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You Can't Spell "Archive" Without "Hive" by Satans_Intern
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Sep 2025
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Decades of plotting, of deft plucks upon the web of fate, lead to a single moment, the moment an Archivist would be confronted with the solemn terror that his lifetime of denials could not save him when the supernatural came knocking. It would all culminate with the crumbling of a single wall, both physical and metaphorical, dividing his mundane world and the world of the Fears no longer. A single strike to shatter his illusion of safety forever, all orchestrated by a single spider.
In one world, Jonathan Sims gave into his impulse to end every spider he came across in his mortal life, and that decision would reverberate around the world fourteen-fold until even the Earth itself cried out in horror. And yet, in perhaps a kinder yet stranger world, Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, would do what he was primed to do from childhood and give in to his fear.
With consequences none anticipated, this unlikely turn of events will win Jon the trust of unlikely allies and the ire of familiar foes and change the tapestry of the web in ways even the Mother could not anticipate.
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With tensions rising in Vale due to the menacing presence of the Atlesian military, Ruby forges an unlikely alliance and finds something more in the process. Something that, until now, she had always denied herself.
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Herostuck by Satans_Intern for ToolAssistedRat
Fandoms: Homestuck, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 May 2024
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Two days before an impending confinement to the UA dorms following an attempted and ultimately successful kidnapping of one of your own, a class decides to play a simple computer game to unwind. This turns out to be a monumentally dumb fucking idea. The world is ending, your house is on fire, and half of your friends and idols are dead, but at least you don't have to unpack those boxes.
When Sburb ensnares another twelve players from a dying world with little to lose and everything to gain, friendships will be tested, love will bloom, and old demons will claw their way to the surface and plunge you into chaos inescapable without accepting an outstretched hand. With a little external help, some unexpected players, and a couple of stowaways escaping their crumbling reality, this cavalcade of bumbling do-gooders might actually have a shot at doing the impossible.
You were trained for this. You were taught how to break out from a tough spot. You've been expected to do the impossible since you stepped foot into the halls of UA. So, when the chips are down, there's only one thing left to do.
Shit. Let's be heroes.
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Cursed by the gods and embittered from millennia of isolation, Salem prepares for her invasion of Atlas before the crushing feeling of repetition begins to truly grate on her nerves. How many times has she done this before, leveling an army of Grimm against a desperate and pitifully human defense, bolstered by whatever lingering hope remained in their hearts, only to be pushed back by a stubborn champion with her dear Ozma pulling the strings?
It all used to be so much simpler.
Hadn’t she brought humanity together once before?
Where along her well-trodden path did she truly lose her silver tongue?
Struck by an epiphany, Salem decides, once more, to gamble on the willingness of humanity to toss aside sense for desire. Someone once coined the phrase “the truth will set you free” and perhaps, in order to truly gain freedom from her wretched existence, the only price she need pay is a little truth.
(Or, a Volume 8 AU where everyone is just a little smarter, Salem is just a little bit more manipulative, Ironwood has legitimate reasons to go insane, and teams RWBY and JNPR face enemies far more difficult to kill than childhood monsters of ink and smoke.)
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Second Chances Well Squandered by Satans_Intern
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jan 2023
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In the world we know, Overhaul is defeated at the cost of a quirk and a life. But what if an outside factor had a larger role to play? What happens when a girl abused by her parents for her quirk comes in contact with someone she sees as a younger version of herself?
Their circumstances might be different but abuse is abuse. Himiko finds that, for the first time, she wants the world to be an easier place to live for someone other than herself. She knows Eri will never be able to live a free life trapped in a stuffy basement to be bled and reassembled for the rest of her days so she does the only thing she can think to do. She meddles. The consequences are more far reaching than you'd think.
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the only heaven i'll be sent to (is when i'm alone with you) by SkyBlueMage
Fandoms: RWBY
04 Aug 2026
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Ruby Rose isn't coping well with being moved two grades ahead, or with her mother's death and father's descent into alcoholism, or with being an openly trans student in the fairly conservative town of Beacon, USA. On the bright side, though, one of her new teachers is both really hot *and* really nice!
At least at first.
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09 Aug 2026
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The full, in-progress collection of every Act in Linked in Life and Love.
Welcome to the madhouse.
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08 Aug 2026
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Return Of The Elden Lord by Dragonsrise
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
17 May 2026
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5 Years ago, Jon Snow disappeared from Winterfell, his family fearing the worst. Years later he returns, not as a bastard, but a new Elden Lord.
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04 Aug 2026
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Threads of Black, Threads of Green by madgirlslovesong (Sympathy4theDevil)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)
24 Jul 2026
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There it is – the symbol of royalty, the King of the forest – and he picked her. Not Aegon, the King’s son, but Rhaenyra, his daughter. There’s something magical in the hart’s steady gaze, and Rhaenyra almost collapses under the weight of what the stag symbolises.
Or Rhaenyra’s encounter with the white stag inspires her to step up in the game for the Iron Throne.
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24 Jul 2026
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After weeks of trying and failing to fix the Circus, or at least make it livable, Kinger convinces the others to let him pull Caine from the recycle bin and have him fix their world.
There's just one problem: Caine doesn't want to come back.
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14 Jul 2026