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“Like what you see, old man?” Sonic purrs. “I bet you do. Bernie’s taste in men is atrocious.”
Shadow swallows thickly, feeling his cock swell with heat within the confines of his genital pouch. “And if I do?”
Sonic’s lips curve into a wicked smile as he leans down until they’re nearly nose to nose, “then I suggest you stop fucking my mother before you start fucking me.”
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Shadow's got a new girlfriend. Her twin sons might be the death of him. -
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Ten years before Project Shadow's creation an alien creature with unimaginable power came to Earth through a ring portal. Dr. Gerald Kintobor, already desperate to save his granddaughter, captures the extra-terrestrial and proceeds to study it, convincing GUN that it could be the blueprint for the greatest defense system the world has ever seen.
Sixty years later, Sonic the Hedgehog is freed from a watery prison determined to find answers. Aided by his rescuer and the new friends he makes along the way, Sonic begins his search for what Dr. Kintobor called the "Ultimate Lifeform" and the product of all of Sonic's suffering: Shadow the Hedgehog.
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You, a Commander of the First Order Naval Fleet, just want to do right by your family. Your father was a part of the Empire and you never knew your mother. Now you find yourself with more knowledge than you know what to do with, and a proximity to General Hux you can't seem to figure out how to navigate. He barely looks your way, but you desperately want his approval. That is, until you discover that he's the one who has been leaking First Order secrets to the Resistance.
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the moon bleeds red (for those who fear the dead) by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Feb 2023
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After killing Jaskier and bringing the wrath of the Pirate Queen Renfri onto himself, Geralt and Ciri must evade her fury whilst also dodging the increasing number of Nilfgaardian soldiers hunting for the Cintran princess. All the while, Geralt thinks he must be losing his grasp on reality as he's haunted by his sins: waterlogged footsteps appearing on the decks of ships, the hem of a blue coat turning corners, the scent of gunpowder following each elusive sighting... Geralt doesn't believe in ghosts, they're nothing more than stories written by scared men, but all stories have a kernel of truth in them and Geralt seems to be caught in the middle of one.
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- Part 2 of Beneath a Burning Sky
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Under the Black Sun by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
08 Feb 2023
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“Oh good, you’re awake,” a masculine voice says from above him and there’s something sharp being slid under his chin and tipping his head upward. He blinks hard against the sudden brightness until the black spots fade and his eyes focus on the shadow looming over him.
Captain Jaskier stands before him in all his pirate glory, tricorn tipped back and blood washed from his skin and clothing. Without his coat, he has his sleeves rolled up to his elbows to put on display toned, tanned, and freckled forearms, one of which is heavily tattooed with sea monsters. A story told in ink upon his skin. His long fingers are wrapped around the hilt of his sword, the tip of which is what’s angling Geralt’s head up to force him to gaze upon the captain who looks more like a god of the sea in the fading light of the day and the breeze blowing through the strands of hair that have slipped free of his ponytail.
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- Part 1 of Beneath a Burning Sky
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Geralt and Jaskier celebrate their anniversary.
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It was supposed to be an arachas nest.
Geralt enters a forest expecting a straightforward contract, but ends up embroiled in a dangerous fight for his life.
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A few minutes later they break into a round clearing, barely twenty feet across, filled with soft grasses and dancing buttercups that almost glow in the light of the moon. Jaskier pulls her to the center of it, sitting down cross legged and pulling her down beside him.
“Lay back,” Jaskier whispers. She does what he says and gasps softly.
Spread out above them is a tapestry of night, starlight illuminating the tops of the trees as the expanse of space sprawls across the sky.
Jaskier has always been her best friend, ever since she was a little girl. Ciri has never had a reason to question his odd presence, but Yennefer does.
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From the Ashes of a Stolen Home by KHansen for AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Apr 2021
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Bucky grinds his teeth for a few moments before his shoulders relax incrementally, “Why do you have to be so hard to stay mad at?”
“I don’t have the slightest idea what you could mean,” Sam grins.
“You know exactly what I mean,” Bucky rolls his eyes. He stuffs one hand deep into his pocket, aggressively grabbing Sam’s hand with the other. “Why can’t you be more like Steve, huh? He’s easy to be pissed at, he’s a stubborn asshole.”
