Pastafarianin
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Make it worse make it better by Pastafarianin
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
26 Jul 2026
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Azul was supposed to have a great day. He'd planned to go to the "Modern Foodservice" exhibition, bought tickets in advance. But instead of a pleasant date, Azul is arguing with his boyfriend, who decided to cancel everything at the last minute.
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This day had been awful. Idia was absolutely exhausted. He didn't feel capable of leaving his room. Especially not for some stupid exhibition Azul had dragged him to, one with a ridiculously huge crowd... Even if Azul really wanted to go, even if Azul insisted, he couldn't do it. Not now.Idiazul argue and making up
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The worst ways to confess by Pastafarianin
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
23 Jul 2026
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Azul has been struggling a while. And it was very irritating. It interfered a lot. Who knew that falling in love with one nerd could ruin his perfect sleep schedule and fill his life with unnecessary stress.
However, it's time to end it.
So all Azul has to do is come straight and get rejected.
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Azul is trying to sabotage his confession by asking other people for advice. However, it doesn't work at all. -
Several signs that your friend is not a human. by Pastafarianin
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
18 Apr 2025
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If he is soon taken to a psychiatric hospital, then he will blame Mikage Reo for this.
It started after meeting Reo. If Seishiro had not met him, he would not have doubted his adequacy. He sure as hell wouldn't think that his friend was a vampire!
How did Seishiro realize that his friend was a vampire?
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Nagi trying to know more about Reo. He thinks his friend is a vampire.
Unfortunately Reo isn't a vampire, but he is not human at the same time. -
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24. Seishiro Nagi ¥ 24,000,000
The same screen that showed the score five minutes ago changed to the image of the top 24 Blue Lock players.
Seishiro Nagi is out.
He guesses this is the end.
It looks like he'll have to quit football.
Nagi clenches his teeth. All his muscles tense up, and only a second later, his brain signals "it's too late" and his body instantly goes limp.
Just sad Nagi's thoughts, nothing else.
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Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating by Pastafarianin
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
15 Jan 2025
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- Part 7 of Reverse tropes for "Blue lock" fandom
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Reverse tropes for "Blue lock" fandom by Pastafarianin
Fandom Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock (Manga)
15 Jan 2025
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Based on this promts
You can find the Russian version here
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- Works:
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Follow Your Rules (If the Queen Demands It) by guitahebii
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
06 Jun 2026
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“Goldfishie, what’s rule 53?”
“Stolen items must be replaced.” Riddle replied without missing a beat.
Floyd grinned, “So, where’s my stolen heart?”
“Huh?”
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for some reason floyd leech knows more of heartslabyul’s rules than it’s actual students
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Smoke and Mirrors by TNI303
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
14 Jul 2026
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People said you couldn’t outrun your mistakes. However, they didn’t exactly say that your mistakes would kick you into another dimension and hand you a cat that would burn down a building if he was given a chance.
Ortho Shroud could handle the arson part, but he wasn’t sure he could handle Grim. Fortunately, or unfortunately, the direbeast was one of the least concerning things that he would encounter in this familiar yet strange dimension.
Why was there a humanoid version of him? Why was the Idia in this world avoiding him? And most importantly, why couldn’t he get rid of the phantom taste of bitterness lingering in his throat?
(Or a dimensional travel au, where an alternative Ortho Shroud replaced Yuu character)
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Prologue: chapter 1 - 8
Book 1: chapter 9 - 18
Beanfest: chapter 22 - 26
Wish Upon A Star: chapter 28 ----
Translation into Russian available by 12-типёрстная кишка, and настоящие грабли
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Unspoken Rules by Fleeting_Snow
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
25 Jun 2026
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"Maybe!" Ortho chimes in, "If you keep playing like that, you might win!"
Idia's immediate reaction is to scoff. Obviously, he was going to win.
Unfortunately, he hadn't been quiet and now Azul's sweet smile is being directed at him. Maybe at a glance it would seem friendly. But for some reason it caused Idia's anxiety to spike. Like there was something sinister under that smile.
"Is something wrong?" Azul asks.
Idia just shakes his head again.
___________________________________The boardgame club had always been a safe haven for introverts. A quiet place where they could get away from the overbearing pushy types that dominated Night Raven College. So you can only imagine Idia's horror, when he and Ortho accidentally bring an extrovert into their club, by inviting him to play a game with them.
They had just felt bad for him, after seeing him get bullied by two terrifying twins...
Starts during Azul's freshman year and Idia's second year.
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Befriending the Villain Protagonist by LittleGirlMurder
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
23 Jul 2026
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Kalim, a major fan of the political fantasy novel "The Snake and the Silken Dagger", suddenly wakes up as one of its most annoying side characters - the Asim heir, the protagonist's former master, whose idiocy almost got him executed. Determined to give his favourite character the happy ending he deserves, Kalim sets out on a mission to befriend Jamil Viper, protagonist of the story and future villain in the making. Surely overturning the tragedy of the original novel can't be that hard... right?
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Caught Hook, Line and Sinker! by d0miiqque
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
30 May 2026
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Riddle and his friends are broke in collage and want to go on a trip after the second semester.
They think about it, and what better way to earn some extra money than to pick up streaming? So Riddle gets convinced by Cater and Ace to start a platform and stream with them!
A certain Leech comes across this newbie by pure coincidence, once entering his stream, he’s caught hook, line and sinker.
AKA FloyRid streamer AU!
[Some chapters will be edited just so I could fix any mistakes I find or just super tiny details I want to change^^]