Elder_Cryptid
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If your session leader had any sense, they explicitly banned sloppy interspecies makeouts. If you're anything like the average SBurb player, you've completely ignored that rule - or you plan to, anyway.
This text should hopefully serve as a useful guide for having those sloppy interspecies makeouts. Because trust me, its WAY more complicated than you'd think it would be.
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Turn the Wheel by The_Tertinator_Genesis
Fandoms: The Culture - Iain M. Banks, Ben 10 Series, Dune Series - Frank Herbert, The Time Machine - H. G. Wells, Children of Time Series - Adrian Tchaikovsky, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Sirens of Titan - Kurt Vonnegut, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Tempest - Shakespeare, The Power - Naomi Alderman
06 Aug 2025
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War between the Eloi and Ultimate Smatter contingent rages through space. Headed by the nameless Time Traveller, the Eloi eschew any attempts by Involved civilisations to aid soothe their combat with the blind trawl of the Nodan lifeform, the call of the 4th dimensional travel beckoning the We to undo their historical mistakes. Caught between the rock and hard place of both faction's human benefactors overriding the collective will of both species, the Culture has employed itself as power broker in the conflict, seeking desperately to extricate the personalities haunting Nod and the regressive attitudes of the victorian Time Traveller leading the Eloi to exclusive society.
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
25 May 2026
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🧬 **YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET IN THAT TIME MACHINE, BRO?** by ObeyMyCadence
Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies), Bill Nye the Science Guy, Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan, The Time Machine - H. G. Wells, Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
09 Jun 2025
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This isn’t sci-fi.
This isn’t a joke.
This is a warning.
Here’s the truth — whispered in labs, buried under NDAs, and white-papered out of the peer-reviewed journals:
> **You are not ready for what Earth used to be.**
> And you’re especially not ready for what we have *no record of at all.*
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
25 May 2026
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🧠 *ARCHIVE WARNING: DO NOT RETURN TO THE AGE OF MAN* by ObeyMyCadence
Fandoms: Original Work, No Fandom, Doctor Who, Bill & Ted (Movies), The Time Machine - H. G. Wells, Bill Nye the Science Guy
09 Jun 2025
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Their name, by their own tongue, was Homo sapiens.
But among our xenohistorians, they are classified as *Type-H*:
> “Reality-hostile apex organisms with recursive language functions and moral inconsistency capable of surviving spiritual trauma unassisted.”
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
25 May 2026
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two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. shenanigans ensue.
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
20 May 2026
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The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical Questionnaire for Buckeye Galvanists by King_of_Vinland
Fandoms: After the End - Fandom
23 Oct 2024
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The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical Questionnaire is a worldbuilding resource I found that I am going to fill out for the Galvanists (with focus on the Buckeyes specifically) to better flesh out the personal lifestyle of the region.
Various sensitive topics are discussed within the work, though there is no actual depictions of anything. Still, there is a note at the start of any chapter where these topics are discussed.
The full list I will be working off of is here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59381125/chapters/151437589- Language:
- English
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- 19/19
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- 16
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
16 May 2026