IneffableDistortion
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And Low Moons stud the walls In Gold by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale is the only priest in the small village of Tadfield, or at least that's the job he probably should be doing. He's much more fond of being left alone with his books, very overgrown church-grounds, and pretty much abandoned church. But, when the local Satanists mistakenly summon a very shadowy, snakey demon in said church, he finds he's stuck with company.
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Somewhere around the time when the blackberries in the hedgerow turned dark and sumptuous, the demon began sporadically appearing behind him whenever he turned-
“Crowley! For god’s sake” his sudden appearance had caused him to knock over a glass bottle he’d filled with water, and placed a clover cutting in several weeks ago. it had been growing roots quite wonderfully.“I don’t do anything for Her sake angel”
He was bothersome. The quirk of his lips, the angle at which his hips jutted, the appraisal of his yellow eyes. Bothersome. The bottle and clover righted itself without his acknowledgement. Aziraphale glanced up on impulse, as if there would be some retribution in the sunlit clouds drifting slowly across the ether. He shook himself.
“You’re being silly, Crowley”
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“Nrrgh ‘m sorry, really, and I’m not um- pretending? I didn’t mean to- Rrghkk” Aziraphale’s expression flickered, and his eyes snapped up, searching Crowley’s face. It displayed only remorse. The demon shuffled awkwardly and pushed his glasses further up his nose, looking away.
Oh. Aziraphale breathed in, letting realisation wash over him. It felt like drowning.
He truly didn’t remember
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The Creation of Gingerbread Angels by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2024
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God is floating in the endless abyss, and it feels... very, very lonely. There's no-one to talk to, no-one to even quietly observe from afar, and She finds She doesn't like being so alone. And that gives Her infinite ideas. What to make first out of an entire universe folded neatly into her mind? She thinks She'll start with the Angels, if She doesn't get distracted...
Or: A fic concept mixed with so, so many headcanons for God's way of thinking about things
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An Open Sky of Fire by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2024
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My TMA au of Good Omens! (Metatron and Jurgen Lietner warnings. They're only mentioned but they do induce rage so cw)
Aziraphale is an avatar of The Vast with a love for books (and Lietners, but unlike some he's sensible about them.) And Crowley is an Avatar of The Desolation with a love for Aziraphale.
When Aziraphale rejects his offer to run away to Alpha Centuri, and a very upset Crowley tries to find him only to see the bookshop on fire, he assumes it's his fault.
(There is a time skip from the end of the pub scene to the end of the Apocalypse prevention, I hope it all makes sense and that you enjoy!! :] ♡)
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Flowers are better than your Tears my dear by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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(Tw blood and internal pain)
Or: Aziraphale thinks demons can't love, and Crowley's resigned himself to physically pining away, coughing up white roses for loyalty and innocence, and red gardenias for secret love. I promise a happy ending though! :]
Or: Season 2's ending devastated me and it took me this long to pick up the courage and actually write something, I really hope you enjoy it!!
P.S I typed this up on my phone, so the format will probably look better if you read this on your phone rather than a laptop. Sorry for any inconvenience :(
(Also when there's a double paragraph break with '...' it's a change of pov :])
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Angels, Demons, and Teenagers by SawyerSolros
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
21 Sep 2025
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It's 1997, and the mostly good angel Aziraphale and his reluctant demon Crowley encounter Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who is visiting England on a school trip. Of course, since she's Buffy, vampire-related troubles follow her, and somehow the angel and demon get swept up in helping her. However, Aziraphale and Crowley are both a bit distracted by some confusing feelings they've both been having... but it's probably nothing, anyway.
It's kind of a combo of 90s cliche American snark and quirky British humor.
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- Part 1 of Cloudy Omens
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Behind Closed Doors (and Locked Ones) by Joanofart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Mar 2026
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A missing book, a locked closet, and two professors who’d rather prank each other than admit they might be a little more than adversaries.
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
07 Oct 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
on my third reread and i cannoooot lose this precious fic againn
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A mixture of boredom and outrage at being dumped led to wilful misuse of the office printer. A day later, Crowley found himself in the awful student bar near work listening to break up stories, getting drunk on pissy beer.
But despite all expectation, he was having a great time. There was nothing like other people’s problems to put yours in perspective. He was already congratulating himself on an excellent idea, when a new arrival suddenly made the evening much more interesting.
A meet cute in a real student bar in London, and Crowley has always been a "glass half full" sort of guy.
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In Which Crowley Gets Married and Doesn’t Realize it, like a Big Buffoon by Sequesters
Fandoms: Good Omens (Musical)
21 Aug 2026
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In which Crowley gets married and doesn't realize it, like a big buffoon.
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
28 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
words can't express my love for this fic <33333
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Crowley makes a harmless wager with Aziraphale. Just a little matter of a King's immortal soul.
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
28 Sep 2026
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omgomgomgomgggomgomg it's so perfect