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Each that we lose takes part of us by TinyPterodactyl
Fandom とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
04 Aug 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Coco & Qifrey (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Olruggio & Qifrey (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Agott & Coco (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Olruggio/Qifrey (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Coco & Iguin (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Qifrey (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Coco (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Agott (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Olruggio (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Tetia (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Richeh (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Brushbuddy (Witch Hat Atelier)
- Iguin (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Sasaran (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Coco Needs A Hug (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Qifrey Needs a Hug (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Character Study
- Hurt/Comfort
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier Manga Spoilers
- Spoilers!!
- I Cannot Stress SPOILERS!! Enough
- Found Family
- Ambiguous/Open Ending
- Dramatic Irony
- Grief/Mourning
- Recovery
- Memory Loss
- Confrontations
- Pining
- Tongari Boushi no Atelier Manga Spoilers
- Angst
Summary
A trio of fics exploring a brim!coco au :)
Crumbling is not an instant’s Act - Qifrey’s POV
A Fundamental Pause - Olruggio’s POV
A Borer in the Axis - Coco’s POV- Words:
- 10,367
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 13
Bookmarked by Function_Zero
15 Jul 2026
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chronic pain qifrey by YukensHairtie (TheSunshineDragon)
Fandom とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
08 Jun 2026
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Qifrey & Richeh (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Olruggio & Qifrey (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Qifrey & Tetia (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Coco & Qifrey (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Agott & Coco & Olruggio & Qifrey & Richeh & Tetia (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Olruggio (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Qifrey (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- the girls are here but in the background
- Richeh (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Tetia (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- rest of the girls are mentioned
- Coco (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Agott (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- the girls are in the background
- Hurt/Comfort
- Angst
- heat exhaustion
- Vomiting
- Everything Hurts
- Manga Spoilers
- Medical Inaccuracies
- Qifrey Has Chronic Pain
- for chapter 88 and on
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Richeh gets a hug
- Qifrey Needs a Hug (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Olruggio is a good friend
- Slice of Life
- Illnesses
- Pain
- Sickness
- Hospital
- Olruggio is StressedTM
- yes because of Qifrey
- Atelier as Family
- Richeh Needs A Hug
- Coco Needs A Hug (Tongari Boushi no Atelier)
- Coco gets a hug
- Qifrey and the art of being a parental figure
- from Chapter 88 on
- Grieving
- Olruggio is just concerned for Qifrey
- Temporary Blindness
- Panic Attacks
- Qifrey has PTSD
- Olruggio is just doing his best
Summary
Loosely inspired by Rose by The Oh Hellos
- Words:
- 12,016
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 42
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14 Jul 2026
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jealousy is a green monster that brought us together by klnk
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Apr 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ryland Grace/Eva Stratt
- Ryland Grace
- Eva Stratt
- Olesya Ilyukhina
- Carl (Project Hail Mary 2026)
- Yáo Li-Jie (Project Hail Mary)
- two idiots in love
- Ryland Grace gets the girls
- Eva Stratt needs her man
- Fluff
- Love Confessions
- Jealousy
- third thing but they're in love
- Happy Ending
- Denial of Feelings
- no beta we die like the chance of stratt and grace seeing each other again
- Ryland grace is a brat
- Ryland Grace is down bad for Eva Stratt
- Flirting
- Eva Stratt Needs a Hug
- and eva stratt is a brat-tamer
- Secret Relationship
- Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
