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    An AU based around a mishmash of PERN, The Inheritance Cycle, The Guardians of Childhood, and my own ideas.

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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    It felt humbling to realize that he’d gotten too comfortable with the idea of spending almost every night at Roy’s, talking, debating, cooking together—it was a domestic life they cultivated, and one Ed took for granted all too soon. Roy would go back to Ishval whether Ed was ready or not.

    He warned his students against that often. If something can be had, it must also have the potential to be sacrificed, he told them with a thickness in his throat. If you cannot live without it, that’s what will be taken from you first.

    That is equivalent exchange at its core.

    Ed is a professor and Roy is a hero; they try to make it work.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    One of the two knights known as the Wings of the Storm. After his banishment, he attracted the notice of the Grace-Given Lord
    and later, having slain a hundred traitors as the Lord's hand, Oleg earned the hero's honor of Erdtree Burial.

     

    When Miquella left for his Haligtree, the Grace Given Lord was named Steward of Leyndell. Nearly half a century has passed since. The Demigod Alliance strains. The Steward's Council of minders grow resentful of their Empyrean's absence. And Miquella himself seems to have abandoned the Capital in pursuit of his own ambitions. Morgott sees the coming war, and he is determined not to leave the Erdtree and Leyndell defenseless. But to do so, he will have to become King. And to become King, he will enlist a Banished Knight to bear a Lord's sins.

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    “You have tangled horns, and a horned tail. The shape of your cloak… have you wings, as well?”

    Already quite fed up of this interaction, and moreso at being stared at so shamelessly, Morgott thumps his staff against the ground in lieu of a stamped foot, “Doth thine eye not tell thee as much? Wherefore then must I answer such an inane question! Am I a dog to preen for thy amusement? Let me inside, or not!” Unwittingly his voice slides into a low, bestial growl.

    The people on the wall look suitably timorous, but there is a certain wonder shimmering among the gormless faces. They swiftly duck behind the balustrade, but Morgott still hears their murmuring voices carry: “He has the choler of a dancing lion.”

    “And he’s thrice-blessed to boot. Quick, find Grandam, tell her another Crucible-touched has come. Perhaps it is a divine message.”

    Morgott cares not what auspicious sign they believe him to be; he is here for his own reasons. As indeed is Mohg, and if the people here believe otherwise then they are fools.

    Morgott and Tarnished venture to a land cloaked in shadow.

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    04 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Haydn waits expectantly. Which then morphs into a slowly-raising eyebrow as he realises that Morgott, crisply-spoken and decisive and impatient Veiled Monarch Morgott, is hesitating. When he does speak, it’s very careful: “It hath not escaped my notice that thou hast been… exceedingly loyal, to Leyndell. And its king. As reward for leal service, it is customary for knights to be offered… a boon.”

    He blinks owlishly at him, “What sort of boon?”

    Morgott gestures airily. It has a touch of the this is as far as I rehearsed to it. “Few things are out of a monarch’s power to give. Request what thou wilt.”

    King Morgott of Leyndell aims to reward a loyal Tarnished knight for his service, but could not have anticipated what the Tarnished would ask for - or where it would lead.

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    01 Jul 2026