Jaded_Satanist



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    Robert Robertson never wanted to be an omega. It got in the way, complicated things. That's why he's been on suppressants since he presented. Seventeen years later and his body is breaking under the strain. He needs to stop taking them. Robert isn't good at taking care of himself on the best of days. How is he supposed to deal with the challenge of learning how to deal with his secondary gender?

    Herman has always liked his boss. He thinks Robert is a great man, a great hero. Robert is kind and patient and understanding and always makes Herm's day better, so when Robert reveals that he's an omega Herman's instincts go into overdrive. He wants to care for Robert, in whatever form the other man will accept.

    In which Robert finds it difficult to accept help but Waterboy persists.

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    Steve was still adjusting. Definitely not quite back to normal – probably wouldn’t ever be normal again, if he were honest with himself – but he was on his way to something normal adjacent, and that had to count for something.

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    As Steve navigates the complicated twists and turns and backslides of recovery, he slowly learns what it's like to have people he can rely on. It's a novel concept.

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    Izuku falls to his knees, gasping, struggling for air. He can vaguely register the shouting of his neighbors, the alien language coming out shrill and high pitched, even while muffled by Izuku’s own racing heart. His left hand is still holding the bars in a white-knuckled, throbbing grip, the fingernails on his right hand scratching at the metal floor below him.
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    Cut off from humanity and forced to rely only on each other, Midoriya Izuku and Shinso Hitoshi have their work cut out for them. Midoriya is clever, intelligent, and a quick study. Shinso knows what it takes to survive with nothing but himself to rely on. Together, they are the perfect match to make it back home. Except for the fact that they happened to be kidnapped by alien pirates, and they have no knowledge of the worlds beyond their solar system. The universe is an unforgiving place, and, as they will soon learn, an extremely dangerous one as well.

    What will it take to make it home? What are they willing to sacrifice? And are they prepared to leave behind the friends they make along the way?
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    Or: Midoriya and Shinso get kidnaped by aliens and trapped in space, where they show the universe why humans are space orcs.

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    Ten years ago, a boy with amber-brown eyes saves Herm's life.

    Now, the same man offers to tie his tie for him, the smile in his eyes exactly the same as it was when he was younger. And when the same man, with the same smile, offers a spot for him on the team...

    There's really not much Herm can say about it. He's by no means the most eloquent person in the world, and he's certainly no good at expressing his feelings. But there's one thing he knows for certain.

    He's so screwed.

    (Alternatively: the waterboy route everyone wanted.)

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    Izuku did it, he was finally graduating! His class would be the first to properly enter the Galactic Community, starting off by joining alien crews and exploring alien planets at the very capable age of 18.
    However, Izuku's crew isn't exactly welcoming at the start… Despite this, Izuku is excited to start his life in the stars, if only he could stop accidentally scaring his crew…

    [Bit more info, this fic will be a kind of 'adventure if the week' kind of thing with no overarching story. Just the crew going from planet to planet, some undiscovered snd dangerous, others safe and civilized. Come join Izuku and his new alien crew to see all the hijinks, silliness, and shenanigans they get up to.]

    also name is a wip, feel free to suggest one xD

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    08 Dec 2025