- walk em like a dog
- smut if you squint your eyes
- Ryland Grace is Down Bad
- Angst
- Words:
- 18,681
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 33
Bookmarked by Function_Zero
26 May 2026
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Hail Mary, full of Grace (are you sure about this, Stratt?!) by princelokiofasgard, Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
- Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences
- Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- Gen, F/M
- Series in Progress
10 Jun 2026
- Major Character Death
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt
- Ryland Grace & Olesya Ilyukhina
- Ryland Grace & Yáo Li-Jie
- Ryland Grace & Olesya Ilyukhina & Yáo Li-Jie
- Lokken/Ryland Grace (Unrequited)
- Carl & Ryland Grace
- Lokken/Ryland Grace (one sided)
- Carl & Eva Stratt
- Eva Stratt & Lokkan
- Ryland Grace & Rocky
- Olesya Ilyukhina & Yáo Li-Jie
- Ryland Grace & Olesya Ilyukhina & Rocky & Yáo Li-Jie
- Rocky & Yáo Li-Jie (Project Hail Mary)
- Olesya Ilyukhina & Rocky
- Yao Li-Jie/his wife
- Martin DuBois/Annie Shapiro (Project Hail Mary)
- Eva Stratt & Ryland Grace & Olesya Ilyukhina & Rocky & Yao Li-Jie
- Ryland Grace
- Eva Stratt
- Ryland Grace's San Franciso Students (mentioned)
- Olesya Ilyukhina
- Yáo Li-Jie (Project Hail Mary)
- Stratt Vat
- Dr Lokken
- Carl (Project Hail Mary 2026)
- Dr. Lokken (Project Hail Mary)
- Dimitri Komorov (Project Hail Mary)
- Ryland Grace (mentioned)
- Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
- Various Unnamed Ocs who are there for plot reasons
- and plot reasons ONLY
- Yao's wife
- Yao's daughter
- Martin DuBois (mentioned)
- Annie Shapiro (mentioned)
- Original Characters
- Earth Crew
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Trigger Warning: Cancer
- Eva Stratt is maybe a bit OOC here
- But this is already canon divergent and also extremely self-indulgent
- Ryland Grace is a teacher
- And that is almost as important to the crew as being a scientist
- Teachers will save the world
- Medical Inaccuracies
- probably
- attempt at linguistic accuracy when accounting for transfer errors from Russian
- Major Character Death tag is canonical don't worry
- Aromantic Asexual Ryland Grace
- pre-launch
- Trigger: Mentions of Cancer
- I'm not sure where the idea of Lokken having a crush on Grace came from since it wasn't in the book as far as I could tell
- I mean I read the book and didn't notice but that could be the autism or maybe I just missed something
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- And also third-person limited at times
- shrugs
- Unreliable Narrator
- in that Ryland's opinions on religion/science relationship do not necessarily reflect my own
- Stratt can show some emotion
- as a treat
- He is a GOOD teacher and he loves it and that is so important to me
- As a teacher
- also becoming a teacher because it's convenient at the time and staying a teacher because it turns out you love it and it's what you're made to do?
- also me
- As a nerd this book and movie means a lot to me
- As a lover of human-made creations and not just letting cgi do everything this movie meant even more to me
- As a lover of complex morally grey female characters this book and movie meant even even more to me
- As a lver of the human capacity for love and friendship and goodness this book and movie meant even even even more to me
- As a teacher this movie and book meant the most to me
- Also tw child abuse
- The book doesn’t really mention his childhood
- so I am HC that it was bad for maximum angst potential
- Hurt with a splash of comfort
- is that a tag? It is now!
- Also Ryland gives his crew cute nicknames. I don’t make the rules
- Eva Stratt acts like a wet cat
- She learned from Ryland!
- Eva Stratt is not having a good time
- Eva Stratt Needs a Hug
- She does not get one
- Eva Stratt curses A LOT
- Hurt No Comfort
- Angst
- It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
- POV Eva Stratt
- Also Dr. Lokken a little bit
- I do not know her first name
- sorry - Freeform
- Was it in the book? Maybe
- aroace ryland grace
- Aromantic Asexual Eva Stratt
- it’s not mentioned but it’s implied
- Autistic Ryland Grace
- Autistic Eva Stratt
- Again not mentioned but it’s there and I want you to know
- Also she may have killed a man but that’s neither here nor there
- Also sorry Cacéres
- you’re catching strays
- it’s not your fault that Eva Stratt doesn’t like you I promise
- Trigger warning: Medical stuff
- Medical Innacuracies
- Also musical innaccuracies
- I tried to drop headcanon lore about Rocky's language
- But I know very little about Music
- Lots of Linguistics though!
