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"Go elsewhere?" she murmured back.
"… not necessarily. Scam or not, I find myself intrigued by this supposedly scholarly attempt at analyzing love. Intrigued, and skeptical."
"Well, skeptical or not, I wouldn't want to stifle your curiosity."
"Perish the thought."
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Or: Maeve and Gale take Zethino's love test and things go very, very wrong.
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Mensah had gotten halfway through the wall's blood spatter when Arada appeared, hollow-eyed and shaking a bit, like the environmental controls were down. Her hands were steady enough on the mop though. Minutes later Pin-Lee followed. They took up the bucket, turned as if to leave the habitat and dump it, then set it right back down, staring into the red depths.
"So," they said. "We going to talk about it?"
"You mean SecUnit?" Ratthi asked.
"No, you idiot, I mean the fact that SecUnit blew up a woman's head!"
Or: The aftermath of a murder.
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Ne Plus Ultra by ItsClydeBitches
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jun 2025
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They say it takes a village to raise a child. The whole of class 1-A is just going to have to settle for Yagi and Aizawa.
(A drabble collection focusing on the in-between moments of BNHA)
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One shot collection of domestic moments between the player character and (mostly) the Hogwarts Professors. A brief summary for each drabble will appear at the chapter's start.
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Tala stretched back out onto her cot and bared her neck with such ease you'd think she'd fed a hundred vampires across a hundred years. There was something positively wanton about the act and it had nothing to do with her reclined position, or sleep clothes, or the private stillness of the camp. Instead, intimacy oozed out of how relaxed she was, every muscle in her body a river that flowed, but did not freeze. Astarion knelt over her prone form with fangs protruding in the moonlight and Tala smiled. She truly did trust him.
Gods. This woman was stupid.
Lucky him.
Or: Astarion learns that there are many ways to care for someone (even if he can't admit it yet).
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“What are you doing?” Charlie whispered.
Alastor grinned. “Why, we’re engaging in the only civilized entertainment to be found in this rinky-dink hotel: making deals, of course.”
That caught Charlie’s attention.
But Husk was waving off her horrified protest before it even left her mouth. “I’m a gambling addict who’s already sold my soul to the bastard. What have I got to lose?”
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“Why... hmm. Okay, real quick: what’s an old-timey way of saying someone is full of shit?”
Charlie blinked up at him innocently, probably overdoing it a tad, but after a week of hearing him disparage her dreams as “wacky nonsense” she couldn’t bring herself to care. Not too much, anyway.
“Why, I’d say the sod is full of hot air! A far classier image than the one you’ve just conjured.”
“Then you’re full of hot air, Alastor.” Charlie grinned.
Or: Charlie wants everyone to know that she didn't invite the Radio Demon into her home without precautions.
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"But loneliness that deep gets into the marrow. Now that I’m here - among friends - I can feel it burning out of me. Little by little, step by step."
A one-shot collection focusing on the found family dynamics of our favorite disaster party. Contains gen works as well as various gn!Tav pairings / origin pairings (non-explicit). Each chapter has its own summary, pairing info, and word count for easy browsing.
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Trent grows his hair out. Roy comments.
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Join narrator Trent Crimm as he follows one of the world's most magnificent creatures, the Himbo, capturing never-before-seen moments within AFC Richmond.
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In a desperate attempt to save his failing marriage, multi-millionaire entrepreneur Ted Lasso moves his family to Richmond, England, the well-to-do countryside where the locals say things like "indubitably" and parties are conducted with too many, tiny forks.
Ted thinks that Michelle's growing distance and his own lack of etiquette are enough to contend with, thanks, but then Henry starts talking about ghosts in their new home... Good thing his handsome writer neighbor knows what's what! Unfortunately for Trent, he was expecting Ted to run off once he realized the hauntings were real, not learn to love his ghosts.
... or him.
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The Diamond Dogs, a group of men committed to supporting each other and sharing their most intimate thoughts, feelings, and experiences.