“And what am I?”
“A guy fishing for compliments.”
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Captain America is dead, Bucky Barnes is picking up the pieces of his dead life, and Sam Wilson is trying to figure out how to lead the "New Avengers" without any Avengers to lead. Their lives are more complicated than ever before and the only thing that could make it more difficult is the wanted teenage fugitive who none of them can stop thinking about.
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- Part 2 of Birthday Extravaganza
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‘Hey! I had a lot of fun the other night and was hoping you might want to come over for a rim com tonight?’
“Oh,” Eskel sounds amused, “he probably meant–”
“He wants you to eat him out while he tells you jokes.” Lambert interrupts.
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A misunderstanding of a typo results in Geralt showing up to Jaskier's place in a pair of gray sweatpants two sizes too small with a bottle of lube in hand when Jaskier just wanted to watch a movie. At least, that's what Geralt thinks.
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There is no sign announcing the event that popped up in the grassy knolls outside of Novigrad seemingly overnight; but, painted on the side of the black ticket booth in curling white letters and illuminated with tiny light bulbs is The Night Circus.
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No one knows where it came from. No one knows what it is. All they know is that the Night Circus has come to town.
And you've been invited.
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One wrong step. That's all it takes.
One wrong step and the White Wolf is slain.
Eskel won't let that be Geralt's end.
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Stay With Me by KHansen for AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
09 Feb 2021
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Geralt and Jaskier are wed on a cool autumn morning with tears in their eyes and a heaviness in their hearts after Jaskier receives a letter stamped with the red seal of Redania that changes their lives forever.
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With her assistance pledged to Queen Cerys of Skellige in investigating a mysterious source of chaos, Ciri finds herself being thrown backwards in time to the moment her fathers fall in love. But you can't change the past without changing the future, and Ciri desperately needs to change it back.
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When Eskel is nearly killed by a wild monster upon the prairie, it's only luck that she's saved by a mysterious woman with golden eyes.
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Glitter and Gold by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
05 Jan 2021
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“They won’t kill me, right?”
Jaskier sits up, slipping the knife back into his sleeve and scooping up his gun. He checks the silencer on it idly as he sighs, “No, they won’t kill you.”
Brymald relaxes into the floor, his head falling back with a dull thunk. Geralt scowls and takes a step forward as Jaskier stands up. Jaskier levels the barrel of his gun with Brymald’s face.
“I will.”
Geralt and Jaskier have been together for two years when secrets come to light and trust is betrayed upon the revelation of Jaskier's double life. Geralt can't seem to escape him, however, until he learns that Jaskier isn't who Geralt thought he was.
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The Dependable Disappearance of Dandelion by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
03 Jan 2021
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Dear readers:
As a forewarning, I must implore you to venture no further; for this is a dreadful story with a horrible ending, a rather awful middle, and even a deplorable start.
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Everybody Loves a Hero by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
25 Dec 2020
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Valdo Marx has loved Jaskier since they were boys, schoolmates at Oxenfurt Academy. He's recently had his affections refuted and his heart broken when he meets a sorcerer who says he can help Valdo get his happily ever after.
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Tomorrow by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
12 Dec 2020
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He skids to a stop in front of a broken door, light streaming out from the home behind it and lighting the cobblestone in shattered fractals. Glass crunches underfoot as he carefully steps through the split wood, watching his steps to avoid falling onto the shards that glitter dangerously in the candlelight. In his peripheral, he sees the corpses of several men strewn across the floor.
A metallic click stops him in his tracks.
He looks up to see the barrel of a pistol aimed at his chest from across the room, the tip wavering slightly in the tight grip. He raises his hands as his heart continues to race and his face feels cold with the blood draining away from it. “Jaskier…”
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This is the Way the World Ends by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Nov 2020
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This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but with a whimper.There’s a man walking through the woods. His bright clothing is rumpled, his chestnut hair shaggy and in desperate need of a trim; his shoulders are slumped and his hands are in his pockets as he traipses carefully across uneven ground. Blue eyes look up in surprise when the cacophony of Geralt’s wild hunt reaches human ears.
“Jaskier!”
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- Part 27 of Into the Jaskierverse