- Languages and Linguistics
- I really need to research more about how transfer errors effect Russian ESOL speakers
- because right now I'm probably making some mistakes with Olesya's English
- I have a HC that her English is very utilitarian and she chooses not to faff about with the finer details
- even though she could get it right if she could be bothered
- she jsut has more important things on her mind
- valid
- But yeah anways point is that I've not had a ton of experience with Russian ESOL speakers
- And I should do more research but golly I do lots of research already
- so for now just deal with it I guess
- Anyway Olesya my giiiiirrrl
- Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
- Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
- Rocky is like 'I have had this human for less than two weeks but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this tunnel and then myself'
- Ryland is catching strays for his shitty compling skills
- Mixing book canon and movie canon
- and changing what parts about Ryland's life he remembers for comedic purposes
- not super relevant but I want you to know
- Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
- Medical Procedures
- Medical Trauma
- Rocky is very protective of Grace
- Team Dynamics
- Team as Family
- and it shows
- "We woke up late from our coma and now an alien has pack bonded with our friend"
- A memoir by Olesya Ilyukhina and Yao Li-Jie
- POV Third Person
- POV Alternating
- Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
- POV Third Person Plural
- Except she doesn't so much haunt the narrative as boss the narrative around from light years away
- Olesya Ilyukhina likes dirty jokes and hates fishing
- Yao Li-Jie is SUCH a dad
- Ryland Grace Acts Like a Wet Cat
- Trigger warnings for mild illusions to medical trauma
- Biology Inaccuracies
- All the innaccuracies basically
- Definitely religious inaccuracies as well
- Author is Jewish writing with catholic metaphors
- Catholic Eva Stratt
- Hail Mary Prayer
- Brief references to childhood abuse
- Ryland Grace Is Not Having a Good Time
- Olesya Ilyukhina is not having a good time
- Yao Li-Jie is not having a good time
- Rocky is not having a good time either
- basically nobody is having a good time
- Hail Mary accent
- also I’m taking some liberties even in my own field of science (linguistics) during this series so be warned
- compling is not my specialty so especially the translator bits
- those are designed more around fitting with the narrative than actually reflecting hypothetical programming abilities for alien language translators
- Fluff
- some plot mostly fluff
- I've shenaned once and Now I will Shenanigan!!!
- Russian-isms
- Lesbian Olesya Ilyukhina
- Ryland Grace's ridiculous alternate swears
- Ryland Grace would like to stop catching strays for his terrible compling skills
- Olesya Ilyukhina will not let that happen
- adults acting like children
- having a little fun while saving the world
- Ryland Grace does not think his previous cardiac arrest is a big deal
- his family/crew is happy to disabuse him of this notion
- mentions of medical trauma
- Self-Worth Issues
- hand-wavy science
- Scientific Inaccuracies
- Suicidal thoughts ???
- Not really sure if being willing to die counts but like
- just in case
- Ryland Grace is a Leaky Space Blob
- Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
- He gets many!
- Rocky Loves Ryland Grace
- this baby can fit so much fluff and angst and silliness in it
- Fluff and Angst
- Hurt/Comfort
- It's who he is dammit!
- Have I put some of my personal distaste towards some aspects of academia in this fic?
- YES!
- Have I put my own thoughts about how much we as primary education teachers are undervalued into Ryland Grace's mouth?
- Also yes!!!
- Listen K-12 teachers are JUST as important as college professors even though we're shit on near-constantly
- metaphorically and also occasionally literally
- Do you know how GOOD you have to be at teaching to explain things to kids in a way that they get?
- Professors are important and have to be good at their jobs but it's not 'harder' than teaching kids
- if anything it's a bit easier because you don't have to simplify the material to the same degree and for the most part everyone wants to be there
- and you're not responsible for their emotional well-being and teaching them how to person as well as teaching them science and math and literature
- so yeah teachers are like the most important people ever and our jobs are valuable and Ryland Grace loves being a MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER g-ddamit
- thank you for attending my rant
- HUMAN-MADE WORK
- AI could never
- I was using em dashes before AI was even a twinkle in some tech bros eye
- AND I WILL CONTINUE TO USE THEM FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
- Ryland Grace does not curse but I sure as hell do
- Mix of book and movie canon
- Ryland Grace Does Not Swear
- Fluff and Humor
- snapshots from an intergalactic roadtrip
- this is very silly y'all
- not quite crack but getting close
- i mean probably
- I don't know enough about medical accuracies so from that I'm assuming that there are inaccuracies
- But Maybe I have been accidentally Competent
- Name My OCs?