Fully settled in at Richmond and emboldened by Ted's support, Trent wants to challenge the "men" part.
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This just in, his mind whispered, tone both exacerbated and snide. Local ex-journalist enamored with middle-aged man writing in a journal. Can his life get any more pathetic? Tune in at 11:00 to find out!
Fuck, but he shouldn’t have drank last night. Coming out to Colin had been bad enough. Pairing that with alcohol, mere hours before he’d spend the day in an enclosed space with Ted Lasso, was stupidity, plain and simple.
Still, nothing to do but shoulder ahead. So Trent cleared his throat, wincing at how rough his voice was.
“Penny for your thoughts?”
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With AFC Richmond hosting their very own biographer, Ted wants to update his contact list to include one Mr. Independent.
Unfortunately, that means Trent must undergo the mortifying ordeal of taking a selfie.
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Spriggs seemed to read the dilemma on Izzy’s face. “You could always get them socks,” he said, lips twitching.
“I could always serve them your head on a silver platter.”
“Oh no, and try to compete with Roach’s soufflé? Don’t be silly, Dizzy.”
In which there is a holiday party on The Revenge and Izzy doesn't know what the fuck to get his boyfriends. -
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In a world where Izzy never challenged Stede to a duel, the crew of The Revenge have spent the last couple of months sailing the Caribbean in a state of almost contentment. Sure, there’s a shipload of feelings unacknowledged, but that’s just fine, right?
Trouble begins when a routine visit to Spanish Jackie’s brings to light Ed’s matelotage to Anne Bonny, her desire to rekindle that old flame… and the fact that she’s not taking no for an answer. Stede, well-meaning and just a little bit stupid, tries to fix things with a lie: Ed is married to him now.
Oh, and they’re both dating Izzy.
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The result of their monthly visits to Jim's Nana was a generous stock of fruit, more than enough to share even if Stede hadn’t been inclined towards good manners. That was natural for the Gentleman Pirate, yes? So it was nothing at all to offer Izzy the last of his orange, wrapped in an embroidered silk handkerchief to keep his fingers clean.
The inconsequential nature of the gesture made it all the more shocking when Izzy flinched, staring at the orange as if Stede had just offered him salvation, not a bit of fruit.
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Written for the High Seas event! Each chapter will include one of the prompts. Updated daily until the event is over.
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A collection of the drabbles I wrote during the OFMD Party.
Chapters 1-4: Modern AU Izzy (with about a decade of therapy under his belt) meets Stede on the tube.
Chapter 5: Erotic romance author Ed has a chat with his illustrator Stede about the cover of his upcoming book.
Chapter 6: Stede accidentally summons a demon. While making marmalade.
Chapter 7: Lucius attempts to cheer Izzy up in a very... Lucius way.
Chapter 8: The Revenge reflects on her captain and her crew.
Chapter 9: Ed commissions a gift for Stede. Izzy is involved against his will.
Chapter 10: A poem about Izzy's devotion. -
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On the one-month anniversary of whatever the fuck they’d now become, Stede had Buttons track down a luxury vessel, ordered Jim to hold their captain at knife-point, and politely asked Wee John to move his oversized bed into their quarters. Izzy oversaw Black Pete’s installation of the new addition while Ed made fun of Stede’s process—Is it really a gift if everyone else is doing the work, mate? The end result was the same though. After a day’s hard labor and some lighthearted squabbling, they finally had a bed big enough for three.
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“Izzy…?” Ed asked. He held out a hand, wiggling his fingers.
“No.”
“You know you want to show Stede how it’s done.”
Izzy pretended to consider the offer, then sneered. He even took a sip of his drink. Bonnet’s head was snapping back and forth between them, eyes wide and mouth just slightly agape. Almost there.
“I can make it an order.”
There it is.***
Kinkememe fill for Ed and Izzy tavern dancing together.