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sometimes, there's no proof; you just know by soggyraven
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jul 2024
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“Would—would you like to go?”
“Well—that—that would make me your date, Jon!” Martin gapes.
Jon’s finger stutters on where it traces the rim of the cup.
Jon has to go to a miserable charity auction, he asks Martin to go as his date. Little does Martin know, Jon's family are more than happy to give him away to him.
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04 May 2026
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Footage [REDACTED]: Missing Scenes from Cryptid Watch by TeaMoth11
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Apr 2026
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Missing and supplemental moments of Jon and Martin from Cryptid Watch.
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- Part 2 of Cryptid Watch AU
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12 Apr 2026
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Ever since the Quakes of 1818 there have been strange creatures known as cryptids that have been slipping onto earth. While acknowledged by the scientific community there is still a lot to learn about cryptids. Some are as common as raccoons while others have not been captured on film (yet). Join Jon, Martin, Tim, and Sasha as they travel the continental US filming for their show.
Sorry y'all it is just going to update when I have a chance.
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- Part 1 of Cryptid Watch AU
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12 Apr 2026
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The problem is, Jon can’t masturbate. Or they can, obviously, but they can’t finish. Jon has never been able to successfully bring himself to orgasm without a partner, not as a hormonal teenager, not as an even more hormonal adult, not ever. He can function just fine without it most of the time, but if it gets too out of hand then his libido refuses to be ignored, and it makes him very unhappy, to say the least.
He does feel bad for letting it get to him so much. It's embarrassing, first and foremost, that he's such a slave to his sex drive that it impacts how he treats people in entirely unrelated situations. But it's also just not the type of person he wants to be, horny or not. He is responsible for his words and his actions, and he needs to get a grip.Series
- Part 1 of to rest and trust
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29 Mar 2026
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“Tim,” Martin says one day, as abruptly as the lurching commuter train he takes to work each morning, “Does Jon—“ he cuts himself off, groping for a way to phrase the question that won’t seem utterly absurd; Tim stops, hand on the doorknob of the break room.
“Does Jon what?”
Martin tries not to fuss with his cuticles, the bowl of pasta salad in his hands suddenly unappetizing. “Does he eat?”
Jon’s far too old for this, and he knows it.
(Jon isn’t taking care of himself. Martin notices, and does his damnedest to help.)
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20 Mar 2026