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11 May 2026
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Couple of Hometown Heroes by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
12 May 2026
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Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.
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Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.
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05 May 2026
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The Hail Mary has spent the last four years on its return journey to Earth; its Taumoeba safely secure and its astronauts excited to finally return home.
But Earth was never expecting their return, or the knowledge they bring with them.
or; local earthlings startled to find out crew they sacrificed 26 years ago alive and well. also aliens exist.
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- Part 2 of retrograde spin (amnesia ver.)
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03 May 2026
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Return To Me by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Apr 2026
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It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?
But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.
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Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.
Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.
Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.
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18 Apr 2026
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Gifts from the Earth by HeljaAstra
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 May 2026
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Gaea has been defeated at a high cost but casts one last act of vengeance down upon the heroes who destroyed her. If these children would rather be their godly parents’ favorites than live out their lives in safety then she will grant them their deepest wish.
For the earth exists everywhere and they will learn a very valuable lesson, no one should want to be a favorite of the gods.
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A Broken Pantheon Au where the Seven plus two additional characters are sent to an alternate Universe where the gods are incapable of having children.- Language:
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07 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family by gonzoclock
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
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07 Apr 2026
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Harry thought he knew who he was.
Then a blood test at Gringotts told him otherwise.
He went there for money, and left with a new name, a second homeland and contracts upon contracts.
He doesn’t understand all of it.
He does understand that if he plays everything right, he will have freedom.
And Harry craves freedom more than anything.
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English is not my first language, it's my 5th. I'm also writing this on a 10 year old MacBook that barely works anymore. Do whatever with that info.
I’ve been seeing lots of other authors have to do this and didn’t think we would ever get to this point: I do not use AI to write my fics, neither should you. Just get a spell checker, most of them give you options on how to reword entire sentences. Some free some not. Pirate a spell checker even idc. Make your own art or don’t make any at all. AI stands for Almost Intelligent (yes thats a The Pitt quote)
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29 Mar 2026
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In a fit of desperation, Remus writes out his childhood adventures and edits them for Muggle children. In the summer Harry turns nine, he writes out a letter to his favorite author asking him to send more copies of his books to the library. Marauder pranks ensue.
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28 Mar 2026
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He was her last remaining son. And the heir to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.
Of course Walburga didn’t leave him to rot in Azkaban.
Or the one where Sirius finds himself back in Grimmauld Place getting painful answers to the questions he'd been too proud to ask, with a mother he doesn't know how to talk to, raising a godson who refuses to talk at all. At least Moony's here, only it makes him cry to see how good he is with Orion.
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27 Mar 2026
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"It wasn’t from a book or comic or movie or anything; Radar woke up with the phrase in his head.
It was rattling around in there before he opened his eyes, before he was even awake enough to think about what he was thinking about. It was ricocheting off the walls of his skull like a live round. There must not have been a whole lot of friction in there because it didn’t seem to stop or slow down or anything. Didn’t seem to get any quieter either."
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20 Mar 2026
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Ethical Considerations for Magia in Psychology: A Case Study on the Long Term Effects of the Obliviate Charm by Usaigi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2026
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While some healers have hypotheses on the use of Obliviate, also known as the memory charm, as a treatment for neurological disorders, no research has ever been performed since the use of the memory charm on witches and wizards was banned by the Department of Wizard Welfare in some year (they forgot).
Not that Hope Lupin gave it any thought. Her only concern was the well-being of her sick son and supporting her husband’s research for a cure.
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07 Mar 2026
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28 Feb 2026
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Attack of the Octokittens (Summer Campers Edition) by DragonMaster_Shi
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
21 Sep 2023
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Alison tries to have a normal time settling into Camp Half-Blood for the summer. The winter campers have apparently adopted monster cats.
Or, how the octokittens are rediscovered
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- Part 7 of Once Upon a Time (in Camp Half-Blood)
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19 Feb 2026
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“Shove this nerf gun up your boyfriend’s arse” and other things you never thought you’d have to say as a landlord by ImTooLazyToo for High Noon Over Jamelot
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
07 Mar 2025
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“ChatGPT: Ivy. I swear to god if you lost my nerf gun because you wanted to annoy a 5’2 adult in a high vis vest that toy will not be the only thing that goes missing today
Designated Cleaner Of Messes: It went missing a couple of weeks ago. (._.)
ChatGPT: Thats really not the focus here”
A Mechs!Uni AU starring Dig Bick Brian, internet girlfriends, nerf guns, bushes of stringing nettles, and God knows what else. (That is a lie. God is dead and this killed him).
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12 Feb 2026
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He doesn't think much of it when the tiredness comes creeping. Sure, he sleeps more than usual, but he doesn't mind. Why not while away the time napping?
The pain doesn't feel very noteworthy either, not at first. Tim's head hurts nearly all the fucking time anyway, so why shouldn't the rest of him? He's probably making it out to be worse than it is, too, with all the time he has to think about it.When they run out of food on a long-haul trip between planets, Tim gets sick.
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10 Feb 2026
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The Mechs laugh at Jonny's co worker hating them by Alice20o1
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
02 Feb 2026
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Dead Space Pirates
First Mate: [Sent a video]
Freaky about ships: omg do they know?
First Mate: they don't
or a mechs/tma chatfic but with my personal headcanon that normal people don't really like the mechs but the avatars are like 'these bitches get me' altho in this one we only see the former and set in an au where Gerry Keay and Gertrude Robinson lives with the main archival crew working as her assistants.
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- Part 1 of el's tma fics
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11 Feb 2026
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Doctor Carmilla found another dead body, and she turned it into another new sibling, a brother this time. It's been centuries since Ivy joined the crew, and she's adapted well, but the Doc's been getting weird lately.
Brian's early mechanization, changing crew dynamics, and a scam pulled against a familiar face: All this and more face the crew of the Aurora, newly expanded.
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- Part 3 of Mechanization
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23 Jan 2026
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A Sadness Runs Through Him by SoftSilkCloud
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
12 May 2026
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After saving Jazz from the collapsing tunnel, Orion Pax had promptly passed out. When he woke back up, though, something was different. Something about him had changed. Something had changed the way he looked at his best friend.
And it broke D-16's spark to think about it.
Optimus Prime woke up as Orion Pax again, and though he panics at first, he realizes the opportunity at hand to fix where things went wrong. He wants to save D-16 from becoming Megatron and prevent the war that destroyed Cybertron. He would set things right this time, and he wouldn’t lose anyone else.
If only he would stop seeing those red optics on his best friend’s face.
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18 Jan 2026
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Jazz is a spy. His job is literally to find information on anything that might be of interest. And their little sparkling just caught his attention with the skills he hides behind that innocent seeming faceplate.
Formerly known as Secret Support, which is now the first chapter.
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26 Dec 2025
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How To Save The Galaxy One Meme At A Time by acdcatlas
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Nov 2022
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[ 212 Command ]
today
GEN Kenobi: im gonna fuck ur mum
GEN Kenobi: oh no
GEN Kenobi: wrong chat
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The Jedi open up their server to the clones. It takes a while, but eventually a certain Sith gets fucked over.
LONG, LONG HIATUSSeries
- Part 1 of Saving the Galaxy Through Humour
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- 6/?
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14 Dec 2025