apr 2026
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Gifts from the Earth by HeljaAstra
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 May 2026
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Gaea has been defeated at a high cost but casts one last act of vengeance down upon the heroes who destroyed her. If these children would rather be their godly parents’ favorites than live out their lives in safety then she will grant them their deepest wish.
For the earth exists everywhere and they will learn a very valuable lesson, no one should want to be a favorite of the gods.
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A Broken Pantheon Au where the Seven plus two additional characters are sent to an alternate Universe where the gods are incapable of having children.- Language:
- English
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- 18/28
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- 1,887
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Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
07 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family by gonzoclock
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
- Words:
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Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
07 Apr 2026