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All Harry wants is a normal third year. My third year was full of dementors, time-travel, and Azkaban escapees. Harry wants his to be more about Quidditch, school, and girls, apparently. Sounds a bit boring to me – but it’s his life. The only problem is that a bomb is about to go off at Hogwarts, and her name is Cass Black. Nothing normal ever happens around Cass (thank Merlin). If Harry doesn’t learn how to let go, someone he loves will have to bear the consequences. I hope he can pull through. - H
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Harry Potter and H
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Moaning Myrtle witnesses some Drarry action and gets inspired to invent RPF. Lots of fan-girling, canon-typical Myrtle perving (though explicit), and meta discussion of fanfic.
For if you’ve ever read Moaning Myrtle’s self-centered dramatics and thought ‘hm… I want some more of that, and add smut, too, please.’
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Draco in Drag by Thebooklion for Haelileah
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Andrew in Drag - The Magnetic Fields (Song)
08 Feb 2026
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Listen to the song 'Andrew in Drag' by the Magnetic Fields. Then, substitute 'Draco' for Andrew, plus add a happy ending. That's how you get 'Draco in Drag'.
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Horny Ghost Fangirl by Thebooklion for Haelileah
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
25 Jan 2026
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Death isn't all bad, really. Turns out, I'm just about the same I was in life: a horny fangirl. Now that I've figured out the whole trans-pacific travel thing, I have only one goal - haunting Yibo and Xiao. I mean, what else is there to do with an afterlife? Boring shit like meditating, finding inner peace, and crossing over? Nope. Not when I can stalk Yibo and finally find out what really happens in the 'picking up the bunny car'. Totally worth dying for. - HGF
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In my second year, I killed a basilisk, exonerated Hagrid, rescued Ginny, and freed Dobby. Harry is – understandably – intimidated; he doesn’t think he can be as brave as I was. But, when he tries to do things the easy way, everything goes to shit. Instead of being the one to stop the basilisk, he ends up opening Chamber of Secrets. If he doesn’t figure out how to be brave in time, he’ll lose one of his closest friends. I’m cheering for him. - H
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Harry Potter and H
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Two Harry's, One Draco, No Voldemort.
A full-series rewrite, with a touch of madness.
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You are a perceptive reader. You’ve no doubt noticed that Drarry is canon. We know the color of Draco’s eyes roughly a million words before we find out Ron’s - enough said. Yet, in spite of on-page Drarry teasing, stalking, and obsessing, Rowling still gives the reader endgame Hinny in the epilogue. If you’ve ever wondered why, you are not alone.
This is the story of why canon exists the way it does, and why Harry and Draco wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
02 Dec 2025
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At sixteen Wei Wuxian is—through some strange twist of fate, or a nick in the layer between parallel universes, who knows—out of the blue confronted with that one incense burner dream one night.
While his curious mind is left unable to stop poking at this new perspective on Lan Wangji, circumstances in the Cloud Recesses begin to change and Wei Wuxian is suddenly presented with life-altering opportunities.
Maybe Gusu isn’t so bad after all?
(Or alternatively: The fic where I get to give Wei Wuxian the academic scholarship he deserves while simultaneously getting him hitched early on.)
This fic has a Spanish and a Portuguese translation! Please visit the links in the Notes of Chapter 1 to read!
Find me on Tumblr and Bluesky as tomatenmark5
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- Part 1 of Stunted, Starving Juvenility
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Bookmarked by Thebooklion
11 Jan 2026
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A million words and I wish it would never end.
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a stone to break your soul, a song to save it by rikke
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Nov 2019
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When the entire cultivation world turns against Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng comes up with a plan to save him and arranges a marriage between his brother and the Second Jade of Lan, Lan Wangji.
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Tempo Rubato by Spodumene
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Jun 2020
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Tempo Rubato: Italian; Stolen Time; The musical practice of diverging from the unrelenting and gradual rhythm for a short period of time in a piece, allowing for solo freedom.
Lan Wangji starts high school in perfect step with the rhythm of his uncle's expectations and his duty to his family.
He doesn't quite stay that way.
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and his wanting grows teeth by yukla
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Dec 2020
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“I travel so I may do my duty as a cultivator. Not in order to make acquaintances.”
Wei Wuxian huffs in amusement. “Ehhh, Lan-daozhang, no way. I would’ve thought that a friendly guy like you would have friends in every region!”
Lan Wangji’s jaw clenches.
Or; in the dead of winter, traveling cultivator Lan Wangji gets snowed in at a remote mountain village, falls in love with the chief’s adopted son, and stumbles upon a dark secret that is decades in the making.
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Bookmarked by Thebooklion
09 Aug 2025