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    Jayce Talis has a problem. Two of them, in fact.

    Problem #1: Jayce is paired with Ekko for Heimerdinger’s capstone engineering course. But Ekko isn’t the problem here: It’s Heimerdinger’s response to their new project, which results in him confiscating Jayce’s life’s work on Hextech and taking it who knows where.

    Enter Viktor: Ekko’s reclusive roommate at Zeta Omega Nu who just so happened to be Heimerdinger’s assistant until a recent falling out left them at odds. With Viktor’s help, Jayce is sure he can get back his research and achieve his Hextech dream.

    Problem #2: Jayce needs to get fucked. Badly.

    Enter Viktor: Ekko’s best friend who happens to be Jayce’s every fantasy brought to life. But what business does a good boy like Jayce Talis have chasing after punk boys with tattoos and bad attitudes on the verge of expulsion?

    If Jayce could just find a way to talk to him, Viktor could be the solution to all of Jayce’s problems. Except…Jayce has already been texting Viktor, pretending to be someone else. Because as far as he knows, Viktor's only interested in girls.

    So, make that three problems. Maybe even four.

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    Punk Frat Boy Viktor meets Nerdy Secret Slut Jayce

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    30 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    “I was studying at the academy before everything happened.”

    “I know.”

    “You think we would’ve met back then? You know, if you had actually made it?”

    Viktor’s eyes widened. It was an odd thing to ask. He put out the cigarette and made his way back to the bed, chuckling quietly.

    “The academy is a large institution, but perhaps.”

    Jayce’s loft explosion kills a young girl, landing him in prison. Viktor fails to sneak into the academy, keeping him in Zaun.

    The two cross paths when Viktor is hired to escort him out of Stillwater to do one final job, before he’s officially set free.

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    28 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    Suguru says dumb shit all the time, like… ninety per cent of the things he says are dumb, why is this any different? Satoru knows he’s being stupid, is fucking embarrassed, but he can’t stop. He can’t unhear what Suguru said and he can’t unthink everything he’s been thinking all day.
    Because Suguru claiming that the coffee Satoru made for him this morning was so good he was going ‘jack his shit to it’ really shouldn’t have made Satoru choke on his own drink, the liquid burning up his nose and having him coughing until he thought his head was going to explode. Shouldn’t have left him staring in shock after the words passed, Suguru oblivious as he cackled at Satoru’s misfortune.

    Suguru makes an offhand comment. Satoru turns it into an inhand comment. LOL

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Satoru has this habit. Maybe tendency is a better word for it. It started in second year. Satoru was always interested in girls. He really liked Inoue Waka, and he’d scope out the magazines at the convenience stores, flipping through the photos of the models and idols. Suguru would stand next to him with his selection of drink and snack in hand, browsing the magazine titles. And Satoru would show Suguru the ones he thought were cute and would comment on them.

    Now that they’re in fourth year, Satoru has become downright vulgar with his comments. Suguru has never said anything when Satoru’s tendency flares up. But for some reason, today, Suguru speaks.

    “You know, the way you talk makes it seems like you’re overcompensating for something.”

    Or Suguru and Satoru play gay chicken. Because they're in love, but they're also idiots.

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    18 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Suguru is starting to think that his best friend might not be straight...

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    18 Mar 2026