- Not in this Fandom!
- They might accidentally become important and thus get sent to space
- It's really better for them if they're one-dimensional
- and they don't have enough personality to care anyway
- ISS | International Space Station
- I cannot stress enough how a lot of these happenings are probably just as innaccurate as the court room scene in the book
- but suspend your disbelief and enjoy the fic
- I mean there's an alien and he's literally a Rock so who cares?
- If the answer is 'you' then keep your mouth shut
- because the rest of us want to be as delusional as Lokken's crush on Ryland Grace
- No spoilers but she just might get one!
- Olesya Ilyukhina has ADHD
- she's an engineer this cannot POSSIBLY come as a surprise to you
- on that note
- Does Rocky have Eridian adhd question
- probably statement
- This is a little silly and very self-indulgent
- very little plot only fluff
- but I wrote An Angst earlier so I deserve it
- Maybe this borders on crack but I like to think it's in character?
- Zillow listings as a point of contention
- Eva Stratt does NOT share well
- Neither does Rocky
- Yao is very dad adn has very dad anxieties
- slaps roof of team
- these babies are all so codependent
- Yao's wife is an angel she's so understanding
- Yao's daughter is a little menace it's no wonder Yao immediately imprinted on Ilyukhina
- Yao's family uses copious pet names because I said so
- Possessive Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
- Everyone looking at Ryland Grace
- What do you MEAN we have to share?
- Sharing a Bed
- Like just for sleeping
- Ryland Grace's San Francisco apartment
- Platonic Male Trophy Wife Ryland Grace
- Eva Stratt looking at her 'dead wife montage'
- Guess I won't be needing this anymore
- Olesya Ilyukhina is a Menace
- I love her your honor
- Domestic Fluff
- Social Media Menace Olesya Ilyukhina
- very brief reference to childhood abuse
- these are getting so fluffy it's honestly a little embarassing for me whoops
- Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts
- whoops i've shenanagained
- The Hail Mary Accent (Project Hail Mary)
- Multimedia Fic
- Tweet Fic
- It's Olesya's tweets
- everyone else is only mentioned - Freeform
- Found Family
- Family Fluff
- Well Except Shapiro and DuBois
- RIP to those freaky bastards
- Yao is so Girl-Dad
- Words:
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- 15
- Bookmarks:
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22 May 2026
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Jack Abbot/Michael "Robby" Robinavitch
- Jack Abbot (The Pitt)
- Michael "Robby" Robinavitch
- Dennis Whitaker
- Trinity Santos
- Samira Mohan
- Melissa "Mel" King
- Victoria Javadi
- Parker Ellis
- John Shen (The Pitt)
- Kiara Alfaro
- Lena (The Pitt)
- Raymond Javadi
- Rick
- Frank Langdon
- Yolanda Garcia
- Cassie McKay
- Mateo Diaz
- Jesse Van Horn
- Found Family
- Homelessness
- Trauma
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- boarding house au
- Bullying
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Protective Jack Abbot (The Pitt)
- Trinity Santos Needs a Hug
- Diabetic Dennis Whitaker
- Protective Samira Mohan
- Parental Jack Abbot (The Pitt)
- Parental Michael "Robby" Robinavitch
- Dennis Whitaker Needs a Hug
- Self-Harm
- Therapy
- Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
- Protective Trinity Santos
- Past Child Abuse
- Diabetic Ketoacidosis
- Hypoglycemia
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- Implied/Referenced Drug Use
- Yolanda Garcia Needs a Hug
- mentioned child death
- Implied/Referenced Abuse
- Dreams and Nightmares
- Traumatized Trinity Santos
- Protective Jack Abbot
- Dennis Whitaker is a Brat
- Discussions of Death
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Post-PittFest (The Pitt)
- Michael "Robby" Robinavitch Needs a Hug
- Jack Abbot Has PTSD (The Pitt)
- War
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- Words:
- 62,055
- Works:
- 19
- Bookmarks:
- 118
Bookmarked by Function_Zero
19 Feb 2026