JerseyDragons
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'Cherri Cola was designed in a lab to fit perfectly in a cuck chair' by JerseyDragons
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
27 Dec 2025
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What it says on the tin, really.
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- Part 6 of JD's One-Off Danger Days Fics
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Orpheus' Head Bobs in the Ocean (i admit it takes one to know one) by JerseyDragons
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Dec 2025
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After that summer, the summer filled with all the ways you could hurt another person without killing them, the group grew apart.Terezi and Karkat had grabbed each other as you do a life preserver on a sinking ship, digging claws into each other and kicking as fast as they could to get as far away from the wreck of their childhood as possible. It gave them someone to know and hate and love and blame that they could stand to be in the same room as.
They’d moved and gotten jobs and gone to school and dropped out of school and had horrible tense conversations with Vriska and Sollux and Kanaya and Nepeta and then got married at town hall with none of those people attending.
They survived and they were living, and most days breathing wasn’t too hard. They were grown now, when neither of them had entirely expected to be. They fought, but not earth-shakingly. They loved with bite in it, and they both occasionally thought about other people but each was very aware of this fact, so it only got brought up in the nastiest of fights. They were good.
Just different than Terezi had thought it would be.And then Gamzee Fucking Makara shows up.
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- Part 1 of JD's Humanstuck
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“We got married in ’74, the rabbi was there, we were all extraordinarily drunk, you were wearing blue, it was beautiful.”
An elaboration on the wedding Susie mentioned in my last fic
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Prettiest Thing I Ever Stole by JerseyDragons
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
16 Aug 2025
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Killjoys are meddlers and heroes and busybodies and thieves. They helped who they want and damn who they hate and do what they need to do to see tomorrow.
Sometimes that means you smuggled scared kids outta Batt City work camps.
Sometimes that means you spent two months picking oranges to pay for a friend’s surgery.
Sometimes it means you got paid to kill a guy who hadn’t payed a tab in ten years and found that skipping out on bills wasn’t his worst crime. Sometimes you found that he had a grown kid he’d been beating on, and that kid jumped in the car the second he saw his uncle were dead. Sometimes that kid took to killjoy business like The Kid had to bike racing. Sometimes, sometimes, Ghoul was the prettiest thing Jet had ever stole.
His long hair streaming behind him with his head out a car window.
His lovely scarred hands throwing bombs and grabbing The Kid’s elbow as they ran for their lives.
His shining eyes and the way they linger on Jet’s commitment bracelet like he’s scared of it.---
Some bits and pieces from how Jet and Ghoul met in this 'verse.Series
- Part 5 of JD's One-Off Danger Days Fics
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Not the Moon, not the Screen, Look at Me by JerseyDragons
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), My Chemical Romance, Long Live the Black Parade Tour - Fandom
11 Aug 2025
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It's the same, every time.
Recent series
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JD's One-Off Danger Days Fics by JerseyDragons
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), Incarceron Series - Catherine Fisher
27 Dec 2025
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What it says on the tin! All of these are stand alone AUs/stories that have nothing to do with each other or my various other DD timelines/stories.
Edit: Useless Advice is technically in the same timeline as my other fic Count to Seventeen, but they dont have any bearing on each other so I'm counting Useless Advice as a standalone until and unless I write more in that timeline.- Words:
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The Marvelous Mrs. Myerson Extended Universe by JerseyDragons
Fandom: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV)
16 Aug 2025
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Masks and Mailboxes 'verse by JerseyDragons
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
04 Jul 2025
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'Verse where Jet and Party are killed by BLind pre-canon but Ghoul and Kobra survive to raise The Girl
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Goddess, Priestess, Supplicant by JerseyDragons
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
29 May 2025
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The reds grow brighter. Brighter and brighter and brighter, until all of the world is a white-hot pain. Blood streaks down from her sockets, blistering the tip of her snout.
The world’s ending, she thinks.
The blinding of Terezi Pyrope and its aftermath.
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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The one where moirails will have to plead that it was a crime of passion before His Honorable Tyranny the night after they piled so filthily it caused an interdimensional controversy. by ADeadBody for Bujor
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Sep 2025
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"Your blood pusher flips in your chest and your face goes bright cullworthy red. Not a single one of your pale fantasies came even close to being as perversely graphic as this. No amount of hardcore pale porn with waif thin and real sick pale porn stars could have ever prepared you for the suggestion of piling on top the corpses of freshly slaughtered intruders.
It was something ONLY a purple freak could think of- Scratch that, only YOUR purple freak of a moirail would ever seriously suggest piling on a bed of the most taboo food in the entire new universe… And you had to be the only troll stupid enough to find that hotter than you found it alarming."
Aka Gamzee has a bad day and slaughters some humans who were kinda asking for it and Karkat piles him nasty style about it instead of reprimanding him.
Bookmarked by JerseyDragons
17 Oct 2025
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INTENSE WEIRDO FOR INTENSE WEIRDO
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Love Between Stars by tired_stressed
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics)
01 Sep 2025
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A decade ago, Party Poison and Jet Star were in love. A decade ago they died far from home, and their souls had nowhere else to go except towards each other.
Today, Red and Blue are in love. Their souls remember each other even when their minds don't.aka: The story of two people and all the lives they've lived together as they try and get their happy ending right
written for the danger days big bang 2025
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- English
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- 15,048
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Bookmarked by JerseyDragons
01 Sep 2025
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In Which Karkat Vantas Finds His Ashen Quadrant Filling Itself, Somewhat Against His Wishes, Leaving Him With A Small Mountain Of What The Fuck Do I Do Now?
An exploration of what "ashen" looks like, being romance, platonic, black, and conciliatory all at once.