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“It just… hasn’t been a good day,” she admits, trying to turn away but Lucifer’s hand over her cheek doesn’t let her hide.
“May I try to make it better then?” He asks, offering her the large bouquet of roses in her favorite shade of red with a wide smile.
To fall in love with the Devil, what a foolish thing to do. To want the things that she does, even more so.And yet, the feelings that have been echoing in her through all the time they have been together give her now that tiny ray of hope that perhaps starting today, they won’t have to feel the bitter disappointment ever again.
This fic was written with Female Alastor Week in mind, combining days 6&7 and containing the bedtime routine and nsfw/free day prompts
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To put it bluntly, Lucifer is fucking stressed.
There's the move, the rebuilt hotel, and oh! Fucking heaven deciding to break every last rule they agreed on.
Not to mention there's a certain someone intent on getting on his very last nerve.
What he needs is a way to relax and finally let off a bit of steam...
Aka, the spa-based fic I've had in my notes for a literal year that I've finally indulged in. Warning for very little plot and *Slaps fic* this baby can fit so many porno tropes in it. You've been warned.
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- Part 12 of Radioapple one shots and short(er) stories
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Demon Summoning: Triple Check Your Latin by PhoenixArising for Irimiel
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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Alastor's life is good. His true crime podcast does well enough to support him, and if there isn't any interesting murders available, he can always change that. But he knows his luck won't hold forever, so he decides to make a deal with the devil. Unfortunately for him, the spell he found was mis-transcribed, and instead of sending the demon home after making their deal, he instead binds him to Earth, trapped in a human body and nearly powerless. He'll be able to send him home, eventually, but for now he's stuck with a roommate who doesn't know how to turn the shower on and sings while he makes pancakes. It's going to be a long couple of months...
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The story of when a deer demon and a weird ass cat fight for Lucifer's attention, and how Alastor's ego can't handle a challenge.
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
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Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25
