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    The first time Derek had ever called him Pretty Boy, Spencer Reid’s big, exhausted, ever-thinking brain had gone very suddenly quiet. And his dick had gone very suddenly hard.

     

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    The one where Dr. Spencer Reid just wants to feel pretty and get fucked stupid. And desperately wants Derek Morgan to be the one to do it.

     

    Prepare for a whole lot of horny, panicked, lovesick yearning from our favorite over-thinker, followed by some porn with feelings for good measure.

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    17 May 2026

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    “So, what? You are going to arrest me? For being too sexy?” he joked, gesturing to the cuffs.

    Shane’s embarrassment rushed back in full force, along with a wave of something much hotter. Why did he assume Ilya might be into this? Why did he assume Ilya even wanted, much less, needed, someone else to take control? “I-ah- don’t know why-” 

    Ilya chuckled. “Fucking relax, Shane. You want me to tie you up and fuck you until you sob, yes? Sounds fun.” 

    Those words, in Ilya’s deep, accented voice, made Shane’s stomach clench. He wondered when, if ever, Ilya’s physical effects on him would wear off. Total immunity was probably a lost cause, but he could live with that. Like always, Ilya talking so explicitly made Shane a little braver. He squared his shoulders, and lifted his gaze. 

    “Actually, I wanted to tie you up.”

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    OR: Shane tries to get Ilya to relax, in an unconventional way.

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    10 May 2026

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    5 times Ilya couldn’t handle Shane’s tears, and 1 time Ilya needed them more than anything in the world.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “Did J.J. try to set you up with that guy?” Hayden asked.

    Shane nodded, then frowned. "Why didn't you, like, discourage him?"

    "That dude sounded perfect for you.” Hayden immediately held his hands up as outrage flashed across Shane’s features. “What? I just think you can do better!”

    Shane’s mouth dropped open.

    “For fuck’s sake, Hayden.”

    Hayden laughed as he crossed the room and dropped down onto the bench beside him, nudging Shane’s arm with his elbow.

    “I’m kidding. Mostly. Besides-”

    Shane closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

    “It’s not funny.”

    “Hey,” Hayden said in a conciliatory tone, though there was no real apology in it. “Look. I fucking hate the guy, but if he’s what you want…”

    The words chafed. It felt wrong, all wrong, like someone humoring a bad decision. Like of course Shane could do better, should want better. Like it was obvious.

    Shane saw red.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

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    17 Apr 2026