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    In a world where Phoenix Wright loses his badge but doesn’t gain a daughter, he winds up in the arms of Kristoph Gavin. Or maybe Kristoph is trapped with him. Or maybe Miles Edgeworth has damned them all to hell.

    It really depends on who you ask.

     

    (Also know as: Spectators AU)

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    A remixed AU where Phoenix and Miles are superhero and supervillain enemies, complete with power shenanigans, campy fighting, and lots of aphrodisiac elixirs.

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    A very specific universe where Bill and Mike have an Alaskan King mattress, and Bill always goes to bed wearing Mike’s shirts from the day before.

    All of these can be read as a stand alone in an “everyone lives nobody dies, canon divergent” headspace.

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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    she sputters, blinking at chloe like a deer caught in headlights- an idiom which only serves to remind her of how chloe sees her, how she’d once said max was her sweet little doe, all trembly and weak after chloe had wrung four consecutive orgasms out of her. she squeezes her thighs together, irritated at how, even dosed with shrooms and in immediate danger with no chance of rewinding, she has a one-track chloe price mind. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t-“

    “no, I meant…” chloe laughs, a loud, boisterous thing that makes max feel warm all over. “I meant, yes, it was on purpose. just a little bit.”

     

    or: max should really focus on the fire, but she can't stop thinking about how chloe had said deeply and thoroughly fucked

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Sanji's bad day starts with shipwrecking on an uncharted island and ends with being presented as a new bride for the islanders' local god. A god who turns out to not be a god at all and who is having a pretty bad day of his own.

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    05 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “Marimo,” he said flatly, “just because you’ve never had good oral doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist. Which I could fucking prove to you if you’d just let me.”

    “Why should I?” Zoro asked, crossing his arm with a scowl. “Give me one good reason. Other than saying it’ll feel good, because quite frankly, I don’t buy that.”

    For a second Sanji’s expression went so thunderous Zoro thought he might actually start a fight, but then a second later it morphed into a crooked little smirk that Zoro didn’t like one bit.

    “What’s the matter, mosshead?” he said slyly. “Too chickenshit to let me try?”

    In which Sanji finds out Zoro's never had good oral, and—much to Zoro's annoyance—insists on reciprocating all the recent blowjobs he's been getting by properly eating him out.

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    24 May 2025

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    It was that first time, just once, murmured against Sanji's mouth with his hand tight around Sanji’s cock that Zoro said, “Fuck, you're such a slut for it.”

    And it was Sanji’s first fatal mistake to moan in response because it's only gone downhill from there.

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    Zoro talks a lot in bed, but if that’s the only way he communicates, then of course no talking gets done at all.

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    17 Apr 2025