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    “Frank Langdon, are you cheating on your wife with the new R2?” Robby asked him bluntly, not even trying to disguise the disappointment in his eyes.

    Then Frank did the absolute last thing he should have done. He burst into laughter.

    “Is this funny to you?” Robby almost growled, “you have a wife and kids at home! A wife who delayed medical school to have your kids and you go and cheat on her with someone you knew from medical school? That’s fucked up, man.”

    Frank stood ramrod straight and shook his head furiously. “No, no, no!” he protested. “That is one hundred percent not what is happening. Mel is my wife. My only wife,” he clarified unnecessarily.

    Robby’s anger simmered, his eyes now furrowed in confusion. “I thought your wife’s name was Abby?”

    Frank’s face filled with horror. His face turning pale. It was then he realised that he’d fucked up. He fucked up so bad. Like a generationally bad fuck up.

     
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    AKA the one where a family inside joke leads to the entire Pitt Crew thinking that Frank is cheating on his wife with, well…his actual wife.

    Based on a tumblr post I saw from @decayingredroses

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    29 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *sobs* I LOVE THEM

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    When the cat eventually got comfortable enough to loaf on her lap, tucking its feet under its body, Mel decided that she was going to sit here with this cat for the rest of the night. Trinity and Dennis could have fun getting drunk. Mel enjoyed this a whole lot more.

    Just as she had decided this, the door to the room opened.

    OR: Mel and Frank meet at a party.

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    08 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This healed some sort of weird hole in my heart

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    His notes app never steered him wrong. Why should it now?

    Or: Frank keeps an ongoing list of all of Mel’s quirks, needs, and likes on his notes app. Except Mel doesn’t know and she will never know…Right?

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    06 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I will be a kingdon shipper till the day I die

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    04 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm weak as FUCK for Mel and Langdon as parents

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Now that she was seeing them up close, Mel was starting to understand what drew Frank to these men - they had a very distinct, Robby-like quality, if Robby commanded an army instead of… well, now that she was thinking about it, he sort of did command an army. But he didn’t have as cool of a jacket, and he definitely didn’t wear a tricorn hat. (Although he’d probably look good in one…)

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    Mel and Frank (and Penny) take on Fort Pitt!

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    04 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Teenage Penny is a badass