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    The Rune Blade brought Scott to his perfect afterlife- brother uncorrupted, parents alive, Jimmy likes him back- but what does perfection actually look like? And what is it like to try and live it?

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    Headcanons of various characters backstories, perspectives that we didn't see in Same Dish, Just With An Added Chef, and more!

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    This is a side story set after the events of 'The Right Substitution is Key' and probably won't make sense if you don't read that first!

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    Karma has come to collect, but not in the way Jason Todd ever thought it would.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Batman’s Adoption Problem by AddictedApple (WorkID: 57314941)

    Summary: This is a side story set after the events of 'The Right Substitution is Key' and probably won't make sense if you don't read that first!

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    Karma has come to collect, but not in the way Jason Todd ever thought it would.

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    13 Mar 2026

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    The Right Substitution is Key by AddictedApple (WorkID: 56964160?view_full_work=true)

    Summary: “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    “Should we get married?” Paul asks Della, concern knitting his brow. “I've always wanted to be Mr. Street."

    “Why didn't we think of this before I got pregnant?” she laments, rubbing her forehead.

    Perry takes her hand and squeezes it while Paul starts the engine. She smiles at him and kisses his cheek, wiping away the lipstick there.

    “I love you both,” he says as if that was the solution.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Bundle of Joy by ToughAndGenerous57 (WorkID: 54024157)

    Summary: “Should we get married?” Paul asks Della, concern knitting his brow. “I've always wanted to be Mr. Street."

    “Why didn't we think of this before I got pregnant?” she laments, rubbing her forehead.

    Perry takes her hand and squeezes it while Paul starts the engine. She smiles at him and kisses his cheek, wiping away the lipstick there.

    “I love you both,” he says as if that was the solution.

  4. Rec 4

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    I recently reread 'The Case of The Grinning Gorilla' and was inspired to write. It's just a bit of fluff with a touch of spice. What happened after Perry Mason read then hid Della Street's fortune?

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Gorilla's Fortune by damecross (WorkID: 2599085)

    Summary: I recently reread 'The Case of The Grinning Gorilla' and was inspired to write. It's just a bit of fluff with a touch of spice. What happened after Perry Mason read then hid Della Street's fortune?

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    A whole bucket of angst and a dreadful pun.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Doubt by pearbean (WorkID: 20804129?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_1114954201)

    Summary: A whole bucket of angst and a dreadful pun.